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towerofanimus2014-02-13 09:52 pm
bloodyashes) wrote in towerofanimus2014-02-13 09:52 pm
there's a let it go joke here somewhere
Characters: Grumpy redhead and you!
Setting: Various; see prompts.
Format: Whatever man, you know I don't care.
Summary: Catch-all for February; event stuff may be added later if needed.
Warnings: Valentine's mini event = really bitchy Asch.
Cafeteria Kitchens, early afternoon, any day 1st-13th
[Anyone who braves the cafeteria will find a usual scene - Asch with a bowl full of batter, or his hands deep in bread dough, or cleaning some animal of its meat.
On the twelfth and thirteenth, there's a big bigger prey than usual - large pieces of chocobo meat fill a table, in various states of "frozen" and "cooked," with whatever piece Asch is working on at the moment in front of him. Hell of a bird, that.]
[Floor 101, the morning of the 9th]
[A stop by the hidden floor has become a part of his morning rounds, since he prefers to catch the elevator on this floor rather than at the top of the dorms above. It's less crowded that way.
This morning, though, he has to stop and double-take at the thickening layer of pink snow building up on the garden paths and ledges.]
You have got to be kidding me.
[Around the dorms & elsewhere - CLOSED TO PREVIOUS CR WHO WERE IN LAST MONTH'S EVENT]
[And for those of you who are choosing to stay in your rooms until the malfunctioning powers come to an end - luckily, there's a redheaded delivery service with your name on it.
If you don't run into him on the stairs or in the elevator, with arms full of bundled, makeshift meals, then knock-knock. Here's something a little less sugary sweet and morbid. You'll let him in, right?]
[Valentine's Mini-event catchall - the 14th, obviously]
[At least there's warnings this time. That's about the only good thing about this, really. Come morning there's Asch with a deep pink heart on his cheek and a bad attitude that might be familiar to anyone from Auldrant - he stomps his way up and down the staircase in a rush, with a glare leveled at anyone who gets in his way.
There's no food deliveries today, certainly - as far as he's concerned, you can all just starve. He's got better things to do than worry about people like you - even if yu're one of the people still inclined to help him out.]
Setting: Various; see prompts.
Format: Whatever man, you know I don't care.
Summary: Catch-all for February; event stuff may be added later if needed.
Warnings: Valentine's mini event = really bitchy Asch.
Cafeteria Kitchens, early afternoon, any day 1st-13th
[Anyone who braves the cafeteria will find a usual scene - Asch with a bowl full of batter, or his hands deep in bread dough, or cleaning some animal of its meat.
On the twelfth and thirteenth, there's a big bigger prey than usual - large pieces of chocobo meat fill a table, in various states of "frozen" and "cooked," with whatever piece Asch is working on at the moment in front of him. Hell of a bird, that.]
[Floor 101, the morning of the 9th]
[A stop by the hidden floor has become a part of his morning rounds, since he prefers to catch the elevator on this floor rather than at the top of the dorms above. It's less crowded that way.
This morning, though, he has to stop and double-take at the thickening layer of pink snow building up on the garden paths and ledges.]
You have got to be kidding me.
[Around the dorms & elsewhere - CLOSED TO PREVIOUS CR WHO WERE IN LAST MONTH'S EVENT]
[And for those of you who are choosing to stay in your rooms until the malfunctioning powers come to an end - luckily, there's a redheaded delivery service with your name on it.
If you don't run into him on the stairs or in the elevator, with arms full of bundled, makeshift meals, then knock-knock. Here's something a little less sugary sweet and morbid. You'll let him in, right?]
[Valentine's Mini-event catchall - the 14th, obviously]
[At least there's warnings this time. That's about the only good thing about this, really. Come morning there's Asch with a deep pink heart on his cheek and a bad attitude that might be familiar to anyone from Auldrant - he stomps his way up and down the staircase in a rush, with a glare leveled at anyone who gets in his way.
There's no food deliveries today, certainly - as far as he's concerned, you can all just starve. He's got better things to do than worry about people like you - even if yu're one of the people still inclined to help him out.]
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I want the people heere, and the people trapped in their damned worlds, to stop suffering.
[He cracks an egg against the side of the pan. The sound of sizzling soon fills the kitchen again.]
One way or another.
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[Jade removes his hand from the bridge of his nose to regard Asch's back for a moment. Then, in what may seem like a non-sequitur:]
How many times have you died here?
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Keep disbelieving if you want - I meant what I said. If there's a way to pull out of this, a way out without everyone dying or remaining alone on their worlds for the rest of eternity, I'll take it.
[Jade hasn't been back - he clearly doesn't, and can't, understand what it's like in those ruined worlds. The madness of the isolation, and the not knowing if the Tower was going to drag you back or not...]
Six times.
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[He sighs.]
He suggested that it would be better to cooperate as well. I suppose it would be unwise to completely ignore what the aggregate sentience of the Seventh Fonon says.
[So that means... But for now, he considers Asch's other answer.]
I see. And those friends of yours?
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[While the eggs fry, he gets another plate out for Jade, and snatches up some of the pancakes the worker drones are making for himself.]
You'd have to ask them. I'm not a nanny with nothing better to do than keep track of who dies.
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I see. Then let me change the question to, 'Which of their deaths were most memorable to you?'
