BOOM

[spacehipster]

Characters: The Doctor and you.
Setting: Room 1-04's door is wide open and waiting for investigators.
Format: Action is quicker, and is what I'll be starting in, but either works! I will match you!
Summary: The Doctor is trying, and failing, to get his collar off. Ridiculousness ensues.
Warnings: Mild swearing? Also, please, if you haven't already, take a look here at this special permissions post!

[Crash

Bang

Slam]


This thing better bloody well come off or so help me --

[The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver whirred

Another crash]

Oh come on!

[A small explosion occurs. Smoke fills the room, but the whirr is heard once more, and the smoke begins to clear up.]

Okay. [cough] Right then. [cough] Note to self --- or is it selves?

Well. Note to me: The Sonic Screwdriver does not work on lighty uppy collar thingies.

Comments

[furrociously.livejournal.com]

Alternia! Except it blew up and then we purrlayed this game called sgrub and then we ended up in the Veil!

[because that all makes complete sense to people]

Are you sure that's safe?

[spacehipster]

[He just nods. Not touching the desctruction of worlds right now]

No, but if it was, I wouldn't do it. Safe things are so terribly boring. Monotonous. Not worth my time at all.

You been here long? What do you think of this whole letter and rescuing nonsense?

[furrociously.livejournal.com]

[She giggles a little at that first part, then pauses to think.]

Well, I don't think it's entirely true! Beclawse if they were doing this to save us, wouldn't they have picked up us trolls back when our purrlanet was destroyed the first time? And not wait until a random moment in our new home?

I can't speak for any of the other people here, though!

[spacehipster]

That is exactly what I was thinking, Nepeta. Very suspcious. All of this. As far as I knew, my world wasn't even in danger, and if it was, I'd know. And, if it was destroyed, I'd remember. I always know and I always remember. Because I'm me. Because I'm the Doctor. This is clearly a front.

Ah, well. I'll just have to save everyone and get us all home then. [He says as if its the most obvious and easy thing to do.]

You haven't seen a blue box 'round have you?

[furrociously.livejournal.com]

Are you a super hero, Mr. Doctor? [shes been meeting so many super heroes in the tower!]

A blue box? I don't think so!

[spacehipster]

I'm better than a superhero.

I didn't think you would have. Terribly inconvenient for me not to have my TARDIS with me. Exactly what our captors would want.

[furrociously.livejournal.com]

What's BETTER than a superhero?!

And whats a TARDIS?

[spacehipster]

Me.

T A R D I S. Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. Type 40 time machine. Disguised as a blue police box. Brilliant. Incredibly sexy.

[furrociously.livejournal.com]

That's sooooo cool Mr The Doctor! Hee hee!

...Oh. I knew that. [She's gonna pretend shes smart.]

[spacehipster]

I bet you did. You seem very smart.