A'huntin we will go~

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Characters: Luke fon Fabre and YOU
Setting: Floor Six (until he realizes how dangerous it is), and then Floor Thirty-Two.
Format: You decide.
Summary: Luke needs warmer clothes and something other than nutrition bars to eat. Naturally, this leads to so much fail.
Warnings: Luke. Failing. AT EVERYTHING.

[There was a soft rustle from the underbrush on floor six, and if you looked closely, you might see a head of red hair snooping around. He's being surprisingly quiet for one so loud, and if you stick around long enough, you'll get to see why.]

[There's a few deer lurking around, minding their own business, and Luke is heading straight for them. He keeps himself quiet, waiting... and then he leaps from his hiding place, sword brandished and eyes squeezed shut as he aims to behead one of the deer...!]

[...but the deer are having none of that. One with a medium size rack of antlers snapped its head toward Luke, baring its teeth and letting out a dangerous, not-very-deer-like growl. He somehow fumbled in mid-air, landing on his butt as the other deer turned on him, letting out similar noises. A startled, "Meep!" escaped from him as he scooted back on his behind, before finally flailing up to his feet.]

[This was the second batch that did that! This was so not a nice forest!]

[Later on, on floor thirty-six, you'll get to see him doing much of the same... with the same amount of success. Clearly, Luke fails at this whole "hunting" thing, and needs a mentor (or someone to mock him).]

Comments

[idol_support]

[She's latched onto Yu's arm now, though she's kinda more clingy about it than normal. It's gonna be a lot tougher than it usually is for him to move his arm, or maybe even just move, period. And good luck getting her to let go...]

Well, that's what I did ask Luke way before, and he never answered! He was creeping around, like he was trying to sneak up on someone! He's the only person I've seen around here so far though--no Nanako-chan yet! But I'm sure we'll find her, Senpai, so no worries!


[...Geez, Risette, breathe.]

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[...yeah, thanks for taking one for the team bro, but he's still kind of what over how weird she's acting.]

I was trying to hunt!

[He gave Yu an exasperated look, as if to say, "What did you do to your girlfriend?!"]

[pitiedthefool]

[You're welcome, anytime. Still, he does indeed "sweatdrop" despite his continued poker face.]

I know-- and sorry about that, Luke.

[He exchanges that look with a genuine amount of confusion. "Whadafuq," indeed.]

...Is it their turn to fight bears, or do we leave that (dubious) honour to Aki-senpai? XD

[idol_support]

Hey, what are you apologising for, Senpai? You didn't do anything wrong, and I didn't do anything either!

[She cuddles against Yu's side a little more, giggling into his shirt-sleeve, either brushing aside or entirely oblivious to both guys' confusion.]

C'mon, he was hunting with a sword! No way was he gonna catch anything like that! You should show him how it's really done, Senpai!


[Because hunting with a bus-stop sign would be so much more orthodox.]

Oh my god Risette you are pissing him off so much. XD

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[...dude. Yu. Bro. There is something seriously wrong with your girlfriend.]

I'd like to see you do better! Since when are you this airheaded, Rise?!

[...when Luke calls you out on being an airhead...]

THEN HER WORK HERE IS DONE. Only not really. B]

[idol_support]

[That earns Luke a pout, and an utterly childish foot-stamp...though what she's upset about here maybe isn't what you'd expect.]

Stop calling me that! I told you, I'm Risette!

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[Luke put a hand to his forehead, exasperated.]

Again with the Risette thing...

[He looked over to Yu; you better explain bro.]

[pitiedthefool]

...Risette, did you get sick earlier this month?

[And not tell him. 8( Because he'd been worried, okay. Seriously, that is the ONLY WAY he can understand why she wanted to be called Risette when not even a few months ago (for her) she did not appreciate it and only called her Rise.]

[idol_support]

[The pouting is gone in an instant as "Risette" turns an openly adoring gaze up at Yu.]

