A'huntin we will go~

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Characters: Luke fon Fabre and YOU
Setting: Floor Six (until he realizes how dangerous it is), and then Floor Thirty-Two.
Format: You decide.
Summary: Luke needs warmer clothes and something other than nutrition bars to eat. Naturally, this leads to so much fail.
Warnings: Luke. Failing. AT EVERYTHING.

[There was a soft rustle from the underbrush on floor six, and if you looked closely, you might see a head of red hair snooping around. He's being surprisingly quiet for one so loud, and if you stick around long enough, you'll get to see why.]

[There's a few deer lurking around, minding their own business, and Luke is heading straight for them. He keeps himself quiet, waiting... and then he leaps from his hiding place, sword brandished and eyes squeezed shut as he aims to behead one of the deer...!]

[...but the deer are having none of that. One with a medium size rack of antlers snapped its head toward Luke, baring its teeth and letting out a dangerous, not-very-deer-like growl. He somehow fumbled in mid-air, landing on his butt as the other deer turned on him, letting out similar noises. A startled, "Meep!" escaped from him as he scooted back on his behind, before finally flailing up to his feet.]

[This was the second batch that did that! This was so not a nice forest!]

[Later on, on floor thirty-six, you'll get to see him doing much of the same... with the same amount of success. Clearly, Luke fails at this whole "hunting" thing, and needs a mentor (or someone to mock him).]

Comments

[holychord]

Most likely.

[COME ON toward the stairs~ It's only a few floors down!]

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[A whine escaped from the back of Luke's throat, but he still followed, if reluctantly.]

[holychord]

[It was most likely a wondrous sight for anyone to behold. Tear, with blood and guts caked all over her gloves, carrying a tub of dead animal, while leading a dejected replica. But she headed into the library anyway.]

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

[And the award goes to Tear for "Creepy memory about the Colonel's antics"

Jade can be found with piles of neatly stacked and organized books surrounding him, a few open on the table he's at. It looked like he was cross referencing something and writing it down on a piece of paper with chicken-scratch writing. Whatever he's doing, he's been doing it for a bit now.]

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[By the time they got down there, Luke was less grumbly about having to ask Jade for help, but he still hand his hands shoved in his pockets like a sullen child.]

Oy. Hey Jade.

[holychord]

[It wasn't that creepy that she had remembered that.... ;A; But hearing Luke's greeting, she figured she should be the one to ask for help. Since Luke's attitude would probably only incite Jade's mocking. As if just asking in general wouldn't...]

Colonel, we would like to request your help.