glitchinprincess: (Just a mistake...)
Vanellope von Schweetz | It's just pixlexia, okay? ([personal profile] glitchinprincess) wrote in [community profile] towerofanimus2012-12-09 05:35 am

Definitely not a "vurp" and definitely not something she wants to taste

Characters: Vanellope and anyone who's willing to talk to a brat with dirty hair!
Setting: First floor cafeteria.
Format: Either or! I'll be starting with action, but I'll follow your lead if you want something else.
Summary: Vanellope has discovered that she has to eat oatmeal and she is not amused.
Warnings: May be vaguely spoilerish if you haven't seen Wreck-It Ralph yet. Also, Vanellope gives inappropriate nicknames.

[This day was already turning out to be way weirder than Vanellope wanted to deal with. The last thing she remembered-- those creepy bugs coming out of the ground, and a crash, and Ralph yelling, and then--

...waking up here, and finding that weird note. Luckily the words were all simple enough for her to understand. Unluckily... the words were all simple enough for her to understand. No way could Sugar Rush have been destroyed! Glitches couldn't leave their game, right? And... and...

But those bugs, A small, nagging voice in the back of her mind whispered. Remember those bugs?

She didn't want to deal with it.

Another thing she didn't want to deal with? The jumpsuits. Uh, hello? Totally not her style! Her hoodie was much better racer material, thank you. She'd changed clothes and grabbed a handful of candy from her trunk ASAP.

Exploring the tower was something she definitely needed to do. She found herself at the bottom floor cafeteria more quickly than she would have thought - idly bringing a piece of licorice up to her lips to chew on, she passes through the doors.

A moment later, just after swallowing, she gags. Both hands fly up to her mouth and she makes a dash for the nearest trash can, jumping up to empty her stomach into it.]


What--?!

[When the vomiting subsides, she hops back down onto the floor and eyes the licorice suspiciously.]

...bad licorice.

[With that, she pops a mint into her mouth. A moment later, she has to jump back up to the edge of the trash can. This is not okay. She's sure she could have some fun with it if it didn't make her stomach hurt so bad... but it does hurt. And it's not just one or two candies. She's trying it out with everything she's got, and the result's the same every time. Finally, she collapses on the ground next to the trash can, her face a little green.]

This really stinks!
reddeadvirtuoso: (Witch of Time: Derp derp derp)

[personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso 2012-12-15 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, they both kind of suck. But hey, beggars can't be choosers.

[She shrugged slightly to go along with that tiny smirk. Though, not like she was really begging to find a place to live in Texas.]

Name's Jade Strider, by the way.
reddeadvirtuoso: (You're really tired of dying.)

[personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso 2012-12-18 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I think it's some kind of ancient ritual name back from the first vestiges of our family.

[Or something.]

But I can do this-- [Activate Strider Flash Step, as in the next instant Jade was standing a few feet off to the side in a blurr of motion.]
reddeadvirtuoso: (Sprite: Wait hold up)

WELL THIS ONE IS EVEN LATER, SO

[personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso 2013-01-27 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[She really shouldn't be surprised that someone else can do flashstepesque nonsense, but what she didn't expect was that...weird, blue, blocky thing?? She was obviously taken aback a bit by it, but at least she didn't jump out of her skin for once.]

What the fuck just happened to your face? And your everything? Is that healthy?
Edited 2013-01-27 03:55 (UTC)
reddeadvirtuoso: (Witch of Time: Understand jack shit)

WOP

[personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso 2013-01-27 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, Jade certainly didn't want to...get...assaulted by weird blue boxes??? OK sure.]

What is it? Are you some kind of science project gone wild?