Luke fon Fabre (
sacred_flamer) wrote in
towerofanimus2012-12-19 05:56 pm
A'huntin we will go~
Characters: Luke fon Fabre and YOU
Setting: Floor Six (until he realizes how dangerous it is), and then Floor Thirty-Two.
Format: You decide.
Summary: Luke needs warmer clothes and something other than nutrition bars to eat. Naturally, this leads to so much fail.
Warnings: Luke. Failing. AT EVERYTHING.
[There was a soft rustle from the underbrush on floor six, and if you looked closely, you might see a head of red hair snooping around. He's being surprisingly quiet for one so loud, and if you stick around long enough, you'll get to see why.]
[There's a few deer lurking around, minding their own business, and Luke is heading straight for them. He keeps himself quiet, waiting... and then he leaps from his hiding place, sword brandished and eyes squeezed shut as he aims to behead one of the deer...!]
[...but the deer are having none of that. One with a medium size rack of antlers snapped its head toward Luke, baring its teeth and letting out a dangerous, not-very-deer-like growl. He somehow fumbled in mid-air, landing on his butt as the other deer turned on him, letting out similar noises. A startled, "Meep!" escaped from him as he scooted back on his behind, before finally flailing up to his feet.]
[This was the second batch that did that! This was so not a nice forest!]
[Later on, on floor thirty-six, you'll get to see him doing much of the same... with the same amount of success. Clearly, Luke fails at this whole "hunting" thing, and needs a mentor (or someone to mock him).]
Setting: Floor Six (until he realizes how dangerous it is), and then Floor Thirty-Two.
Format: You decide.
Summary: Luke needs warmer clothes and something other than nutrition bars to eat. Naturally, this leads to so much fail.
Warnings: Luke. Failing. AT EVERYTHING.
[There was a soft rustle from the underbrush on floor six, and if you looked closely, you might see a head of red hair snooping around. He's being surprisingly quiet for one so loud, and if you stick around long enough, you'll get to see why.]
[There's a few deer lurking around, minding their own business, and Luke is heading straight for them. He keeps himself quiet, waiting... and then he leaps from his hiding place, sword brandished and eyes squeezed shut as he aims to behead one of the deer...!]
[...but the deer are having none of that. One with a medium size rack of antlers snapped its head toward Luke, baring its teeth and letting out a dangerous, not-very-deer-like growl. He somehow fumbled in mid-air, landing on his butt as the other deer turned on him, letting out similar noises. A startled, "Meep!" escaped from him as he scooted back on his behind, before finally flailing up to his feet.]
[This was the second batch that did that! This was so not a nice forest!]
[Later on, on floor thirty-six, you'll get to see him doing much of the same... with the same amount of success. Clearly, Luke fails at this whole "hunting" thing, and needs a mentor (or someone to mock him).]

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[...besides, Yu said so the last time they trained, and he only ended up on his ass five times out of ten.]
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[He raised his broken sword.]
Just you wait! I'll get better, and you'll be the first one to find out just how strong I'll get!
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Well then, I'll be looking forward to your attempt to prove me wrong. But first, you'll want to do something about that weapon of yours.
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Y-you think I don't know that? It's not like there's a blacksmith here.
Oh hey, I know you! *Ads!Ulqui-mun.*
Oh my god, hey!
[No he didn't.]
It's not that hard, you know!
Small internet XD
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Uh, yeah. Sure.
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Since it's a pity to see a swordsman hampered by an inadequate weapon, I might consider reaching an agreement regarding either repairing that or replacing it with something intact.
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...in exchange for what?
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[...AND PEOPLE SAY HE HAS NO COMMON SENSE?!]
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[Yu only had to drag him out of bed for training once... and he had a good excuse for not being awake by noon that time!]
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In that case, I shouldn't have to worry about you disappointing me when it comes time for you to hold up your end of the bargain.