[...Not that he expects Asch to answer the question as-is. That's why Jade is watching for his reaction instead.]
o fancy seeing you this late
And sure enough, there's a bit of twitch and a frown in response, but nothing really dramatic. If Jade wasn't looking for it, it would have been easy to miss.]
The times I wasn't there, but should have been.
[There, that telling enough for you, Jade? That good enough to analyze?]
haha I'm not usually up this late, but a headache woke me up and I figured I'd get tags done
Yes. It is good enough--for now.
Jade's gaze on Asch remains level for a moment; then he returns to his task of procuring breakfast, securing a couple of pancakes of his own once he has his plate.]
I see.
works for me; this is actually my best tagging time rofl
[He goes back to the pan and flips the eggs, scowling.]
Have you finally run out of questions, old man?
I won't be up for super-long, my headache is gone, but I wanted to at least catch up, so!
I never run out of questions. However, for the time being, I'm willing to put a rest to them. I'm quite famished and those eggs look to be almost done.
I'm finally getting aroudn to reading your thread with Lorelei and thoroughly entertained
[And yes, they are almost finished. Good eggs. This is a far tastier fate for them than to be used in another of Ruana's thousand cakes.
Once that's finished, Asch leaves the pan in the sink for the drones and brings the plates over.]
Your turn to answer, then. I heard from Waver about what you all saw in that machine.
[That's not technically a question, but the tone makes the "tell me about it" in the statement obvious. It might not be important to anyone else, but this is clearly information that Asch wants dearly. ]
Haha, I'm glad you're enjoying it~
[But pleasant-sounding sarcasm aside, Jade does pick a seat, plate, pancakes, and knife/fork before him. He doesn't actually sit until he's fetched himself a glass of water, but once he does, he waits patiently until Asch brings over the rest of breakfast.]
Did you now? You would have seen it too if you'd also volunteered.
[His tone is light, but there's no mistaking the element of criticism there. He at least doesn't dwell on it, leaving it as a jab.]
What did you want to know about it?
Them assuming that Asch catches implications... [popcorn]
Forgive me for having had enough of being strapped to strange machines. Choral Castle was enough for any lifetime.
[There's a bit of bite in the comment, but it fades away fast. Jade surely can figure out exactly what he means anyway.
And he's still much more interested in the subject at hand than in reliving old terrors.]
I want to know what you saw, obviously.
[Your dancing around the bush is not appreciated here, Jade.]
popcorn.gif, forever
Quite a few things. My memories of them are indistinct, though. I was left with the impression that I had seen 'every possible divergence to the fate of Auldrant,' so I suspect that was an automatic defense mechanism. I doubt any human mind could withstand remembering all of that. You'd probably be better served asking Lorelei about it.
[That's all right. Jade can deal with not being appreciated. Asch already finished making breakfast, which he begins to slowly savor. There's nothing like a fast to whet the appetite.]
Just. shaking my head because guys. It's Asch. He can't tell an implication from an altercation.
Jade's comments provide an interesting insight into the brain ticking away under the red hair, however - up to the mention of Lorelei, there's a smile slipping into place that's practically the equivalent of someone more emotional beaming like a little kid, and even the mention of talking to the sentience only dings it back to a neutral face.]
I can only imagine that going badly, actually. We have certain... fundamental disagreements about knowledge of the future and how it should be used.
[Putting it mildly, really.]
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Oh? Such as?
[Jade can make a few good guesses, but Lorelei is quite fond of his isofon. Surely it couldn't be so baahahahaha oh that was a good one.]
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[The happy look is gone quickly, replaced by an expression that clearly says "stop asking me questions you already know the answers to."]
Get the entity that is practically the incarnation of the Score talking with someone who was practically raised to destroy it, and I'm sure you can imagine the results.
[It doesn't take a genius.]
sorry for delay, this will be last tag for the night z_z
Dear oh dear. And Lorelei seemed ever so fond of you, too.
[Another small bite of egg. When he's finished chewing and swallowing:]
But even without those visions, which were largely rather unpleasant, I can assure you that the Score could be, and was, changed. At least, it had been by my when.
it's okay considering that I had fallen asleep by then haha
It's different, having this kind of confirmation.
[And on that note, time to get to work on those pancakes.]
oh /well/ then
What were the most recent events in Auldrant when you were brought here?
[He knows for everyone else from Auldrant, even the Luke from a different version entirely (more or less), but not Asch. He never had the chance to ask before now, for obvious reasons.]
well it's true! 2am is bedtime
You lot were on your way to the Radiation Gate.
Only during the weekends for me, haha >_>;;
And you were injured from your battle with Van. Correct?
yeah you're on east coat time anyway right?
Not that it mattered once I woke up here. Since then, most of those that arrived from Auldrant have either been from significantly before the lands descended, or after the assault on Eldrant.
correct
[Nom eggs. They're actually pretty good, not that Asch's cooking abilities were in doubt; Jade had traveled with him twice before, if briefly, which was long enough to make it clear that Asch is a competent cook. Van's probably to thank for that, given Tear's ability.]
yeah I'm westcoast
[Nom eggs, nom pancakes. Breakfast really is decent, compared to last year when there was candy embedded in everything. Ruana just made up for it with dinner.]
Most of those still here arrived around the same time, about a season after I did.
[Because referencing "months" is confusing in this context, he opts for a more relevant term.]