ITP: Wise Actions

[forgetbeam]

Characters: Kiyotaka Ishimaru and YOU
Setting: A few places on various days.
Format: You pick!
Summary: A couple of things have been weighing down on his mind lately, but hey - there's new stuff to explore, so he might as well make himself feel useful and check them out instead of sulking.
Warnings: Probably violence on the classroom floor due to Ishimaru being a dumbass. Classroom shenanigans should probably all be kept to the same thread.

[Classroom]

[The second Ishimaru finds himself greeted with a classroom environment, he brightens up considerably. Sure, it's a bit of a dusty old mess, but he'd always been the type to volunteer to tidy up classrooms after school back home anyway - he was fully prepared for this! Once it's clean, it will be in top condition for the makeshift study group to use and everything!

First things first, he's going to straighten up all these desks. Why are they even all upside down like this?]



[Sauna]

[A sauna... doesn't sound like such a bad idea, actually. As long as there's not some awful twist where it cooks you alive. He doesn't approve of there being a mixed room at all, but adults can do what they want... He'll just have to come back later and put a note on the door discouraging anything dirty.

For now he's going to explore the locker room, taking note of just how many lockers are in here, and trying to find the one with his own name on it. ...Well, there should be two as long as his other self is here, so he might as well find both of them.]



[Ball Pit]

[Ishimaru led a very sheltered childhood.

As such, he has no idea what to make of the massive ball pit on this floor. Part of him wants to step out into it just to see how deep the mess goes, but... He's going to linger on the staircase for a while anyway. He'll have to ask whoever passes by what the heck it's even supposed to be.]



[Elsewhere]

[So maybe Ishimaru's studying in the reference library instead, or in the dorm hallways, or in his own dorm, or eating in the cafeteria. Or on any of the other floors you'd like to run into him on. I am flexible.]

Comments

[chainsawn]

[ Hmm..

For a moment she seems to be thinking, but then - in the timespan of less than a blink - the girl suddenly has changed. Into a boy, that is. It's pretty obvious that it's still the same person, except.. a different gender out of nowhere.. ]

Would this have been better then?

[forgetbeam]

[And he just stares for a good while, trying to comprehend what just happened. It's not the first time someone he thought was a girl turned out to be a boy, but it's kind of an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SITUATION.]

What...?

What did you just do?!

[chainsawn]

[ She doesn't get what's so weird, really, so she just blankly stares at him as if he's the weird one here, but then she shrugs very lightly. ]

Like this, I'm a boy, right? [ AS IF IT'S NORMAL.. ]

[forgetbeam]

Are you... really...?

[Rule enforcement at school never prepared him for this... What should he do...]

If... that's so, then...

[Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu]

It should be fine, right?

[chainsawn]

[ Being rule enforcer is suffering, isn't it, Ishimaru.. But at least she seems happy enough, smiling a little. (Even if it's blank as ever.) ]

I'm glad. I thought I was doing something wrong..

[forgetbeam]

[HIS ENTIRE LIFE IS SUFFERING...]

Right... well... as long as you don't walk into the wrong changing room at the wrong time...

[chainsawn]

It's okay. I can just change if I'm wrong.

[ In the blink of an eye she changes back to a girl, and then back to a boy..

.. And then to a bug. ]

See, this is if there's a bug bathroom, I can use that too.

[forgetbeam]

[W..ha...t...]

Bugs don't use bathrooms!

[It's the one thing he can be positive of in this situation and he's going to cling to it.]

[chainsawn]

.. It's mean to tell the bugs that..

[ YEAH, ISHIMARU, THINK OF HOW HURTFUL YOU'RE BEING!! Discrimination against bugs!! She even seems a little sadder in her blankness, even if it's difficult to spot.. ]

[forgetbeam]

[Ishimaru IS known for his super sensitivity to peoples' feelings...]

But it's true! Bugs go wherever they please! However, you shouldn't do anything so unhygienic!!

[chainsawn]

[ It's true. He might as well be SHSL empath. ]

I've never tried it before, actually. I wonder.. [ HER HANDS ARE ALREADY GOING TO HER SKIRT, RUN WHILE YOU CAN. ]

[forgetbeam]

NO!!

[IS THIS REAL LIFE... Ishimaru grabs her arms and pulls them awaaaay from her skirt.]

Is this some kind of joke!? That's not funny, it's disgusting!

[chainsawn]

[ It's almost comical, his overreactions in contrast to her constant blankness. Even now she just blinks at him. ]

.. I'm not joking.. What kind of joke would that be, anyway..?

[forgetbeam]

Wait... You were serious? No, you must be more civilized than that!

[chainsawn]

Well, I'm.. in the locker room right now, right..? That's where you go get changed. [ WHICH IS WHAT SHE WAS DOING JUST NOW. This isn't that hard to get, Ishimaru!! ]

[forgetbeam]

Oh. You were getting changed and not...

[He doesn't want to say it- HEY WAIT A MINUTE]

Ah! But you're getting changed as a girl?!

[chainsawn]

[ ...

Blinks.

Changing back into a boy.

Moving 'her' hands to 'her' pants to tug them down.. are you sure you're okay with it like this, Ishimaru.. ]

[forgetbeam]

That's better.

[The changing thing is never going to stop being REALLY WEIRD but at least he seems to be pretty okay with it like this.]

So... With that settled... Remember not to stay in the sauna any longer than fifteen minutes at a time!

[UNLESS YOU HAVE A POINT TO PROVE.]

[chainsawn]

[ Unless in case of sauna competitions. Duly noted. ]

.. Really? What happens if you go in for longer..? [ She's frozen in position as she speaks, hands still on her pants and all. ]

[forgetbeam]

You could become dizzy or nauseous in pass out! Dehydration is also a risk, and if you are asthmatic the thick air could trigger an attack!

[He totally read aaaall the fine print on the safety signs back at Hope's Peak...]

[chainsawn]

There's more dangerous things than saunas though. Like.. you could fall from the stairs or choke on a bone in your chicken wings.

.. In the end.. everything's a little dangerous. Life itself is, huh?

[forgetbeam]

. . .

[WOW, DOWNER.]

It's better not to go adding extra dangers when they can easily be avoided!

[HE SAID BEFORE MONDO DECIDED TO GO FULL JACKASS]