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[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Characters: Everyone who watched Con Air!!!!!!!! [Tag yourselves in!]
Setting: Floor 14
Format: Action or w/e
Summary: MOVIE AFTER PARTY.
Warnings: Uhhhh language? And slap fights I'd wager.

[OKAY GUYS.

Mingle with other people. Bitch about the movie, rant about how totally and completely awesome it was. w/e w/e you do what you want.]

Comments

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

I still say that Cyrus asshole shouldn't have been able to stand after getting fucking impaled like that.

[Carefully...picking popcorn out of his hair.]

And face-eating dude never ate anyone. What's up with that?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

He was still alive at the end! Maybe there's a sequel??

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

WAIT, SHIT, HE WAS?

[SUDDENLY YOU HAVE HIS ATTENTION.]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Yeah! He was at the gambling table! You didn't see??

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

Oh my fucking god, that's right.

Where the FUCK is the sequel. There has to be one.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

I know! They'd be crazy if they didn't make a sequel! I wonder if this dumb tower even has it though.

[bubbleglub.livejournal.com]

[Combs through hair with fingers to help 383]

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

[N O P E ducking her fingers.]

No. Nope. Nuh uh.

Nobody touches that but me.

[bubbleglub.livejournal.com]

Don't be so flotsam and jetsam! I'm a girl, if anyfin should touch your hair besides you it should be me!

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

Only me. Nobody else can achieve the art that is my hairstyle.

[Very firm on this point.]

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

What about the other guy? [Mao comes up behind him on the way out the door.] He should have died halfway through the movie!

[He's standing by the 'heroic resolve' theory, but it doesn't mean he likes it. Oh, another good point -- more face eating!]

...Should have eaten the little girl. Then at least she would have shut up.

[His head is still ringing from that awful song. OH THE SONG...]

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't know. Humans make no fucking sense.

[Grunting at the mention of eating the little girl.]

Would've been cooler if he went after one of the convicts or whatever.

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

But he was so close! That's bad writing right there.

[Pause.]

...He should have eaten the Poe person.

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

No, I liked him.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

Of course he shouldn't have!

[Trying to mess up his hair. As usual.]

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

[CATCHING HER WRISTS he's onto you.]

Excuse you.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[She shoots him an innocent smile.]

What?

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

Your hands were definitely about to enter a hand-free zone.

[timegame.livejournal.com]

Well maybe he went and ate those ladies that were with him at the end!

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I missed that whole fucking thing.

[timegame.livejournal.com]

Really? Well, you should have a look! It was actually pretty weird that no one seemed to notice a criminal just walking around but...

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

Humans aren't the most astute of races. Sure fucked up on that one.

[invisiblebombs.livejournal.com]

_{[Ugh, messy hair, if there's one thing he can't take it's that. Just... going to invade your personal space and brush the popcorn out, that'll make it marginally better.]}

Really, you should take better care of your hair. These little bits of... whatever this is... they're not good for it.

I must admit to a great deal of disappointment, myself. There was far too little bloodshed for my taste, and as to that Cyrus man. Well.

_{[Even with the mask it's obvious he's not happy.]}

He shouldn't have lived as long as he did.

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

[N O P E smacking his hands away like a fucking ninja.]

Do. Not. Touch. My. Hair. It's under control. I don't need lectures.

[And casually continuing his task while he talks.]

It was alright. Good entertainment, even if it wasn't realistic at ALL. But that's why it's a movie.

[invisiblebombs.livejournal.com]

_{[WELL. Just trying to help there, didn't have to get snippy about it. But attitude is nice sometimes. Refreshing. He'll back off for now. But if he takes an interest in helping with that mess again the smacking must cease.]}

Good entertainment is a good fight. This... this wreck didn't even have any good fights. There was never a doubt as to who would win, and it took an outsider to help Poe win his fight. That's simply weak.