Aww, Senpai, are you worried about me...? ♥

[FANGIRLISH GIGGLES AND ARM CUDDLES x100 ♥]

And weeeell, maybe I was a little bit sick, but it wasn't so bad! [Liiies, lol.] Anyways, I'm totally fine now, so it's nothing worth worrying about! We've got way more important things to focus on!

[Like how fail Luke is at hunting figuring out the best ways to get warm~ ♥ ...fighting bears? finding Nanako-chan!]

[sacred_flamer]

[...oh dear sweet Lorelei, Luke was fairly sure he was about to be sick. He put a hand on his head, letting out an exasperated groan.]

...man, I want the normal Rise back. This one is annoying.

[1/...4? lol idk]

[idol_support]

[She shoots a glare Luke's way, then says with a huff]

FINE! If you want your precious Rise back so much, you can just have her!

[Scowling, she bowed her head and blinked rapidly a few times--]

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[--and then suddenly her head came up, her eyes wide and startled as she very nervously took in her surroundings...and froze in place, going absolutely still.]



[...She. Is standing right next to Senpai. Hugging his arm. Very tightly.]

[idol_support]

[oh

oh god]

[4/4]

[idol_support]

[With a soft noise of startled dismay, she hastily let go of Yu and took half a dozen swift, half-scrambling steps backwards, stopping only when a tree looming up behind her stopped her from backpedaling any further.]

[And eye contact is definitely no longer a thing, as she stares intently at her shoes, arms tucked behind her back, her head down and her face deeply flushed.]

[And not a word was spoken, of explanation or otherwise.]

[sacred_flamer]

[...what...

...

...

...

...just...?

...

...what the hell!?]

...sensei, did I break her or something?

[pitiedthefool]

...Rise-?

[Okay, he was worried before, especially on the meadow floor, but now he's even MORE worried. Jason da fuq did you do to his girlfriend.]

[idol_support]

[Rise just cringes and ducks her head a little more.]

[...]


[...Uh, umm...wh-what should she say...? Should she apologise, or try to make small-talk, but then again she's no good at small-talk or even talking at all...]




[...soooo +5 (SLIGHT) BLUSH AND STARING SILENTLY AT HER SHOES IT IS.]

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[...seriously, Jason, you are on all the shit lists ever. Luke reached back, rubbing the back of his neck.]

Rise, you can talk to us, you know. We're not going to hurt you or anything...

[idol_support]

[......Oh no, now they think that she thinks that they're...! Wh-why is she so bad at this? Why can't she just say what she means straight out, like any other normal person?]

N-no, that's not...!

[It's not that she's scared of them, it's that...she doesn't want to get in the way or bother them (and she definitely will if she hangs around for too long) or...or...a-and she just can't figure out what to say or how to say it when they're both s-staring at her like that-]

D-don't look at me...!

[Cue further cringing, plus it looks like she's very seriously considering ducking behind that tree in .5 seconds. ...And okay, now you know something is VERY wrong here, Yu.]

[pitiedthefool]

[...Okay, this is weird and reminding him of what she said about what she was like before-

Oh. Ohhhh. ...Jason, the hell did you do to not just his little sister, but now his girlfriend?]

Rise, calm down.

[They weren't going to hurt/bully her, and there is no way she could get in their way. He offers her his hand. :c Girlfriend pls calm yo miiiind...]

[idol_support]

[She can't help the smallest of involuntary flinches as Yu extends that hand, and she glances quickly from his hand to his face and back, though she makes no move to place her own hand in his grasp. Her voice is low, and markedly more somber than usual.]

...S-sorry...Senpai...

[Hunching her shoulders, she ducks her head, apparently talking to the ground and her feet.]

...Uh, um, I...I-I should...just go...

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[Luke stared at her, not sure what to say. Something strange was going on, that was for certain, but he couldn't say what. Yu seemed to know, so he turned his confused look up to him.]

Sensei... what's going on?