towerofanimus | Cue Mission Impossible Soundtrack

Characters: Echidna and anybody~
Setting: Room 1-01 and Anywhere else in the Tower
Format: Starting prose, will match you!
Summary: Echidna's on a mission to root out the truth behind this conundrum and attempts to be the best damn spy this place has ever seen. Results may vary.
Warnings: The most ridiculous AU ever

At first she thought she would be late to class when her alarm clock didn't wake her up. And then she thought ...well she didn't know what to think when she saw the white ceiling that was suspiciously not her own. When she could move, she wasted no time getting to action; she had read the note and passed it off as silly. Was this one of Tammy's LARP games or something? It was pretty hardcore for something she'd play.

First step; get out of the jumpsuit. Who knows what that was used for, it could have been reading her body signs or something! She was glad to find her things in her trunk, and had quickly changed into a shirt, skirt, a pair of boots and threw on one of her coats. Second step was the matter of the collar; on the one hand, it could have contained poison, but on the other hand, it might have had a dead-man fail safe that killed her if she tried to remove it. best to leave that be for now.

Her primary concern became trying to find any bugs or hidden cameras in the room. She...wasn't exactly a spy master (as much as that'd be really freaking cool), but she could at least try! And that making a stack of books to stand up and getting real up close and scrutinizing every possible corner in the room ever.

Next on the list; figure out what this place was exactly! Echidna was a far cry from believing any of this apocalyptic nonsense, and so it was off into the tower she went exploring, trying to find any eye or antennae of their creator. She liked to think she was sneaky, looking around corner before going down hallways and peaking down stairwells before descending but her...rather bright choice in fashion was an easy give-away and made her pretty noticeable.

(OOC: You know the drill, just let me know wherever else in the tower you want to be~)

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Can you fault him for being EXCITED? Or in this situation, ANXIOUS?

He managed to keep from bowling Chi over, but it didn't exactly work well in the long run, since he nearly toppled back trying to keep from knocking her over. Coordination wasn't his strong suite.

"We're, I think we got abducted! Somehow! I don't know how!"

Nah that's basically just another Tuesday.

She let out an "eep!!" and quickly stepped forward to grab Ammy and help steady him in case he ended up falling over.

"Abducted?" Oh that, kind of made sense. She was continuing to be alarmingly calm about this though. "Wow, this is really elaborate. I think Dick would rather just lock us in the bathroom again."

"We have collars and I woke up in a weird body suit and there's like, robot thingies and people with screws in their heads and-"

At least he was using commas? Amadeus had the sense to take several deep breaths after a moment of rambling, holding his forehead.

"S...sorry..."

Echidna gave a small laugh in an attempt to try and make Amadeus feel a bit better, and she gave him a reassuring pat on the shoulder. "It's OK! Just calm down and pretend it's a video game! Or one of those live action role plays!"

"We woke up in a weird place that said our world is destroyed in funny jump suits and weird collars. What do you do?"

"...go home and quit this stupid campaign!" Ammy pouted, rubbing under his glasses. "Dick probably signed us in to slavery or something!! I don't think this is a game, Chi! I don't even have any socks...!!"

Echidna gave a rather pathetic and awkward chuckle at Ammy's reply. She certainly didn't blame him at the very least.

"You can have some of my socks if you want." She offered with a small pout. Assuming you didn't mind girly socks with hearts and flowers and pandas.

"Dick's mean, but I don't think he'd sell us into slavery. I am not even sure if he has those kinds of connections!"

"...do you have any stripey ones?" He likes stripey socks. But hey, sock hope made him feel a bit better.

"I dunno, he does kinda, you know...make girls disappear and stuff." Ammy made a poof motion with his hands. "But why else would we be here? I don't remember signing up for this!"

"Of course!" What kind of sane person didn't have stripey socks? Seriously. The mention of such was enough to make her pretty happy already.

"Oh come on, you know those are just silly rumors the trolls started! There's no way he could actually make a bunch of girls disappear!" And she copied Ammy's poofing hand motion.

"...besides Ammy, you're not a girl." duuuuuuuh.

"I dunno, he could be in to magic too. I know at least four misdirections he could have used to dissappearify or whatever some girls! Especially if that hole in the basement actually does lead somewhere...!!"

Howwver, his precious Dick-is-a-slaver theory was shot down by one little detail- Ammy's manliness.

"...well, he does call me Amelia sometimes." Hmph. Dick.

"They call Eric 'Erika,' but I do not think any of them want to have sex with him." Lineface. Seriously Ammy sometimes you're ridiculous. Hands go on her hips as she keeps talking, blissfully unaware of the serious business.

"Besides, I am pretty sure this place is not connected to Dick's basement. I peaked in there once and it was just full of a bunch of his weird puppets and some other game stuff." A beat. "Really I think a rat just made that hole."

"...I dunno. Karl hangs out with Eric a lot..." WAIT NO LETS NOT DISCUSS GAYITUDE SOMEONE MIGHT SEE. "-Uh! But! You're probably right, ahaha. Maybe I'm just."

He stuck his tongue out the corner of his mouth, as if that'd help him think. Luckily he didn't need to.

"...wait, he has puppets in there? Ewwwwww..."

No now she is thinking about the gayitude. "I do not know, Karl does not seem to like him very much, he always makes fun of him!" A look of thought and then a beat. "Although I guess he is mean to everybody."

"There are ALWAYS puppets! Everywhere!!" FRANTIC ARM FLAILING TO CONVEY JUST HOW MANY PUPPETS SERIOUSLY SO MANY SHE'S PEAKED IN THE HALL CLOSESTS.

"But yes, I do not think we have been sold into slavery." Nod of affirmation!

Gdi stop thinking about gay!!!!!!!! "Yeah, I think Karl's just the king of tsundere!" Wait why was he furthering this conversation.

"I try NOT to look around their house because of that! I mean, okay I've slept over in Rai's room and not left it except to use the bathroom and to go to the basement!" Awkward hoodscratch. "I haven't even seen the rest of the house, I think!"

And a beat. "...I'll bet you five slave-currency we have been." Totes. Srs. Biz.

She cannot stop thinking about it you brought it up and now she is curious!!! Although she did giggle, but that's not new. "That is true! Although I do not think he is deredere enough to be a very good tsundere!"

"I was bored and you and Rai and Briar were all arguing about whether Tekken or Street Fighter or Tohou were better!!" Pouty huff! "And one other time I was looking for the bathroom!"

"OK you are on!!" Echidna grinned and gave an overdramatic thumbs up, overlooking the fact that if they weren't slaves there wouldn't be slave currency. Oh well.

Cue Mission Impossible Soundtrack

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...gdi I can't think of anything silly enough to respond with YOU WIN AGAIN PLUS

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