This is really all just crap timing, ain't it.

[xanthous]

Characters: The Psiioniic and yoouuuu.
Setting: Dormitory floor 4, and floor three, but if you want to run into him as he wanders, feel free!
Format: Either is good with me, but all the set up will be in brackets.
Summary: The Psiioniic is new, confused, and a little lost.
Warnings: Nothing at the moment!

[floor four]

[WELL. This is certainly not what he expected to wake up to. An odd room, some letters that make very little sense, a chest... There were squishy platforms for the others sharing the room with him, but nobody's there as he ventures out into the tower. Or, well, he doesn't notice anyone as he begins his journey.]


[floor three/the library]

[He's found books. Books are useful, even if he's never owned one. (So he might look way too fascinated by everything, but cut him some slack.) He's going through and picking out books from each section, staring intently at the covers as he goes through. He puts some back, but the rest float behind him, surrounding in a light that flashes between red and blue.]

Comments

[xanthous]

[The twitching is what catches his attention. At first he thinks it was just a trick, something with the lighting or the odd feeling in this place. He watches Sesshomaru closely, and when the fluff twitches again, he makes a soft, surprised noise, and creeps closer to the man. What is that thing? And what's up with the color of his skin and hair? And his clothing. Those clothes are pretty strange.

He's not sure how to talk to the man. He has an authoritative air, and he's obviously irritated. Maybe Psii shouldn't talk to him. But then the fluff twitches again, and he can't help it.]

Do you need help...?

[taiyoukai]

[Psii doesn't make himself know by his voice, but by his smell. By the sound of his footsteps. By many things that alert Sesshomaru of his presence way before he voices anything. Sesshomaru ignores him until he speaks, at which points the daiyoukai takes a moment to slowly turn and give the troll a scathing, withering glare.]

[xanthous]

[Rude.

He tilts his head, brows furrowing.]

That...ithn't really a quethtion that maketh people angry.

[taiyoukai]

[A slight sniff. Also trick of the light, his eyes just went red and blue to white and gold.]

This Sesshomaru is hardly so incompetent as to need help from a lesser beast like you.

[xanthous]

[Frooooown.]

I didn't thay or athume you were incompetent. You don't have to get angry about an innothent offter to help.

[He's just going to ignore the lesser beast thing. He's been called worse.]

[taiyoukai]

[Oh very well, now he's turning around to face Psii completely, expression vaguely annoyed.]

There are few truly innocent things in the world, and none of them are offers.

[xanthous]

[Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.]

You don't need to get tho angry about thith. It won't do you any good to be tho grouchy.

[taiyoukai]

[Have another stare, Psii, for your great efforts. You're kind of the least convincing anti-violence preacher he's ever dealt with. And he's dealt with a lot of them.]

Do you even have a point or are you simply looking to die?

[xanthous]

I thertainly don't want to die. I thtill have a few thweepth left until I burn out.

[Except it's more like a few thousand, but he doesn't know that.]

Anywayth. I jutht...want to know what you are.

[taiyoukai]

Explain yourself.

[How can you not know that Sesshomaru is Sesshomaru, gosh.]

[xanthous]

What about mythelf?

[He doesn't understand anything.]

How are you tho fluffy?

[taiyoukai]

[The fur over his shoulder twitches.]

I am not fluffy.

[He sounds at once, utmost dignified, and utmost petulant. It's a skill, really.]

[xanthous]

[!!]

That...thing ith fluffy. You can't really thay it it'th not.

[Because that would be lying.]

[taiyoukai]

It is not a thing.

[Warningly.]

And it is not fluffy.

[GLARE.]

[xanthous]

That doethn't tell me what it it.

[He doesn't feel threatened at all, nope.]

It looks fluffy to me.

[taiyoukai]

Tch. Your obvious deficiencies are none of my concern.

[xanthous]

I'm not deficient, you're an alien.

[taiyoukai]

The word is daiyoukai.

[Pause.]

And you're clearly broken in some fashion.

[xanthous]

Whatever, it'th the thame thing. You're a different thpecieth.

[Clearly? Ugh.]

How am I clearly broken? My mutationth aren't that bad.

[taiyoukai]

But you own up to them.

[You're officially being trolled, Psii. Sorry. Sesshomaru continues to be as line-faced as ever.]

It is not precisely hard to see there is something fundamentally wrong with you.