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[spacehipster]

Characters: The Doctor and you.
Setting: Room 1-04's door is wide open and waiting for investigators.
Format: Action is quicker, and is what I'll be starting in, but either works! I will match you!
Summary: The Doctor is trying, and failing, to get his collar off. Ridiculousness ensues.
Warnings: Mild swearing? Also, please, if you haven't already, take a look here at this special permissions post!

[Crash

Bang

Slam]


This thing better bloody well come off or so help me --

[The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver whirred

Another crash]

Oh come on!

[A small explosion occurs. Smoke fills the room, but the whirr is heard once more, and the smoke begins to clear up.]

Okay. [cough] Right then. [cough] Note to self --- or is it selves?

Well. Note to me: The Sonic Screwdriver does not work on lighty uppy collar thingies.

Comments

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[Molly peeks out the door and watches him]

You can't get it off! I'm really strong and I can't get it off!

[spacehipster]

Well.

That's just rubbish. I can definitely get it off. Just give me time, a fez, and exactly 13 jamjars.

Forget I said that. I'd need 15 jamjars.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

How can you get it off! [blink] What's a fez and a jamjar?

1/? Who knows...I will tell you.

[spacehipster]

Because I can. Because I'm me. And because I'm the Doctor. [DUH]

2/?

[spacehipster]

A jamjar is a jar.

For jam.

Self explanatory.

And a fez is...

[spacehipster]

Well, it's a...

4/?

[spacehipster]

[Aha! Got it!]

It's a hat! A cool one!

[spacehipster]

It's red. A bit square. Has a charming little tassel.

DONE!

[spacehipster]

You wear it to keep your head warm and look cool!

But mostly just to look cool!

....ilu /giggling forever

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Well who are you!! And doctors are mean and scary and you don't look mean or scary and you don't sound mean or scary! You're kinda funny and doctors aren't funny! But I couldn't get the collar off with super strength so how are you gonna get it off with a jar of jam and a hat! And what if you can't get the jam or the hat and what if the hat isn't red or square or have that charm thing and what if it doesn't make you warm and it looks dumb!

<3333333

[spacehipster]

I'm not a doctor. I'm the Doctor.

Now, to answer your questions.

Firstly, I haven't even the faintest idea how I'm going to get this blasted collar off. But I will get it off. It's inhumane and obscures my bow tie.

Secondly, I always work better when I have a fez. Or any cool hat, really. In fact, I would probably have gotten us all out of here by now if River hadn't shot all my cool hats. Thinks she's so hot with her "hello, sweetie" and "it wouldn't make that noise if you turned the parking breaks off." She's just jealous.

But anyway. Thirdly, if I can't get the hat or jar or if they're lacking in any way whtsoever, I'll just use something else.

Fourthly and finally, fezzes are always cool, and I am cool. Therefore, there is no way for me to look dumb in a fez.

8D <3

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

So your name is Doctor? Can't you put your bow tie over your collar? It's kinda silly looking though! [says the girl in the frog hat]
[she grins] I have a lot of cool hats! Wanna see? Who's River? Is she here?But then if you can use something else you don't need the hat or the jar!

[Magically, that was all said in one breath, you'd think her power is not having to breathe]

[spacehipster]

Yep! Just the Doctor. Nothing more, nothing less. Old and new, borrowed and blue.

Oooh, good idea! [He puts the bow tie over the collar]

Bow ties are never silly. Bow ties are cool.

[Cool hats?] I would absolutely love to see your cool hats. And River is my...well she's...River is my River. She isn't here, but she's probably looking for me. I bet she broke out of prison again and everything. Just to find me. Rather charming. Amy and Rory are probably with her. I bet they've got the TARDIS too. You haven't seeen a blue box 'round have you?

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Uhh okay! Hi Doctor I'm Molly!!

[she shakes her head at the bowtie] It still looks silly!

...So River is a bad person? If she's in jail that means she's bad right? Are Amy and Rory bad too? Are you bad? You don't seem bad? Maybe you just have bad friends, I had a bad friend but he's gone now. I dunno what a TARDIS is and I haven't seen any blue boxes but [she grabs his sleeve] come look at my hats!

[spacehipster]

It's very nice to meet you, Molly. Lovely name. Very nice.

And it definitely looks cool.

[He shakes his head] River's not a bad person...she's just River. She did some bad things, but that doesn't mean she's bad. Amy and Rory are as far from bad as you get, though. They're very important to me.

I do good things, Molly, I promise. And I would simply love to look at your hats.

[And they're off]

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[Molly smiles, her name is lovely, yup.]

[she also won't push the bow tie thing any more]

Oh. Right. Sometimes good people need to do bad things. But they're still good! Because there is a reason for doing the bad things!

[she leads him to her room and she kneels at her trunk, inside is some clothes but it's mostly cool hats. She has a frog, cat, and rabbit visible on top]

[spacehipster]

Those.

Now those are some cool hats!

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

YEAH THEY ARE!

[spacehipster]

Have you been collecting them for a long time?

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Uh huh, for a few years! I get them for my birthday or as presents or if I do something good!

[spacehipster]

You must be a very good girl then. If I ever find any cool hats here, I will most definitely let you know.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Yah huh, cuz I'm a superhero so I need to be good! I need lotsa hats to keep my identity a secret!

[spacehipster]

You're a superhero? [GASP.]

Now that is cool!

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[she nods enthusiastically] Yeah!! I'm a superhero and we saved teh world once and stopped lotsa bad guys from doing more bad things!

[spacehipster]

You must be very brave.