towerofanimus | [Open/Closed] All hail the wank storm!

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[Open/Closed] All hail the wank storm!

Characters: Open except for the kitchen, which is closed to Chidori and Maya
Setting: Throughout the Tower and finally in the cafeteria kitchen
Format: Anything goes
Summary: After Rei's network post, Rei's gonna gather some friends to eat popcorn with while enjoying the network chaos
Warnings: None right now

1. All over the Tower

Rei can be spotted on any one of the "outdoor" floors, skipping around happily and peering around for anything that resembles corn. She's really excited for finally getting friends to enjoy something with.

2. Kitchen/Closed to Maya and Chidori

Sadly, there seemed to be no corn in the Tower...yet. But Rei has a backup plan. If there's no popcorn, then make cookies! With that thought, she bounces into the kitchen.

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As you would expect. Its true purpose is still a work-in-progress, but I have long since learned patience.

[ He tilts his head to the side, curiously. ]

Might I ask what it is you want, here?

Oh, I'm just gonna try making some popcorn or cookies so I can laugh at the stuff on the network. Have you seen the network yet?

The collective subconscious has been behaving strangely today. [ In other words, no. ] But if the inhabitants of the Tower are behaving erratically, that might explain why.

The collective subconscious is suffering severely from butthurt and thus raging on the network.

[ Um... what? ]

I do not understand that terminology. [ But... okay. ] They are behaving strangely, however. I will grant you this.

Well, you see, when people get angry over stupid things, it's called buttpain because you're acting like you've been hurt in a stupid spot. So apparently the collective subconscious just wanted to be stupidly angry today. I guess the old guy who started it is the angriest, though.

... I see. [ Even someone as deadpan as Wilhelm finds that terminology just ever-so-slightly amusing. Of course, he doesn't, and can't, show it. ] Is this why you are getting popcorn?

Yep. It's a time honored tradition in my world to eat popcorn while being amused at the stupid angry people.

Along with killing 'angels?'

Yeah. Even though Angel-killing is more of a NERV thing. This is something anyone can do.

NERV?

The organization that Mommy and Daddy work for. The one that made my robot.

[ He nods. But then... he had an idea. ]

Were you looking for others to watch the network with you?

Yep! I already invited two people.

Does this extend to myself?

Hm...

[She taps her chin, thinking.]

Okay. As long as the other two want you.

You defer your own desires to others?

Edited (oops) 2013-02-13 02:17 (UTC)

Well, if you came along and they didn't want it, then popcorning wouldn't be much fun anymore, right?

Just who are these others, who would object to my presence?

Well, it's two girls. I'd say one of them is around mine and Tohko's age?

I see.

[ He was curious if they knew something about him they weren't supposed to, but this makes sense. ]

It is up to them, then.

I'll introduce you. Maybe if they know you're Tohko's friend, they won't be all "Ew boys" and make you leave.

Very well.

[ Lead on, Rei. ]

Then you can wait here. They'll be coming down in a little while. Sit on a counter or something. Make sure not to accidentally sit on the stove!

I will be in the library.

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