towerofanimus | [OPEN] I guess that I don't need that though

Characters: [AU1] Eridan Ampora and OPEN!
Setting: Workshop.
Format: Starting with Action, but I'll match you.
Summary: Nearly fifty years later and Eridan still sucks at this sewing thing.
Warnings: Heavy handed sexual innuendo, attempts to make your characters uncomfortable, lewd bad jokes, Eridan being as trigger-happy with that gun as ever. Also Eridan being the troll-equivalent of a vampire, so expect him to glow if startled and shamelessly ask if he can bite your characters.

[There's a jadeblood sitting on a workbench, struggling with thread, needle and a really long, red coat. He's grumbling at it, squinting between each stitch and occasionally growling ferally at it. Sunglasses stuck on his hair, which is still black and green, Eridan seems to be slightly absorbed with his task. The short sleeve tshirt he's wearing is not very well suited for the cold, at least not without his coat, but he doesn't seem to mind. He's no longer wearing his sign on it, as it's just plain black with a small detail in yellow lines near the hem. His sign is now on his pants, black as well, stitched in jade along the lower part of his right leg. Shame the whole thing is dirty and slightly stained by blood and things you probably don't want to know the origin of. Rifle is, as always, resting by his side, an easy snatch away.]

Every fuckin' time, I swear...

[He shakes the whole thing in frustration, as he's once again, stabbed the underside of a claw with that needle. You'd think he'd be better at this, given how long he's been here. But nope. Some things just never change.]

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[Eridan pauses a moment, thinking.]

...that would actually be pretty fuckin' hilarious, not gonna lie to you, V/V. That'd probably get me yelled at, though, so let's save that idea for a rainy day.

I wouldn't yell at you for my own silly mistake.

[She smiles at him, every bit the V/V who came here.]

Not you, sweetheart. But my best beloved killjoys would.

[He smiles easily anyway.]

Especially if it weren't a mistake.

It wouldn't help fix the coat at all.

Well no, but it'd be pretty fuckin' funny, really.

Maybe we can think of things that won't get you yelled at, but are still funny. Like... I don't know, what movies haven't you watched yet?

Shit on a stick, V/V, I think I've watched the whole selection at least twice by now.

[He's laughing though, amused.]

Do you think we can ask for more movies, then? Or would they come out as terrible mutant unfunny movies?

The answer to that is yes, yes, and probably yes. But hey, there's no harm in trying, right?

I'll ask, so there's no way you'll get in trouble for it.

Now that wouldn't be very nice of me at all, now, would it?

[Eridan grins remains the same, with entirely too many teeth in it.]

You can pay me back later if you're worried about it, but you don't have to.

You know I like my debts squared, hon. Makes me feel better about it in the end.

But I don't need a lot of things.

But you still need some~

Like what?

Oh, I don't know! But I'll think of something, if necessary.

[He wiggles his eyebrows.]

I'm awfully creative, y'know.

I know you are. You're very sweet.

Most people would say tangy~

[Yes. Yes, he went there.]

But 's okay. Sweet works too.

Tangy's not really a usual compliment though. Is it?

It is from me.

Then I'm sure you're very tangy.

[Eridan laughs.]

Yes, yes I am~

[She smiles wider.]

How do trolls show affection?

Affection? Ah. The same way as humans do, I guess.

[He scratches his chin.]

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