Hats, hats, hats!

[spacehipster]

Characters: The Doctor and YOU
Setting: the cafeteria
Format: Lights, camera, action!
Summary: The Doctor is making paper hats.
No, really.
You know you want one.
Warnings: The hats are so cool you might not be able to handle it. Brace yourself.

[Sitting alone at one of the tables in the cafeteria, a grown man is folding a piece of paper. The entire table he is sitting at is covered with identical sheets of paper.

What on earth is he doing?]

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[thisclinchesit]

[Shoutarou will just be staring curiously for a time, sipping at coffee.]

[spacehipster]

[Folding, folding, folding! And looking very focused while doing so.

Just a few more folds, and he'll have a hat. So exciting]

[thisclinchesit]

Eh...what's up, Doc?

[Finally, curiosity gets the better of him.]

What're you doing?

[spacehipster]

I am making cool hats. The coolest of hats. Cool in hat form, as it were.

[He finishes hat]

Would you like one?

OOC: Because PAPER HATS

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

[And a little ways down the table, Ienzo is sitting there, reading, and ignoring the identical sheets of paper. As a matter of fact, he didn't seem to notice the identical sheets of paper (or their possibly insane SUPER COOL owner). And when he did, he looked over to discover -- who else? -- the Doctor, sitting there gleefully making paper hats.]

[Honestly.]

...what are these for?

[He'd better at the very least have a REASON for these little paper hats.]

OOC: COOL paper hats

[spacehipster]

[The Doctor looks up from his hat-in-progress.]

Well. They're to help me think and to look cool.

But mostly just to look cool.

OOC: Super cool.

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

...'cool'?

[Under that disbelief is genuine confusion. He doesn't really understand the concept of cool. Someone ought to teach him.]

:D

[spacehipster]

Super double extra cool with custard on top.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

. . .

Origami? [Canada is trailed by her polar bear as she approaches the table]

[spacehipster]

Hullo, Miss Maple!

[He wags a finger]

And no, not quite! Well, I suppose, technically, yes, but this is the art of folding paper hats! Which is much cooler and waaaaay more productive.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

Hello, Doctor. [Look she even manages not to make a little face at that nickname]

Productive in that you end up with a hat, I suppose. Rather than something pretty but ultimately useless? Except what will you do with so many hats?

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[Hats? You sure know the way to this girl's heart]

Can I have one?

[spacehipster]

'Course you can, Molly!

What kind of hat do you want?

[He is armed with paper and ready to go]

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

What kind of hats can you make! Can you teach me?

OOC: geez i could not resist aaahhh

[lamentless]

[One bowl of oatmeal, and one Roxas, standing at the far end of the table watching this...paper-hattery with obvious intrigue.

Of course, he isn't going to say anything. He's just going to stare awkwardly and spoon his meal down the hatch.

I dare you to try and make a hat that would fit this crazy hair, doc.]

[1/3] OOC: thank goodness for that. I was hoping you'd tag :D

[spacehipster]

[the Doctor sees-- no, feels him watching.

He takes a brown piece of paper, and makes a very lifelike Stetson. Yee-haw!]

[2/3]

[spacehipster]

[After a few moments of deliberation, he stands up and walks over to Roxas.

Hope you don't object to having a Stetson on your head, Roxas.

It fits perfectly, by the way]

[3/3]

[spacehipster]

Positively smashing! Brilliant. Beyond cool. It suits you. You're definitely the Stetson sort.

you are welcome and also this is beautiful

[lamentless]

[Rox completely avoided making any sudden movements until the Doctor's words, finall putting down his meal and lightly feeling at the hat.]

...what's a Stetson? [Besides what he was wearing. But hey, he didn't take it off! He's not a total fuddy-duddy.]

[hoboherooo.livejournal.com]

[Hello there Mr. Bowtie. You have a hobo watching you while he eats. He's not sure why you're making paper hats given the whole situation, but hey, whatever floats your boat, man.]

[spacehipster]

[what hey. Paper hats are cool

Check out that stylish Bowler Hat he's just made]

[hoboherooo.livejournal.com]

[Not as cool as Eiji's underwear!]

[...okay that's a bit awkward.]

[Still watching, though.]

_[Nomnomnom.]

[thursdaywings.livejournal.com]

[ Castiel is just going to stand by here. Yep. Just watching you. ]

[spacehipster]

[A very impressive paper pirate hat is now on the Doc's head]

Would you like a hat?

[thursdaywings.livejournal.com]

What purpose would that serve?