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[unexculpable]

Characters: Edward Elric and YOU.
Setting: Room 2-06, Hallways, Floor 3, Foor 1, and Floor 14.
Format: Either is fine! I'll follow you.
Summary: Group A is beginning to feel the effects of the experiment.
Warnings: Ed and all warnings that come with him.



A. » Room 2-06 // 9:00 AM

[Ed woke promptly at 9:00 AM. Exactly 9:00 and not one second later, but he wasn't really that concerned about the time. For one he didn't remember going to sleep at all. The last thing he could remember was walking down the stairs and then... nothing. But that wasn't all. On the nightstand by his bed there was a note.

He shot up and reached for it, swinging his legs over the side of the bed as he unfolded it. Ed had to read it over a couple of times, he wanted to think that he'd just read it wrong, but that wasn't the case. His hands clenched and shook, crinkling paper and his stomach started twisting itself into knots.]

... Experiment? What the hell is this?

B. » Floor Three // Morning

[He decided to skip breakfast and head straight to the library. Ed wasn't hungry in the slightest. He pulled some books off the shelves and carried them over to a table, plopping them down on top of it as he took a seat. Maybe some reading will help take his mind off of things for a little bit.]

C. » Floor One // Afternoon

[Eventually his stomach decided to remind him that he hadn't eaten anything all day and this was COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE SO YOU GET YOUR ASS DOWNSTAIRS AND EAT RIGHT NOW SIR. Which is what he was doing.

Well, at least there was more than just ice cream.]

D. » Floor Fourteen // Evening

[Ed's flipping through the selection of movies with a frown. Honestly, he really did not understand the appeal of most of it. He'd watched a few out of lack of anything else to do, but it was all so incredibly predictable. Maybe he'd be able to find something that didn't suck for once.]

E. » Dormitory Halls & Tower Halls // Pick a time.

[Just walking. Maybe he's headed to the dorms or the library? Who knows. You can ask him though!]

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Comments

[thekidsare0kay]

It'th jutht entertainment. [Grinning] Your world really doethn't have videogameth?

[unexculpable]

Nope. No TVs either. The only thing I could remotely recognize when I got here was the stereo thing since it's... sort of a radio, but even that was a stretch.

[thekidsare0kay]

[He sits up straighter, staring at Ed in shock] You don't even have movieth?

[unexculpable]

[He shakes his head.] We have radio shows, [he rubs the back of his neck] but I never listened to any of them. Caught the news every now and then, but that was all.

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh maaaan. [He stands up and reaches for Eridan's hand] Let'th go.

[unexculpable]

[Sollux, you would die in Amestris, seriously.]

Lemme guess, I'm missing out on TV too?

[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah, you are! [Drags him towards the door

And yes, he really would go crazy in Amestris.]

[unexculpable]

[Well ok then, fine. Looks like Ed's going to get a crash course on all this "modern technology" that he's supposedly missing out on. Sollux grabs his hand and then they're off!]

Ok, ok, I'm coming, jeeze...

[thekidsare0kay]

[And off to the level with the videogames!]

[unexculpable]

[Floor fourteen. We meet again. This is all you, Sollux. Show this poor boy the wonders of video games. He'll just follow you like a confused, lost puppy for now.]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Sollux drags his new friend to a beanbag chair and sits him down, then drags another one in front of the same television.] What do you think of shooting monthterth?

[unexculpable]

[SITS. ... and frowns a little]

Not a big fan of guns.

[let it be noted that he thinks you're talking about a real gun here. DERP.]

[thekidsare0kay]

Well... we can try thomething elthe if you aren't having fun. Here. [He hands him a controller as he starts HALO up.]

[unexculpable]

Right.

[He takes the controller and stares at it. First of all, it was obviously not a real gun. Second, it felt awkward and cumbersome and he was pretty sure he wasn't holding it right and oh shit what was he even supposed to do there are so many buttons how will he know what to press sob.

no. no, no. HE CAN DO THIS. He's Edward Elric, damn it! Youngest state alchemist in Amestrian history! He's got this. He can figure this out. HE IS NOT GOING TO LOOK LIKE A DUMBASS.

... and then he realizes he was holding the controller wrong. ha ha ha, he'll just... hold it right side up then. not, you know, upside down.

Right ok. HE IS TOTALLY READY TO KICK THIS VIDEO GAME THING'S ASS. He is holding the controller the correct way and... ]

So now what?

[hopeless.]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Sollux laughs softly and leans over, showing him the joystick and the firing button.] Jutht watch the thcreen and fire uthing thith button. When you thee a glowing thing, touch it. It'll heal you or give you more ammo. You'll underthtand when you thee it.

[He sits back] Ready?

[unexculpable]

[Nods! Determination. HE HAS IT.]

Ready as I'll ever be.

[thekidsare0kay]

[And he starts the game] Jutht try not to die too fatht.

[unexculpable]

Heh, thanks for the vote of confidence.

[Game start.

..... fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuu.

WAT DO WAT DO WAT DO. SOMETHING ABOUT THE JOYSTICK AND WASN'T THIS ONE THE FIRING BUTTON SHIT WHY CAN HE ONLY SEE THE SKY HOW DOES I SHOT WEB WAIT WRONG GAME HOW DOES I SHOT MONSTER????

Wait, ok. So this thing makes him move and... ok! Ok he is moving and not staring at the sky. This a major improvement!]

[thekidsare0kay]

[And Sollux is laughing so hard he's holding his stomach and then he gets shot in the head]

Wha--?

Fuck!

[unexculpable]

Shut up! At least I haven't di --

[stops short of saying "died yet". because right before he can finish that sentence Sollux gets killed by a head shot.

.... and Ed just LAUGHS.]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Sollux punches Ed in the shoulder.

He punches like a girl. A human girl - not troll. Troll girls hit HARD]

Shut up! I'm rethpawning in a thecond.

[unexculpable]

[And now Ed's distracted.]

Who taught you how to hit? [He laughs again and then... oh. Well fuck. Ed has learned something new: When you don't pay attention, you get shot.]

... Crap.

[thekidsare0kay]

Ekthcuthe me, I don't have a fithtkind thpethibuth for a reathon. And that reathon ith - I don't need one.

[Annnnd he's respawned, so his character goes running off, firing and exploding heads]

[unexculpable]

You don't have a... what? [Either that's something he doesn't know about or Sollux's lisp decided to work double time.

[thekidsare0kay]

A-- [He stops and bashes himself in the forehead with his palm. That fucking lisp. He hates it so much] A fithtkind, spethibus. [Yeah, he's enunciating as best he can] To fight with my fithtth. I don't use one, becauthe I can jutht fight with my powerth. I don't have to be able to hit.