Idiots Abound II: Return of the Dumbasses

[mustlovedogs]

Characters: Makoto Naegi yougotthatwrong Leon Kuwata tsunball Mondo Oowada mustlovedogs and you......
Setting: Room 3-20, then moving on to around the tower in general
Format: Action
Summary: Booze was acquired. None of these people should be drinking, but, rule breakers, etc. Really stupid and embarrassing things follow, Leon has a high chance of being killed for being an idiot.
Warnings: Underage drinking and a group of idiots is about it

[Room 3-20]

[So.  Leon and Mondo had both searched high and low for alcohol of any kind for quite some time now, and even risked themselves in getting some from the restaurant.  Nice guys that they are, when they got together to finally start going through it, they had decided it would be much better if they got Naegi in on it too.  What could go wrong?  Naegi's a cool guy, obviously he would want to join them!  That's why, with bottles tucked under their arms, they arrived at Naegi's room, pounding on the door and calling for him.]

[Anywhere around the tower]

[Naturally, idiots that they are, even without the influence of alcohol, dumb and dumber had the bright idea of hanging around the tower, even though it was getting late.  The three of them can be found stumbling around, shouting, fighting and generally making asses of themselves just about anywhere.  They might even stumble into someone's room accidentally.  Though, really, the ones doing most all of this are Leon and Mondo.  Naegi's just there to desperately attempt to calm them down and keep them out of trouble.  Which isn't working out too well.]

Comments

[deathboss]

Who cares where they got 'em. Thing is, they're walking the halls like a bunch of idiots!

[He looks at the other two.]

Don't make me drag you back up to the dorms.

[mustlovedogs]

I ain't going nowhere! Me'n' Kuwata worked hard to get this stuff! Not just gonna go back to a room and sit around!

[tsunball]

.. Yeah! Yeah, yeah, what Oowada said, that's right! [ he drunkenly nods along, maybe not half realising what the conversation is about but he does know they sure worked hard!! They tried their best!! ]

We're.. uh.. celebrating our youth or whatever old dudes always say!

[deathboss]

First of all, you ain't the right age to drink that shit. If you're gonna be idiots, at least do it in your room...

[He puts down the guitar case long enough to crack his knuckles, grinning.]

...but I guess if you aren't, I'm gonna have to beat both of you up and teach you a lesson in responsibility!

[mustlovedogs]

Aa? How d'you know? You wanna see my ID?

[He would be stupid enough to do this even if he wasn't drunk, but can we please just say it's because of the booze?

He takes a step forward, drawing himself up.]

[yougotthatwrong]

[

That said, he really is going to come between the two guys with that pose!]

H-hey! We're not supposed to be fighting each other here!

[tsunball]

[ Leon is just.. staring.. what's going on here, fighting?! Wait, is he the one who's going to get beaten up here, he doesn't like the idea of that.. ]

Y.. yeah, what Naeeegi said! [ slurring isn't going to make you sound any more sober, Leon. ] Let's not fight, 'kay..? Let's all just enjoy some good booze..

[mustlovedogs]

You guys even listening to what this guy's saying?! He's being fucking retarded! Thinks he's a cop're something!

[Ah. Wait. Now it hits him.]

Shit, he's just like Ishimaru!

[Whether this means they should now be total bros or he wants to beat him up remains to be seen. Even to himself.]

[deathboss]

[Wow maybe if you were taller I would be listening but SORRY I haven't had a good fight in a while.]

With that hair you, you ain't nothing more than a high schooler at most. Legal drink age's 20, dumbass. So...two gonna walk back to your room or not?

[tsunball]

[ oh, watch this guys, leon's piping up, he must have something useful to say-- ]

.. I don't wanna go back to my rooom.. [ ... never mind, he's just whining, Mondo or Naegi, you handle it. ]

[mustlovedogs]

Aa?! You making fun of me, punk?! What's wrong with my hair?!

[And he's just forgetting the main subject now, his 'do's been insulted...]

[deathboss]

Nothing wrong with your hair, just saying it's clear you ain't entered the workforce yet. Sure it's not as beautiful and perfect as mine, but hardly anything comes close to the great Michel.

