[Cookerin' all day every day]

[bloodyashes]

Setting: The poor, unfortunate cafeteria kitchens.
Characters: Lineface (Narukami), Bugface (Asch) and YOU.
Summary: Follow-up to Rise’s network post: COOK ALL THE THINGS!
Format: Whatever. If you want only one of the boys, specify in comment title.
Warnings: It is a redhead and a bowlcut. Snark in the kitchen is inevitable.

[And so once again, to the kitchens. There’s a certain irony in what Rise said, even if it’s not actually true, because hadn’t Asch joked about exactly this with Guy before the blond disappeared for good?

Whether it’s true or not, it’s better safe than sorry. That’s why they’re down here, sorting the flowers and other plants out from everything else, just in case. Especially since, if memory served correctly, this had happened before during one of Riki’s months last year. Of course, they aren’t just there for providing edible substances... but likely to give a few pointers as well if you aren’t exactly up to par with them and along the lines of mystery “food” X.]

Comments

EITHER OR BOTH (ノ^∇^)ノ-♥♥♥♥♥♥

[idol_support]

[And as threatened lol promised, hereeeeee's Risette~! (◕∇^)ﾉ~☆]

Here I am! Rise Kujikawa, reporting for duty!

I SAY THEE BOTH... (-﹏⊙✿)

[pitiedthefool]

[There really needs to be a word in the English language for promise and threaten, ngl For some reason, a chill goes down Yu's spine when he hears that familiar voice behind him as they sort out ingredients. No really, he may as well have been stuck into the freezer because holy shit.

This will likely not end well for their stomachs gods above help them.]

Hello, Rise.

[...


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP.]

[bloodyashes]

[And even unfamiliar with Rise's cooking, Asch sees that expression and can't help a small feeling of dread. He doesn't particularly want to know what it takes to scare Narukami, but it seems like he just found out.

He'll just look over and pull one hand from the bread dough he's kneading to give Rise a slight wave. What are normal people greetings and how do they work.]

[idol_support]

[If Rise notices her Senpai's trepidation, it doesn't show; her smile is as big and bright as usual as she moves to stand beside them both at one of the counters. cue the Jaws theme? or would something like the Imperial March be more fitting here]

So what are we making, guys?

[Hay Asch hay, she is probs up in your bread-kneading business just a little, because that's slightly more interesting than sorting flowers out of things.]

[pitiedthefool]

[Of course she doesn't. It's Rise, after all. Definitely the Imperial March]

Bread and sauce that is floral-free.

[Because seriously why would they put lavender in the butter or other spreads...]

Rise, Asch. Asch, [your current personal space invader] Rise.

[bloodyashes]

We've met.

[Even if he was a little bit future crazy at the time, hey, no big deal, right Rise?]

Probably do some of the meat, too.

[HE LIKES CHICKEN OK.]