[o4] ♪ The Best Movie Critics.

[fractus_animus]

Characters: Minato (fractus_animus), Chidori (floreatnoctem), and YOU.
Setting: Floor 14, the Media Room.
Format: Action/first is quicker.
Summary: Minato and Chidori decide to get some R&R by... critisizing how bad the Tower's taste in movies can be.
Warnings: Really cheesy horror films and lots of snark? Otherwise, TBA.

[ Today, it was just going to be him and Chidori. They'd fought a lot during that weird... whatever it was when the Tower malfunctioned, so some relaxation for the both of them was in order.

Of course, the best way to relax and rest is to grab a couch, a television that WORKS on the mediafloor, and pop in a random movie that may or may not be interesting.

Horror of course, but mostly because they'd issued themselves the challenge of this: WHAT was there, in cinema form, that COULD horrify them anymore, anyway? With bad B movie in hand, they have set out to find that out!

Perhaps you have heard their voices from the room and are curious as to the television's noises, and want to join them? Or maybe you just wish they'd turn it down. Either way, you're likely to get an earful of some sort of cheesy horror film.

Of course, they're sort of taking up the whole sofa (yes, just the two of them. Get over it), but that makes up for the lack of popcorn for this, okay? ]

Comments

[floreatnoctem]

Why is it [Chidori's voice is dry and unimpressed.] That these types of movies always begin with someone losing their clothing?

[Settled at one corner of the couch, legs curled under her, Chidori leans into a pile of pillows, chin in hand and golden eyes half-lidded. ]

Oh look- bad guy exposition time...

[fractus_animus]

[ Minato is equally taking up the sofa on the other side, his legs spread out, arms behind him. He pauses to consider this, as the speech goes on. ]

Fan service and catering to the sort of idiots who enjoy this kind of thing, I would guess.

[ Pause. Pffthaha-- ] Of course he can't die either, that would make this movie pointless if they were smart enough to kill one of these two.

[ Oh bloody intro credits. Whoo. ]

[floreatnoctem]

But really? Who would go swimming nude? At night? In a deserted area where no one can hear them if something happens?

[She settles a pillow in her lap and then moves his feet onto her lap so she can stretch her legs sideways a bit.]

And of course, our intrepid heroines showing off their oh-so-competent decision-making skills. [A narrowing of her eyes.] And impressive self-control.

[fractus_animus]

Chidori, that would be something a person with a modicum of intelligence would NOT do. Our heroes, as you have noted, do not have any common sense. I believe that's a theme with these movies.

[ He is okay with this, of course. And oh my they have SUCH good self-control he won't EVEN comment.

... And he just raises a brow at the Feng Shui comment. ... And ooh, dark and spooky kitchen. ]

You would think they'd at least lock the windows, but as I said, common sense is not their strong point. ... At least he closed the back door.

[ One point to the guy. ]