A Rude Awakening..

[gomu_ningen]

Characters: Monkey D. Luffy, the tennats of room 2-06, and you!
Setting: Part 1: Room 2-06 during the morning after Valentine's Day, Part 2: The cafeteria
Format: Action Brackets!!
Summary: First part is Luffy is waking up and discovering his current whereabouts, the second half is Luffy doing what he does best
Warnings: Hilarious-ness?


Part 1:
[It had been a good rest, or at least it felt like one. As his eyes slowly opened, Luffy sat up and rubbed the sleep from his view. It took a moment or two to kick in that he wasn't where he remembered falling asleep, but this kind of thing had happened before.

Noticing that there were three other beds, Luffy got to his feet and buzz-lined over to each of them. Taking hold of whomever may be trying to rest, the young pirate shook them in order to wake them abruptly.]

"HEY! ZORO! USOPP! SANJI! WAKE UP!!"

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Part 2:

[With what little information he had been given, he had miraculously found the cafeteria. Not the best with navigating, Luffy cried out with joy and awe as he rushed into the mess hall with high hopes.

Lines didn't seem to concern him, simply walking up to the front and grabbing whatever portions of oatmeal he could get into his arms. There's quite a ruckus in the proceeding, a bit of barking on Luffy's end as he argues with the chefs lack of meat at the present time. Satisfied in the short term with his haul, he made his way to the closest seat and began to gorge himself on the nurishing gruel. He isn't the most plesant site to see while he eats, but there is something comical about how frantic he eats. He'll ocassionally look up at those who pass by, nodding his head in greeting.

Every once in a while, his arm will unnaturally stretch out and snag a bowl of oatmeal from across the room. He thieves the oatmeal in timed grabs, watching the kitchen staff carefully to make sure they don't see him. For everyone else in the cafeteria, he doesn't seem to give any sort of care.]

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[gomu_ningen]

[He pauses, looking her over carefully. He seems rather deep in thought, as if the very world was in jeopardy and his reply to her spelled the very outcome of the future.]

". . .

Who're you?"

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[lolighostgirl]

[What pisses her off more is forgetting this cute face. Damnit Straw Hat. Immediet gothlolita rage go!]

You've forgotten?!

[lolighostgirl]

It's Ghost Princess, Perona! One of the Mysterious Four of Thriller Bark! Hmph.

[There, she sure showed him.]

[gomu_ningen]

[Luffy is still giving her a long, dull stare. The cogs are moving slowly, and finally they click perfectly.]

"Ah~! Moria! You got skinnier!"

[lolighostgirl]

[...Without a second thought, Perona will just pass right through him as if Luffy was hit by one of her Negative Ghosts.]

[gomu_ningen]

[Luffy drops to all fours, his forehead slamming into the ground as the dark thoughts fill his soul, brimming with the blackest negativity imaginable.]

"Nnnnuuuuggghhh.. I'll never get out of here." Meat will never taste good uggh~ I might as well just shrivel up and die.. Shrivel like a raisin.. I'll eat nothing but raisins for the rest of my life!"

[lolighostgirl]

Haraharahara~

[Meanwhile Perona will laugh her ass off. Serves him right!]

[gomu_ningen]

[After the ghost passes through him, Luffy raises from all fours and points an accusing finger at the prim yet improper princess of darkness.]

"Ah~! The ghost lady! What are you doing here?!"

[lolighostgirl]

And you didn't mind Moria a second ago?!

[Yes, it felt important. Fist of lolita anger. Okay, now she'll calm down with a slight smirk.]

It seems you're stuck just like me. I couldn't leave this building even if I tried to pass through walls here.

[gomu_ningen]

[That disconcerning look is back on his face.]

"Ne? Pass through walls? Of course you can't pass through walls. Ya' gotta' punch 'em first."

[lolighostgirl]

Well then, let's see you try it~

[ttly not setting something up.]

[gomu_ningen]

"Okay!"

[No! Don't do it Lu-!]

"GUM GUM~!"

[CRAP! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?!]

"PISTOL!"

[His fist screams towards the wall, connecting with a reverberating "CLANG". It sounded as if some one had slammed two frying pans together over a sheet of solid steel. He remains motionless, standing still as his fist remained out.

There was a sudden chirpping of cicadas, out of no where.. And then.]

"AAAAUGH~!"

[His arm snapped back as the pirate dropped to the ground, licking his knuckles as tears streamed from his eyes in pain.]

"OW OW OW OW OW!"

[lolighostgirl]

[Brb LOLing.]

[gomu_ningen]

[I try, I try! lol]

[lolighostgirl]

That showed how much it worked~

[She's still laughing, sorry Luffy.]

[gomu_ningen]

"OH YEAH?! YOU TRY THEN! LIKE YOU CAN GET THROUGH THEM!"

[Grinding all the teeth, as if he were trying to start a fire in his mouth. Perona: 1. Luffy: Points eventually.]

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[lolighostgirl]

I JUST SAID I COULDN'T!

[Clearly...]

[lolighostgirl]

[Le sigh, let's calm down Perona. We all know this guy's brain has mush for brains.]

Point is, you can't escape from this tower. You might as well give up and make life here.

[gomu_ningen]

". . . Oh yeah. Huh. I guess you did."

[He shakes his hands and snaps them back into place, acting as if he hadn't injured them.]

"So how'd you get here, huh? You aren't following me, are you?"

[lolighostgirl]

You really have no clue how you got here..

[Then again, neither did she.]

We're kidnapped.

[gomu_ningen]

Huh? Kidnapped..

But I'm not a kid. I'm a man.

[Cue the rimshot and timed Oda-sensei gag. One Piece comedy at its finest.. maybe..]

[lolighostgirl]

[Excuse her while she hits you with a Negative. Stupidity isn't helping thanks.]

[gomu_ningen]

[He falls to his knees once more, groveling and crying in the deepest pit of depression he's had (since five minutes ago).]

I'll never be a robot! I should just become a slug! A slug not worthy of being a robot! I'll always be just a normal, slow moving, slug!