1st Constellation

[pervertflea]

Characters: Issun and ALL OF YOU!
Setting: Room 3-04, the cafeteria, then... you know, everywhere else.
Format: Action please?;
Summary: Issun wakes up etc. etc. etc. aka I am having too much fun to not intro him right now
Warnings: He's a perverted bug what do you expect - also, possible spoilers for Okami!

[Room 3-04]

Ah! C'mon, you stupid box! Open up, will ya!?

[Those passin' by his room - or if you're a very unlucky duck - may notice something off about one of the trunks in there. It's rattlin' around, like something's caught - seems Issun managed to get it open once, but can't do it a second time, and he's already inside.]

Hey! Anyone! Can anyone hear me!? I need a little help, here!

[He'll keep yelling 'till he's heard, too. Sorry.]

[Cafeteria]

[Welp. He's probably heard about the nasty ass oatmeal by now - so if you're in there for something to eat, you might notice... a bowl of the stuff, floating about half an inch off the ground.
Course, if you're smart, you'll know it's not floating on its own or anything - Issun's just a pretty strong Poncle is all!
But he is having trouble seeing where he's going... Feel free to help him, y'know. Not run into tables and chairs or anything.]

[everywhere else!!]

[The extra part!! If you want your character to notice the little guy bouncing about the tower somewhere else, be my guest! He's probably searching for a way out, or at the very least, a few familiar faces.]

Comments

cafeteria, because it's always the cafeteria for MM

[childhero]

[Link shouldn't be surprised that something is happening to him in the cafeteria again. Something always happens to him in the cafeteria. This time, he's watching... this bowl... and... just...

Wh... at... Why is that bowl crawling...

Link squats down to try and get a better look at the bowl, because what. o3o]

the food calls to him

[pervertflea]

[boop boop boop just walking around looking for a high place to munch -

Except oh, the glow underneath the bowl can tell someone's there - those are some boots you've got, kid.]

Wow - you're good at gettin' in the way, aren't ya?

[The bowl tilts a bit as Issun looks up at Link, a teeny tiny eyebrow raised. Though he probably can't see it...]

[childhero]

It talked?

... mm is so cute. how is he so cute.

[pervertflea]

Who're you callin' an "it"??

[He tosses the bowl upwards, revealing himself for a second or two, until he catches the dish again. Just so he can show that there's someone under it.]

You gotta look under stuff sometimes, kid! Not everyone's gonna be your height!

[How selfish, assuming that he's not a person. >8(]

swag

[childhero]

Oh! [Oh okay. He gets it.]

Sorry. I couldn't see you. [Link is gonna try and tilt his head... to see you better... it's almost to the floor... nope this is hard.] It's kind of hard to look under the bowl without bothering you, though.

Room 3-04 Best roomies

[zipperedhat]

[Oh you mean ignore the noise that's coming from the trunk right?]

w o w donald rude he would help you out if you got stuck!!!

[pervertflea]

[oh so you mean

yell as loud as you can until the duck HAULS ASS FEATHERS???]

Hey - hey, I can hear someone out there! Pretty rude of ya to just ignore pleas for help, ya big jerk!

Considrering it's Donald this is EXACTLY what will happen.

[zipperedhat]

[Oh you mean care about tiny little things he can ignore? WILL DO.]

A pheewy, I got other things to do than to open a talking trunk!

[pervertflea]

I'm not a talkin' trunk! I'm stuck in the trunk!

[And moooore rattlin'; SERIOUSLY HE IS SO PISSED]

Just open it up, will ya!?

[zipperedhat]

[Donald mutters something that is hard to catch, but Issun can hear the sound of the trunk's clank as he opens it for his FREEDOM. A giant beak passes close to him.]

There. It's open.

Library, because it's always the library for Zelda /sigh

[sageprincess]

[Another morning, another day spent wrestling with the thought of Gandalf's proposal. Honestly, how does he expect her to get people across multiple worlds to just... follow her lead?

Augh. So, in desperation, she finds herself back in the library, idly flipping through pages upon pages of massive texts, trying vainly to gain some sort of insight.

And then a little green glowing bug hopped onto her table. Huh.]

Hello...?

... poor zelda

[pervertflea]

Hey!

[Bounce bounce bounce; he's trying to stay at her eye level.]

What's a pretty girl like yourself doin' cooped up in a dank place like this?
Don't you have somethin'... y'know! Fun to do?

Books are safe. They don't become senient and murderous, nor do they tell her to lead rebellions, ok

[sageprincess]

Pardon me?

[Blink. Blink. Did a bug just call her pretty.]

... Reading is enjoyable enough, and may prove to be productive, given the right material. And given the risks elsewhere, I am rather content here for now.

[Sorry, you're not getting the real reason why she's here right off the bat, Issun.]

[pervertflea]

Heh! I get it; you're just the bookish type, right? No big deal, no big deal.

[Nah, if he can tell you're hiding something, he's not gonna say it.]

I guess it's just weird to see such a lovely lady not enjoying the sunshine or talking with friends and stuff!

And hey - how rude of me, huh? Forgettin' the introductions and all!
The name's Issun! Wandering artist, and Celestial Envoy!

In a hall somewhere

[pengeen]

[He walks by and notices the glowing little Poncle hopping around. Well, color him curious. He follows after quietly, trying to get a good look at the little thing without being noticed.]

[pervertflea]

[You know, it's really hard to sneak up on someone tiny like he is; your footsteps are a lot louder to him than they are to you.

But he acts like he doesn't see Kidou for a while, hopping along, before finally speaking up.]

Any reason you're followin' me around, kid?
Kinda rude when I don't even know ya!

[pengeen]

A-ah, sorry. I was curious, I haven't seen a person as... small as you before. I wanted to know what exactly you were.

[He crouches down and tilts his head.]

[pervertflea]

Well, at least ya see me as a person and not some bug!

[He's glad for that.]

The name's Issun. I'm an artist!

[And a few other things, but after a while, introducing yourself with all your titles and whatnot can get boring.
He needs to shake it up some day, hmm...]

Cafeteria I'M ONLY FIVE YEARS LATE

[lookmanostrings]

[Huh that sure was a floating bowl. OK it probably wasn't floating but it sure looked like it.

Curiosity got the better of him, and Fado knelt down and lifted the bowl up to investigate.] Hm?

l;mdfgijkl fado you're adorable

[pervertflea]

Ah - hey! Don't just take a guy's meal like that!

[He's bouncing now, letting out a huff - maybe he was headed somewhere, huh!?]

HE HAS A NATURAL CURIOSITY OK

[lookmanostrings]

--Ah! [OH SNAP THERE'S A THING whoops.]

Forgive me, I didn't think there was anything actually there. [Said with a small chuckle.]

HE'S STILL CUTE

[pervertflea]

[WHADDAYA MEAN "A THING"]

Don't worry about it, I guess. Can ya do me a favor and set it down on a table or somethin' for me, kid?

[This guy seems like a good fellow after all; might as well play nice.]

[myblueskies]

[Why was the bowl flying. Romeo knelt down and peered under it, trying to see what made it fly.]

[pervertflea]

[And the little Poncle underneath the bowl is startled for half a second; before realizing hey, it's just a person. Okay.]

... You need something, kid?

[myblueskies]

[Romeo's eyes widened and he skittered back a bit.] You talked! [He's talking to the bowl, he hasn't seen Issun yet...]