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[slamdunk]

Characters: Nero and YOU
Setting: All over the tower
Format: Actionspam I suppose
Summary: Sometime after his arrival, and he's still not that happy about it.
Warnings: Nero being Nero, he'll pick a fight if provoked.



[Of course he has to do a little exploring after arriving here, it's only natural after all. He's still confused about this whole situation, but he's not one to really freak out about such a thing. No- he'll just keep his cool (for now) and explore what he can.

Nero can be found:

A: floor one, looking at the cafeteria and inspecting the food.

B: floor three, checking out the books at the library. Last time he was at such a place he was attacked by possessed armor, forgive him if he's a little wary.

C: floor four, a lounge huh? Well, Nero was never one to sit still- so this might not be his thing. But it's one of the stops on his journey.

D: Nero is headed towards one of the floors which contain monsters and the like. Stop him, join him, encourage him to keep going? Whatever your heart desires.]

Comments

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[bewareofdog]

Haw?

I like it. [ A beat. ] What the fuck happen to ya? Got bit during that monster bash?

[slamdunk]

A monster bash? Don't know what kinda party you're talkin' about-... but I guess you could say that.

[bewareofdog]

Hope my arm ain't gonna go all crazy like that...

Anyway, if ya don't know, ya must have come later. Which means -- you get the shitty, shitty oatmeal they got here.

[slamdunk]

Shitty oatmeal?

[what even-]

We have to eat oatmeal?

[bewareofdog]

For the first meal... ya try to eat anything else and yer shirt's gonna look as shitty as yer arm.

[ He then gestures the act of throwing up. ]

[slamdunk]

[Oh boy...]

And there's no way around it? What a joke...

[bewareofdog]

I know, right?

I pitched a bit about it and tossed a few suggestions in their box. [ He jerks a thumb in the direction of the suggestion box. ] But at least ya get to eat somethin' better afterward.

[slamdunk]

Heh, by the sounds of things- your suggestion is about as shitty as the oatmeal.

[bewareofdog]

Haw?

How's that?

[slamdunk]

Well looks like they haven't taken it into consideration if I still gotta eat the damn stuff.

[bewareofdog]

Authority always does whatever they want when they got ya by the balls, didn't ya know that kid?

Don't mean you still can't bitch about it.

[slamdunk]

That's true enough, but I never was one to listen to authority.

[bewareofdog]

That's a good way to be.

Don't let them collar ya and think yer tamed.

[slamdunk]

[He can't help but chuckle a bit at that.]

Think you're a little slow there. [he gestures to the collar.]

[bewareofdog]

Yeah, yeah, it's all literal and figurative.

[slamdunk]

It's a little more than that, why not add in annoying?

[bewareofdog]

Fuckin' annoyin'.

[slamdunk]

That's a real colorful vocabulary.

[bewareofdog]

Great, ain't it?

[slamdunk]

Is everyone around here like you? [wise crackin' swearin' mother fucker.]

[bewareofdog]

No.

Few are, though.

[slamdunk]

Good, I don't like always dealin' with sticks in the mud.

[bewareofdog]

Who does?

Bitches ain't fun.

[slamdunk]

In any case...

What is there to really do around here? I was just exploring this place when I ran into you.

[bewareofdog]

Kill shit. Eat. Sleep. Fuck something, if yer into that. Fight someone. Garden. Kill shit. Eat. Sleep. Deal with the assclowns who want to pump shit into yer collar. Try to fight 'em -- get shit down. Go kill shit to feel better. Bust their crap up. Eat. Sleep.

[ He gestures to make that it's all circular. ]