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towerofanimus2012-04-20 12:28 am
hystericull) wrote in towerofanimus2012-04-20 12:28 am
420 ♑ [four-hundred twentieth honk]
Characters: Gamzee and YOU!
Setting: Floors 11 and 22, but he's wandering, so anywhere!
Format: Action is preferred but I'll match.
Summary: OH LOOK AT THE DATE TODAY GUESS WHO'S HAVING A BIG OL' CELEBRATION!? Of course, he knows not why the date is so relevant, but Gamzee has always been fond of those three little numbers. There is pie, and lots of it and whoever happens to interact with him is getting their celebratory zone on, no ifs, ands, or buts.
Warning: STONED CLOWNS AND STONED ANYONE WHO COMES NEAR HIM! And if you don't want your character high as a kite and seeing the most pimpest of motherfucking miracles, that's okay, too. I GUESS!!! Also, Gamzee's vulgar language always.
Floor Eleven
[The wall-less, lake-filled rainbow room. Why had Gamzee not found this floor sooner!? It was abso-fucking-lutely the dopest motherfucking place for any brother to up and all get his chill on. The magnificence of nature at its finest was slightly flawed by the numerous pie tins scattered around this sprawled-out troll. Their neon-green substance varied in completion; some entirely consumed, others half-full (never half-empty!), and other still untouched. Soon enough.
It was hard to tell if Gamzee was sleeping or not. His eyes were open, if only just, staring blithely up at the numerous rainbows crossing over what would be the ceiling of this room (if it had a ceiling), a stupid smile plastered all over his painted face. There were probably copious amounts of drool, as well, but who would dare look close enough to find out?
At some point, sometime, he'd made a flower crown for himself. It hung carelessly from one horn, tumbling over the grass underneath him as he lay down near the lake's edge. This was beautiful. Life was beautiful and perfect and this Tower was full of miracles. All of the people he met were miracles, this floor was a miracle, the oneness of everything in the tower was a miracle. It was all so apparent, now that he'd taken the time out to properly slam a few pies.
He sighed absently, fondly, tipping his head back slightly to marvel at more of the rainbows stretching out above him and lifting slow fingerfuls of slime from the tin of his stomach to his lips. Sometimes he got it in his mouth, sometimes not. That's all right. Things just happened the way they were all meant to happen, no motherfucking sweat about none of that shit.]
Floor Twenty-Two
[If you happen to run into Gamzee in the art gallery, you'll grow very tired of observing him. He seems to be rooted in front of a painting, slopping slime everywhere as he eats it, focused on the subtle intricacies and hidden meanings in each piece that captures his attention. Which happens to be quite a few of them.
The colors in this one, man. The colors. And the swirls. How do they even do that?
His disgusting teeth and gums are clearly visible as he gawks, droopy-eyed and slack-jawed in front of each work of art, not even moving his head when he takes another swallow of pie.]
Anywhere Else
[Got a better idea? Gamzee's meandering around in a sopor stupor all day. Wherever your character happens to be, he's likely to run in to them, pie in hand. Faygo will probably be provided, but don't expect it to come without a price! Just leave your desired setting in the subject line and I'll happily follow suit.]
Setting: Floors 11 and 22, but he's wandering, so anywhere!
Format: Action is preferred but I'll match.
Summary: OH LOOK AT THE DATE TODAY GUESS WHO'S HAVING A BIG OL' CELEBRATION!? Of course, he knows not why the date is so relevant, but Gamzee has always been fond of those three little numbers. There is pie, and lots of it and whoever happens to interact with him is getting their celebratory zone on, no ifs, ands, or buts.
Warning: STONED CLOWNS AND STONED ANYONE WHO COMES NEAR HIM! And if you don't want your character high as a kite and seeing the most pimpest of motherfucking miracles, that's okay, too. I GUESS!!! Also, Gamzee's vulgar language always.
[The wall-less, lake-filled rainbow room. Why had Gamzee not found this floor sooner!? It was abso-fucking-lutely the dopest motherfucking place for any brother to up and all get his chill on. The magnificence of nature at its finest was slightly flawed by the numerous pie tins scattered around this sprawled-out troll. Their neon-green substance varied in completion; some entirely consumed, others half-full (never half-empty!), and other still untouched. Soon enough.
