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Characters: HK-47 (

damn_meatbags) and OPEN
Setting: All over (backdated to Feb. 7th before the event)
Format: Action but you’re welcome to prose it up
Summary: Is the tower ready for a Sith Lord constructed Assassin droid?
Warnings: Insulting, sarcastic, crude droid with a superiority complex and an otherwise low opinion of others.

Room 1-04

[The droid doesn’t really care for the sleep paralysis. Not at all. In fact, as he runs a self-diasgnostic on himself, he’s busy cursing all meatbags everywhere because, obviously, they’re responsible. And as soon as he gets up, he’s moving around and examining everything. Eventually, he gets to his trunk and opens it up. If anything, his eyes glow a bit more as she spots one of his favorite weapons tucked inside as well as several additions to improve his combat efficiency and a hydrospanner.

Well, hopefully his Master was here to perform a few upgrades on him. HK-47 always liked getting upgrades. So long as they weren’t from some chuba-faced fish head like Yuka Laka.

Yes, he read the notes. No, he doesn’t believe them. He always shuts down whenever his master dies and he gets reactivated by a new one. No new master is here so obviously this is false.

And then off he goes, to explore the tower! Feel free to welcome a rusty red colored droid carrying an unnecessarily large blaster.]

Floor 71

Observation: This looks to be the insides of some large meatbag creature.

[So he pokes at the nearest twitching piece of bloody flesh and watches it pulse and quiver with what could be considered fascination. Morbid fascination. Ah well, it doesn’t hold his attention for long and then he leaves.]

Floor 59

[And here, one will find the droid examining various instruments of torture. They’re all primitive in comparison to the techniques he was programmed with but it was interesting to see how much meatbags had advanced over the years. He’s not even sure that anyone in the Republic or among the Sith that remember these things. In fact, he’s not sure it’s if recorded in any historical database.

Stupid meatbags.]

Floor 19

[Watch as this droid holds a book but just one of it’s covers and pokes at it.]

Statement: This is an extremely primitive method of data storage. Whoever is in charge of this place should be ashamed.

Everywhere else

[You might find HK-47 killing monsters or exploring. Most likely you‘ll find him killing things though. He really enjoys killing things.]

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Lucky guess, then.

[Vicente goes over to one of the torture devices and examines it.]

Quite fascinating devices, wouldn't you agree?

[Oh ho ho, yes they are. And he really wants to say as much but this person is strange and not one of his masters friends.]

Answer: They are.

Statement: However the use of these forms of torture is incredibly primitive and no longer used by either the Republic or Sith.

They are quite typical by my own world's status. I am guessing you are from a more advanced world and time?

Answer: Yes, I am. And from a galaxy far, far away.

[Because that's how primitive meatbags talk, right? Gotta speak their language!]

Galaxy..? Ah, right. You need not dumb down for me, automaton. I've spent most of my captivity educating myself on this world and others.

[Oh good, a clever meatbag. He really hated dumbing things down.]

Statement: I am HK-47 and I have come from a time that is more technologically advanced than the things I have observed in this tower.

A pleasure, HK-47. I have met a few mechanical lifeforms such as yourself, with more intelligence than the steam-powered machines of my own world.

Insulted excalamtion: Steam powered?!

[Hang on, mentally raging at the image of a steam powered droid. Oh god, make it go away. Someone make him forget it.]

[Takes a step backwards, but doesn't flinch or show surprise at the outburst.]

Yes, I was quite surprised that none of the machines here run on steam or soul gems.

[He still can't quite grasp how "circuits" work, but he's working on it.]

Insulted Statement: Steam power is the most primitive method of operation I have ever heard of. I refused to believe that droids could be steam powered!

[Pft, not touching on the soul gem bit. He's still overwhelmed by the steam power.]

It is true. Steam power was a method the dwemer of old invented in my world, but sadly, they are all dead now, with only their machines left behind.

Query: Did they revolt against their masters and destroy them all?

[He sounds way to interested.]

Were but it that interesting. No, the dwemer's disappearance is a mystery, though there are theories. A massacre would have left bodies.

Statement: How disappointing. It would have been interesting to hear of how primitive droids behaved in such an event.

No, I'm afraid they only attack trespassers.

Query: So they are warlike?

They attack those who enter their territory, as if their masters were still about.

Statement: How disappointing. I don't suppose there are any here?

There are other machines here, but none are of Dwemer make.

Statement: Then it is very disappointing.

If you were hoping for conversation, you would be even more disappointed. Dwemer automatons do not speak or show any signs of intelligence other than what they were created for.

Edited 2013-02-23 01:27 (UTC)

[Sighing.]

Statement: It seems that I will have to tolerate interactions with primitive meatbags.

[No offen- Okay no, he totally meant to offend. But hey, at least you're a helpful primitive meatbag.]

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