BOOM

[spacehipster]

Characters: The Doctor and you.
Setting: Room 1-04's door is wide open and waiting for investigators.
Format: Action is quicker, and is what I'll be starting in, but either works! I will match you!
Summary: The Doctor is trying, and failing, to get his collar off. Ridiculousness ensues.
Warnings: Mild swearing? Also, please, if you haven't already, take a look here at this special permissions post!

[Crash

Bang

Slam]


This thing better bloody well come off or so help me --

[The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver whirred

Another crash]

Oh come on!

[A small explosion occurs. Smoke fills the room, but the whirr is heard once more, and the smoke begins to clear up.]

Okay. [cough] Right then. [cough] Note to self --- or is it selves?

Well. Note to me: The Sonic Screwdriver does not work on lighty uppy collar thingies.

Comments

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

[amused exasperation] Yes. And igloos and polar bears and all that. Niagara Falls. Or part of them.

[spacehipster]

You're not lying.

[It's a statement, not a question]

Well then. It's very nice to meet you Miss Canada. I am the Doctor!

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

[blink] Oh. You do believe me--I usually have to spend quite some time convincing. It's nice to meet you--the Doctor? Or should I just call you Doctor?

[spacehipster]

Do you really? People ought to give you a chance. I suppose humans do always tend to be a tad suspicious, though. I'd love to hear about what it's like, being Canada, I mean.

Just Doctor is fine.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

They can be, but usually with good reason. It's a lot of headaches, being Canada.


Are you not human? Forgive me but you look human.

[spacehipster]

I probably have some medicine for that.

Not quite. Humans look like me. They look Time Lord. We came first.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

I'm a bit scared of going in that infirmary but luckily, I guess, without citizens I have no headaches--

Are you claiming you created us as well?

[spacehipster]

Oh no, Time Lords didn't do that. That's all humans and such, but we did come first.

-- and what do you mean by 'as well'?

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

So why would they look like you then? Coincidence?

[pause] The trolls claim they created Earth.

[spacehipster]

There's no particular reason for it, just that if we came first the comparison is the other way.

That sounds like an interesting story.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

Oh I suppose.

It's one I didn't ask for, I'm afraid, but you've only need to look for the grey children. They're all children. [little sigh]