It was hard to tell if Gamzee was sleeping or not. His eyes were open, if only just, staring blithely up at the numerous rainbows crossing over what would be the ceiling of this room (if it had a ceiling), a stupid smile plastered all over his painted face. There were probably copious amounts of drool, as well, but who would dare look close enough to find out?
At some point, sometime, he'd made a flower crown for himself. It hung carelessly from one horn, tumbling over the grass underneath him as he lay down near the lake's edge. This was beautiful. Life was beautiful and perfect and this Tower was full of miracles. All of the people he met were miracles, this floor was a miracle, the oneness of everything in the tower was a miracle. It was all so apparent, now that he'd taken the time out to properly slam a few pies.
He sighed absently, fondly, tipping his head back slightly to marvel at more of the rainbows stretching out above him and lifting slow fingerfuls of slime from the tin of his stomach to his lips. Sometimes he got it in his mouth, sometimes not. That's all right. Things just happened the way they were all meant to happen, no motherfucking sweat about none of that shit.]
[If you happen to run into Gamzee in the art gallery, you'll grow very tired of observing him. He seems to be rooted in front of a painting, slopping slime everywhere as he eats it, focused on the subtle intricacies and hidden meanings in each piece that captures his attention. Which happens to be quite a few of them.
The colors in this one, man. The colors. And the swirls. How do they even do that?
His disgusting teeth and gums are clearly visible as he gawks, droopy-eyed and slack-jawed in front of each work of art, not even moving his head when he takes another swallow of pie.]
[Got a better idea? Gamzee's meandering around in a sopor stupor all day. Wherever your character happens to be, he's likely to run in to them, pie in hand. Faygo will probably be provided, but don't expect it to come without a price! Just leave your desired setting in the subject line and I'll happily follow suit.]
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What..? There's not a circus anywhere around here.
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[He honked a laugh out, staring dreamily down at Kuja.]
You got any motherfuckin' believings holin' all up in that fuzzy pink pan of yours, motherfucker? Spiritualosities waitin' to get kicked the fuck out, is what I'm all to be fucking meaning?
Kuja your syntax is slipping
[When was the last time Kuja was this chill? Close to never, really.... Somehow everything Gamzee's saying makes even more sense than normal. Maybe he's just been overthinking things.]
Not really religious, y'know? Ahahaha, I can withstand the flames of god!
[whoosh! Out go the arms. God, Bahamut was so cool. He loved Bahamut.]
Dragons are so amazing.
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It's chill, brother, it all motherfucking chill with this motherfucker if a dude ain't up and walkin' the same spiritual tightrope as his fuckin' self. All gotta do that motherfuckin' dance what's the way it all comes fucking natural in us, you know?
Get a zone on, slam a motherfuckin' prayer out, we all end up in that crazy paradisaical big top in the motherfucking sky at the end any-motherfucking-way.
[He pauses, considering.]
Yeahhh, dragons're the fuckin' titties, yo.
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No they aren't, dragons are reptiles. [He waves his hand forward into the air, white sleeve dropping to reveal the spiked purple metal underneath.] Lay eggs and all that. Scales and feathers. Not birds, though.
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You seen dragons before, motherfucker!?
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Fuck yeah! They're the best way to get around, and so beautiful, and smart, and the best!
[Kuja's really out of it. He makes flapping gestures with his sleeves.]
Silver dragons I mean, not the other ones. They're really warm and cuddly to sleep with, y'know? Better than any sleeping bag.
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[His palms are now pressed to his forehead, and Gamzee's leaning back like Kuja's description of dragons had physically pushed him backwards!]
This brother'd fuckin' kill all for some chance to get his nap on with one of them motherfuckers! Hey, hey! There be any around the Towerland, you think, bro?
[Hopeful eyes!!!]
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I dunno. Maybe? If I see one I'll tell you!
[Kuja kicks his legs up, clicking his heels together.]
I miss riding her.