Idiots abound

[mustlovedogs]

Characters: Leon tsunball and Mondo mustlovedogs
Setting: The cafeteria
Summary: A strategy meeting between idiots. And also everything awkward.
Warnings: Leon and Mondo.

[With apparently no food, clearly everyone should step aside and let the real men handle things. ...Ie. just go looking around the cafeteria for nonexistent food. There has to be some somewhere in there, right? There's no way they would be left without anything. Not only that, but with Monobear planning things, they're definitely in trouble.]

Hey, Kuwata, you find anything?

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[tsunball]

Especially a drink. [ drinking away their sorrows... ]

I don't know if they even have that stuff here normally though, pretty sure they didn't in the cafeteria.

[mustlovedogs]

Nah, probably not...but, I got a thing of butter in that basket, you think somebody might've got booze? ...That bastard's always drinking wine in the school announcements, right?

[tsunball]

[ How random for Mondo to have.. butter.. in there.. but Leon doesn't comment on it since he hardly knows the implications. No, the latter part is more interesting, even if he doesn't see where it's going yet. ]

Yeah, he does. Probably to mock us or whatever shit that retarded thing's trying to pull. [ .. ] Why?

[mustlovedogs]

So maybe he's got some in his trunk, dumbass. It ain't really my thing, but it's better than nothing.

[tsunball]

....

Why are you calling me the dumbass here when you're the one suggesting stealing it from that thing?!

[mustlovedogs]

['cause that's how mondo does]

It's not like he's gonna know if he's not there to see! Not around here, anyway.

[tsunball]

[ Leon still doesn't like the idea of this too much, but.. ... ]

Then at least you grab it! He's holding that fucking machine against me, I can't do a thing! [ as if he couldn't just kill anyone else with balls, Leon.. ]

[mustlovedogs]

Sure, sure, if you're too chickenshit to do it, I'll show you how it's done!

[stand back and let a real rule breaker handle this]

[tsunball]

It's not like I'm fucking chickenshit! [ ARE YOU SAYING HE'S A WIMP?! (He totally is.) ]

I just don't want to die, that's a way normal thing to feel!

[mustlovedogs]

Don't know about that. Sounds pretty chickenshit to me.

[tsunball]

What, you don't think dying once was enough, Oowada?! You want to go in for another round with that bear?!

[ He's more frightened (by Mondo or by the thought of executions, who knows) than actually angry though. ]

[mustlovedogs]

No fucking way! But if he ain't there, what's he gonna do about it!

[tsunball]

He'll find out one way or another and you know it! That thing always does!

[mustlovedogs]

Aa?! He's not the boss here, what's he gonna do?!

[already forgetting about the batting machine...]

[tsunball]

Beat us to death with fucking balls, that's what!

[mustlovedogs]

[fucking balls, man!!!!!!!!!!!]

We'll just kick his ass first!!

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[tsunball]

Don't get me wrong, it isn't like I don't want to kick that retarded bear's ass either for what he did, but..

[tsunball]

How the fuck do you think you can be faster than a fucking baseball cannon?!

[mustlovedogs]

Never said I'd be faster than that thing, did I?! It's completely fucking different!

[tsunball]

If you can't be faster than it, then it'll get you! Do I need to tell you how much it fucking hurts to get beaten with those things, Oowada?!

[mustlovedogs]

Who says he's gonna use that thing?! He won't get a chance!

[tsunball]

And how are you so sure of that?

[mustlovedogs]

'Cause I'll get him before he even knows what's coming!

[tsunball]

[ .. well, okay, Monobear is less strong here, and Mondo is pretty damn buff, so.. maybe there's an actual chance of that working..? ]

And you're sure this one won't just explode? .. Although that'd take care of him too, I guess.

[mustlovedogs]

As long as he doesn't explode at me, right?