Nobody wants to fight me like you do

[nonacquiescent]

Characters: Ryuunosuke Uryuu kindofademon  and Waver Velvet nonacquiescent 
Setting: 3rd floor library, backdated to event start
Format: Action
Summary: Angry charades. And a little bit of  travel phrase book Japanese, maybe some < cool >
Warnings: Hahaha what do you think, nothing serious, just intense hatred going on

[As soon as Waver happens upon Ryuunosuke, it's pretty much decided he's going to be watching him the rest of the day. He swore he would keep an eye on Ryuunosuke, both for the safety of others and Ryuunosuke himself, so he's not about to go back on that. ...He's just not going to go so far as to track him down every morning. Though the chances of running into eachother are pretty high, with common interest in the library and all.

So, grudgingly, he takes a seat at the same table, setting down a small stack of books. The only greeting is a scowl.]

Comments

[nonacquiescent]

[He definitely doesn't catch the insult, especially with that tone, but the fact he keeps going is annoying enough for Waver. So he musters up some broken Japanese, speaking slowly while he tries to think of the right words.]

うるさい、ぼくはにほんごがわかりますない。

[kindofademon]

[That's terrible Japanese and you should feel bad, Waver. Ryuunosuke sticks his tongue out at him.]

[nonacquiescent]

[He scowls, sticking his tongue out right back.]

おまえはもえいがにはなしますない。

[kindofademon]

[Ryuunosuke laughs at that.]

少なくとも私はしようとして失敗してないと。

[He reaches over and flicks Waver in the forehead.]

[nonacquiescent]

[Waver glares, swatting Ryuunosuke in return.]

なんとでも...

At least I'm trying!! How am I supposed to know any?! I've been in Japan for like two weeks! Saying even a bit's pretty impressive!!

[kindofademon]

Dumb.

[Oh, he knows at least two words, good for him. And he tries to poke Waver again.]

[nonacquiescent]

You're dumb!!

[He grabs his wrist, trying to hold him back.

But, well, this is Waver, the scrawny 5'1" kid who never sees the light of day or greater weight than a few books.]

[kindofademon]

You're dumb.

[The nice thing about hands is that most people have two of them. So while Waver's hanging off his wrist he'll just pull on his ear with his free hand.]

[nonacquiescent]

Ah-- hey!!!

[His hands shoot to his ear to pull Ryuunosuke off as he whines.]

Idiot!

[And it's not a second before he practically lunges for him, pretty intent on the best punch to the face he can manage.]

[kindofademon]

[Okay, that was a punch to the face. Ryuunosuke just kind of blinks.]

真剣に？シリアル キラーのパンチですか？あなたのパンチを見舞う千燃える太陽の力で嫌いしなかった見ることを憎みます。

[nonacquiescent]

[...He doesn't really catch any of that outside of 'serial killer', 'punch', 'see' and 'you'.]

Shut up, what are you saying?!?

Uh- おまえはなにをはなします？！

[kindofademon]

You suck.

[You probably already know how bad you are at punching, though.]

[nonacquiescent]

[Where's Rider when you need him?]

I'm not that bad...!!

[yes he is]

I'll break your nose...!!

[Ugh, how does he even begin to say that in Japanese, okay, let's see...]

ぼくはおまえのはなにいたみます。

[kindofademon]

[The way Ryuunosuke is cracking up at that suggests more than any English reply could convey.]

[nonacquiescent]

Shut up...!!!

[Do not incite the rage of Waver, Ryuunosuke...because he's going to push his chair back and pretty much tackle the other.]

I'd like to see you try!!

[kindofademon]

[Knocked onto the floor, Ryuunosuke grunts a little - that floor's not exactly soft - before trying to grab some of Waver's hair and pull.]

[nonacquiescent]

[At least it's better than being told it's pretty?

He grabs Ryuunosuke's cheeks and pulls, trying to get his hair free by stretching his neck away, but, Ryuunosuke's arms are longer...

quality fights in the library.]

[kindofademon]

[Someone really should tell them to keep it down. Ryuunosuke winces and lets go of Waver's hair, only to try to poke him in the eye.

With a finger, damn you plurk.]

[nonacquiescent]

[pluuuuuuuuuuuuurk (fuu)

Waver lets out a small cry, immediately slapping a hand over his eye. That's low, Ryuunosuke... Keeping his eye squeezed shut, he goes the route of just trying to pummel Ryuunosuke's chest with his fists.]

[kindofademon]

[That's starting to actually hurt. Owww

...yeah, you know what, he's going to knee Waver in the groin.]

私をしましょう。

[nonacquiescent]

[Oh. WELL THEN. That kind of hurts. But rather than falling back or to the side, or getting up, he doubles over in pain, shouting.]

Dammit, what the hell?! That's dirty...!!!!

I have no clue what you said, so no, or something.

[Oh right, he won't understand Waver either, huh. ...So he just looks up and sticks out his tongue.]

[kindofademon]

[Don't stick out your tongue if you don't want Ryuunosuke to yank on it.]

[nonacquiescent]

Ah-!!!

[Yeah, well, don't yank on it if you don't want to have your fingers bitten. And hard.]

[kindofademon]

[Yeah that'll get him to let go and shake his fingers out. Bad idea.]

すべてのあなたの強さがそんなに叫んでからあなたの口です。

[nonacquiescent]

Why are you even trying to say anything?

[But Waver you're doing the same thing now...]

Just shut up and quit it!

[kindofademon]

[He glares. Glaaaares. Okay, what's the word he wants...]

Up.

[nonacquiescent]

[Waver just glares right back and shifts to sit on top of Ryuunosuke, crosslegged. He's staying right here.]

下。

[And he crosses his arms for extra emphasis.]

[kindofademon]

[Glaring contest! Who will win?!]

[nonacquiescent]

[Waver intends to. He can glare for a long time, do you really think you can beat this, Ryuunosuke? Do you? He also goes right ahead and shoots a nasty look. Not just any old glare. This is the glare of all glares.]

[kindofademon]

[The thing about the tower, Waver? And having nothing to do? He ca be here aaaaall day.]

[nonacquiescent]

[After a few minutes of it, Waver frowns and instead smacks Ryuunosuke again. Someone has to keep an eye on him, but otherwise he'd be storming away by now.]

[kindofademon]

[He'll just smack him in the face then. They can do this for ages.]