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[slamdunk]

Characters: Nero and YOU
Setting: All over the tower
Format: Actionspam I suppose
Summary: Sometime after his arrival, and he's still not that happy about it.
Warnings: Nero being Nero, he'll pick a fight if provoked.



[Of course he has to do a little exploring after arriving here, it's only natural after all. He's still confused about this whole situation, but he's not one to really freak out about such a thing. No- he'll just keep his cool (for now) and explore what he can.

Nero can be found:

A: floor one, looking at the cafeteria and inspecting the food.

B: floor three, checking out the books at the library. Last time he was at such a place he was attacked by possessed armor, forgive him if he's a little wary.

C: floor four, a lounge huh? Well, Nero was never one to sit still- so this might not be his thing. But it's one of the stops on his journey.

D: Nero is headed towards one of the floors which contain monsters and the like. Stop him, join him, encourage him to keep going? Whatever your heart desires.]

Comments

sure is!

[slamdunk]

[Nero just gives the guy a look.]

That eyepatch isn't too flattering either.

\o/

[bewareofdog]

Haw?

I like it. [ A beat. ] What the fuck happen to ya? Got bit during that monster bash?

[slamdunk]

A monster bash? Don't know what kinda party you're talkin' about-... but I guess you could say that.

[bewareofdog]

Hope my arm ain't gonna go all crazy like that...

Anyway, if ya don't know, ya must have come later. Which means -- you get the shitty, shitty oatmeal they got here.

[slamdunk]

Shitty oatmeal?

[what even-]

We have to eat oatmeal?

[bewareofdog]

For the first meal... ya try to eat anything else and yer shirt's gonna look as shitty as yer arm.

[ He then gestures the act of throwing up. ]

[slamdunk]

[Oh boy...]

And there's no way around it? What a joke...

[bewareofdog]

I know, right?

I pitched a bit about it and tossed a few suggestions in their box. [ He jerks a thumb in the direction of the suggestion box. ] But at least ya get to eat somethin' better afterward.

[slamdunk]

Heh, by the sounds of things- your suggestion is about as shitty as the oatmeal.

[bewareofdog]

Haw?

How's that?

[slamdunk]

Well looks like they haven't taken it into consideration if I still gotta eat the damn stuff.

[bewareofdog]

Authority always does whatever they want when they got ya by the balls, didn't ya know that kid?

Don't mean you still can't bitch about it.

[slamdunk]

That's true enough, but I never was one to listen to authority.

[bewareofdog]

That's a good way to be.

Don't let them collar ya and think yer tamed.

[slamdunk]

[He can't help but chuckle a bit at that.]

Think you're a little slow there. [he gestures to the collar.]

[bewareofdog]

Yeah, yeah, it's all literal and figurative.

[slamdunk]

It's a little more than that, why not add in annoying?

[bewareofdog]

Fuckin' annoyin'.

[slamdunk]

That's a real colorful vocabulary.

[bewareofdog]

Great, ain't it?

[slamdunk]

Is everyone around here like you? [wise crackin' swearin' mother fucker.]

[bewareofdog]

No.

Few are, though.

[slamdunk]

Good, I don't like always dealin' with sticks in the mud.

[bewareofdog]

Who does?

Bitches ain't fun.

[slamdunk]

In any case...

What is there to really do around here? I was just exploring this place when I ran into you.