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Characters: Lord Grumpypants, Diarmuid, Diarmuid's idiot brothers, the extended family, and open to their CR and anyone that just wants to drop by.
Setting: Floor 81
Format: Party style, whichever format you prefer
Summary: ~~When two busybodies start plotting, all hell breaks loose.~~ "Waver's Anniversary" (or more informally known as Waver and Diarmuid's wedding party.) It's just a party. Nothing to see here. That cake is white just by... accident... and decorated to match the rings... yeeeeeeep... complete accident.
Warnings: Someone may decide to drown a couple people... who knows.

[In case someone is observant enough to notice, Waver and Diarmuid have been wearing matching rings... and under the disguise of a convenient excuse, that being Waver's one year anniversary in the Tower, Lancer and Reno have thrown a party to celebrate.

Keeping the relationship a perfect secret, of course. It's just a party. Good times, shooting the breeze, card games. Unfortunately, there's no booze. The lounge has been set up with a buffet with food from the Floor Sixty Kitchen, and there's a cake.

The cake happens to be white, and decorated. And that celtic knot decoration may just be matching the rings. Complete accident, of course.]

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[Reno squints at the two of them.]

Yeah, you're right, Diarmuid. It does wash off.

[And you really, really shouldn't have said that...

Wiping off all the cake on his face, Reno collects it into his hands, acting as if he's going to go toss it in one of the waste baskets...]

Eat cake.

[And then shoves it in both of their faces. Diarmuid first, because Waver is slower.]

[His first instinct is to dodge, but in the end, Diarmuid doesn't because they do kind of deserve it. Instead of dodging, he takes the 'attack' in stride and starts laughing.

And hoping that Waver sees the humor in the situation as well...]

Isn't there some modern tradition about the bride and groom shoving cake in each other's faces? I suppose it is only fitting we end up wearing the cake at some point...

...Oh, fuck me.

[This is a man who has given up on life.]

Edited (ENTER KEY) 2014-03-03 03:39 (UTC)

Oh yeah... speakin' of that. Try the hotel floor.

[What? Honeymoon gotta come next, right?

Whistling, Reno walks off to go wipe the leftover off his face.]

Edited (WRONG ICON) 2014-03-03 03:45 (UTC)

W-WHAT?

[Diarmuid's eyes grow wide and his face turns bright red.]

Reno!

[Pchoooo, right over his head.]

What was that supposed to mean?

[He's not stupid. Just too busy wiping off cake to actually consider things.]

He was suggesting...

[Diarmuid suddenly stops, images of all the horrid ways Waver could NOT kill Reno running through his head.

Nope, not doing that to his brother.]

Don't worry about it. He was just making a joke. A bad one.