Hats, hats, hats!

[spacehipster]

Characters: The Doctor and YOU
Setting: the cafeteria
Format: Lights, camera, action!
Summary: The Doctor is making paper hats.
No, really.
You know you want one.
Warnings: The hats are so cool you might not be able to handle it. Brace yourself.

[Sitting alone at one of the tables in the cafeteria, a grown man is folding a piece of paper. The entire table he is sitting at is covered with identical sheets of paper.

What on earth is he doing?]

Comments

[spacehipster]

You! In front of me. With the hair. And the face.

Would you like a cool hat?

[hoboherooo.livejournal.com]

Um...

[Eiji scratches the back of his head, raising his free hand.] I-I'm fine, but thank you for offering.

[spacehipster]

Are you sure? I have plenty here.

[hoboherooo.livejournal.com]

[Eiji nods and smiles.] They're nice - I'm just not much of a hat person is all.

[spacehipster]

[puts a paper stetson on]

Not a hat person! No such thing! Hats are cool!

COWBOY DOCTOR

[hoboherooo.livejournal.com]

Oh, they're definitely cool. I'm not not too keen on wearing them, unless I need to for work.

YEE-HAW

[spacehipster]

Well that's just silly.

[hoboherooo.livejournal.com]

So is my boss. Seems like we do a new theme at the restaurant every day, sometimes.

[spacehipster]

Ooh, themes! I love a good theme! What sorts do you do?

[hoboherooo.livejournal.com]

[Eiji thinks for amoment.]

I remember pirates and feudal Japan off the top of my head...

[spacehipster]

Ooooh, pirates. I love pirates. With all the arghh and the swashbuckling and talking parrots.

I met Blackbeard once. Not too friendly, if you ask me, but cool all the same.

[hoboherooo.livejournal.com]

[Eiji stares for a moment.]

I... Hm. How'd you do that?

[Because if it was anything compared to how he met Oda Nobunaga...]

[spacehipster]

Went back in time. Fought him. Saved him from mind control. The usual.