Hats, hats, hats!

[spacehipster]

Characters: The Doctor and YOU
Setting: the cafeteria
Format: Lights, camera, action!
Summary: The Doctor is making paper hats.
No, really.
You know you want one.
Warnings: The hats are so cool you might not be able to handle it. Brace yourself.

[Sitting alone at one of the tables in the cafeteria, a grown man is folding a piece of paper. The entire table he is sitting at is covered with identical sheets of paper.

What on earth is he doing?]

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[spacehipster]

Do you?

[He raises an eyebrow, and goes back to hat making.

You'd be surprised how real his paper stetson looks]

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

[Well okay maybe not allll of it... Ienzo drops his gaze to the floor. Or rather, the table.]

[He then commences eyeing the assorted colors and patterns of paper (as well as the hat offered to him a short time ago). As can be expected, he has zero paper hat making skill so obviously he can't do anything with them, but...]

[spacehipster]

Do you want me to teach you?

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

...about what? the tardis?[Oh god he better not be talking about hats again.]

[spacehipster]

No, hats.

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

[DAMMIT]

...no. i know what hats are... i just don't own any.

[spacehipster]

No, no, no, no. You misunderstand.

Paper hats!

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

...what about them?

[Congratulations, Doc, you have successfully completely lost him. He is fighting valiantly to keep the confusion off of his face.]

[spacehipster]

I'll teach you how to make them, if you want.

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

w-well...

[And once again courtesy gets the better of him.]

...alright... thank you.

[spacehipster]

Watch closely.

[Makes a Stetson within the minute and puts it on his head]

Got it?

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

...no.

[The Doctor is the best teacher. So good that no one can comprehend his wonderful teachings.]

[spacehipster]

Oh. Right. Human. I forgot.

[Goes VERY slowly this time]

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

[Okay, that's... somewhat better. After waiting patiently for the Doctor to finish his extreeeeeemely slooooooooow tutorial, Ienzo took another paper from the table and started to follow suit. All things considered, he was doing fairly well with remembering the steps, though he took way too long making sure that the paper was folded exactly down the middle and things like that.]

[spacehipster]

Excellent work! You're a natural!

[TWO THUMBS UP]

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

[Somehow, he doubted that.]

...thank you.

[spacehipster]

You're very welcome...

Hn. I need to come up with a good nickname. I'll get back to you on that.

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

[Nickname? ...Oh god he forgot to introduce himself didn't he. Dangit.]

...my name is ienzo... you're free to use that... if you like.

[Okay kid, you can stop channeling Fluttershy now.]