...now you've got five more seconds before I make you two punks go back to your rooms by force.

[He holds up a hand and lowers his thumb.]

Four...

[mustlovedogs]

[He grabs Eikichi by the collar, dumbass that he is. Eikichi might be right, but, even so, he can't let him be right!]

Like hell I'm gonna let you tell me what to do!

You guys hearin' this? Punk really thinks he's just like Aniki!

[...kyoudai. Whatever.]

1 / 2

[tsunball]

[ Leon is mostly just hoping here that Mondo will solve it, he's supposed to be the tough fighting guy, right? ]

Yeah, go get him, Oowada! [ so brave, cheering from the sidelines, A+ manliness right here. ]

2 / 2

[tsunball]

He thinks he's like.. wha?

[mustlovedogs]

Thinks he's like Aniki!

[Forgetting Leon wasn't around for anikikyoudai-ing]

1/3

[deathboss]

[While the two talk, he looks down at where Mondo hand grabbed him by the collar...and grins. So much for that countdown.]

Heh heh. I was hoping you'd say that. [He looks over to Makoto.] Sorry 'bout this. Me and Hades just don't like it when people die for stupid reasons. Even if...

2/3

[deathboss]

[Huh. Why is the floor suddenly glowing blue and there's black tendrils of energy coming out of Eikichi's back? Of course that's nothing to the flash of light that happens next...]

3/3

[deathboss]

[Revealing this lovely personnage looming above him, twice as tall as Eikichi himself. When it speaks it is a deep, dark, booming voice.]

...even if we must teach our foes a lesson!

[Seriously you two, don't drink and walk around the tower. Because you end up with the freaking Lord of the Dead ready to show you why it's a bad idea to do that.

And he also takes this time of a distraction to give Mondo a little push away. Not much mind you. You're drunk enough that he doesn't need to apply much force.]

...so. You guys finally ready to listen, or not?

[mustlovedogs]

...

[Wow yeah not cool, bro. He stumbles back when Eikichi pushes him and stares up at the persona in shock. He's certainly seen these before, but...this one is definitely the most intimidating yet. Especially in his drunken state.]

H-hey, the fuck?!

That like the thing Tatsumi and those guys had?!

[watch as I refer to your own character]

[deathboss]

[He thinks for a second. Tatsumi...Tatsumi...OH RIGHT!]

Oh, you mean one of Yu's bros. Guess you already know about Persona users then...

[He grin increases.]

So that means you know what we can do, hmmm? Just be careful...

...we are not the most patient when it comes to drunken incompetence...

[tsunball]

[ Oh, you guys expected Leon to say something?

I'm sorry, but unfortunately he can't be reached right now. During the summoning he landed on his butt on the ground from shock (and drunken imbalance) and he's currently still sitting there, staring at the thing with wide, frightened eyes. He's mumbling something along the lines of 'aho', no doubt, but it's soft and disbelieving. ]

[mustlovedogs]

[a...po...]

Aah, Narukami'n Arisato're my roommates.

You got a problem with it, keep on walking! None a'your business!

[deathboss]

You don't get it, do you? I don't care if you think it ain't my business! You're gonna get yourselves killed if I don't do anything so I'm bringing you back safe into the dorms or my name isn't Eikichi Mishina!

[Okay, enough talk.]

Now since Hades can't follow me all the way up, guess I'll have to knock out you punks and drag you up there myself! Of course...that doesn't mean I can't use him now.

[He looks at Mondo again.]

Well? I know your type just from looking at you. I was the Boss in my school. If you want to throw me a punch, now's the time. [He knows your drunk and you've got an imbalance that comes with it. The minute you try anything he's going to hit you with an uppercut.]

[tsunball]

[ ah, finally Leon seems to have regained some of a voice, even if it's just shaking and crying okay, no crying just yet, on the floor in his drunken stupor. ]

No way we'll die like this, that thing's gonna kill us instead..! It's.. a monster, a total monster, what the hell is it even s'posed to be?!