BOOM

[spacehipster]

Characters: The Doctor and you.
Setting: Room 1-04's door is wide open and waiting for investigators.
Format: Action is quicker, and is what I'll be starting in, but either works! I will match you!
Summary: The Doctor is trying, and failing, to get his collar off. Ridiculousness ensues.
Warnings: Mild swearing? Also, please, if you haven't already, take a look here at this special permissions post!

[Crash

Bang

Slam]


This thing better bloody well come off or so help me --

[The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver whirred

Another crash]

Oh come on!

[A small explosion occurs. Smoke fills the room, but the whirr is heard once more, and the smoke begins to clear up.]

Okay. [cough] Right then. [cough] Note to self --- or is it selves?

Well. Note to me: The Sonic Screwdriver does not work on lighty uppy collar thingies.

Comments

[spacehipster]

And very rude. I won't be having any of it.

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

[]

How?

[spacehipster]

Haven't gotten that far yet. I just know I'm going to.

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

Well, when you do, please do let me know. [] This ruins all of my shirts.

[spacehipster]

Anything for a lady.

It's very nice to meet you. I am The Doctor.

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

Francisca Bonnefoy, otherwise known as la République française.

[] Just 'The Doctor'?

[spacehipster]

Just The Doctor. Always have been, always will be.

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

Bien sûr, we are who we are from birth until death.

[] No nicknames?

[spacehipster]

Sometimes people call me Doctor or Doctor Bowtie, and Amy has a fondness for the-great-big-idiot-who-has-no-idea-what-he's-doing, on occasion.

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

Uh. []

... I think I will just call you Doctor. []

[spacehipster]

Excellent choice!

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

[]

... Do your partners call you 'Doctor' in bed?

[]

1/???? This could take a while

[spacehipster]

[spacehipster]

[spacehipster]

[spacehipster]

[looks sheepish]

DONE

[spacehipster]

...I do not engage in those sort of activities.

Dem icons = <3<3<3<3<3

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

[]

... How do you function!?

... Are you a eunuch???

:DDDDDDDDD

[spacehipster]

No! [flailing forever]

X333333

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

[] Then, why would you abstain yourself??? Are you a masochist????

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[spacehipster]

I'm not human! I'm a Time Lord! We don't! It's different!

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[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

[] From where I am standing, you look like a man, sound like a man and- [] - smell like a man. Time Lord or no, I would assume that you would have the same needs as a man!

...........<3

[spacehipster]

I don't! I'm an alien!

>D

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

[] So? You have more than one... 'screwdriver'?

Re: >D

[spacehipster]

[Just.

This face.

How does he even reply to that]