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towerofanimus2012-09-16 12:07 pm
andajarofdirt) wrote in towerofanimus2012-09-16 12:07 pm
[OPEN] alas, my children
Characters: Jack, Jack & you.
Setting: Floor 42
Format: Starting action, but I'll match you either way.
Summary: In which Jack - the monkey - is being a pest, and Jack - the pirate - wants his goddamn hat back.
Warnings: Jack Sparrow being Jack Sparrow. Also, creepy undead monkey and potential shooting of it.
JACK!
[Captain Jack Sparrow does not usually scream. Or screech. Or lose his cool, composed air of sophisticated pirate lord.In other words, he's usually too busy pretending to be drunk to do much, really. But sometimes a man must take a stand. Sometimes, there's a monkey involved. Sometimes, a hat is in danger.]
Bugger all, you little pest. I'm gonna shoot yer brains out, see if I don't!
[Sometimes, when an undead monkey steals your hat and runs away into a floor made of shifting, moving bars, you think "oh god, why" or "I bet you all this is God's way of getting back at me about the priest thing" and "I really did think it was a brothel, mate, it's a common mistake to make!" When you're Jack Sparrow, though, the reaction is more along the lines of profuse pirate swearing before chasing after it. Into the bars. Which is where your character will find him, balancing around half drunkenly, moving along and trying to reach the monkey with the hat, pistol at hand. He can't shoot the monkey because then his hat will fall off, but he can certainly chase it.
You know, for someone who's supposedly drunk off his ass - how!? - Jack has an uncanny sense of balance, able to run and jump and otherwise chase around after the undead, chittering monkey with relative ease.]
I will make bullets outta your bones, Jack, to make up for the ones you make me waste!
Setting: Floor 42
Format: Starting action, but I'll match you either way.
Summary: In which Jack - the monkey - is being a pest, and Jack - the pirate - wants his goddamn hat back.
Warnings: Jack Sparrow being Jack Sparrow. Also, creepy undead monkey and potential shooting of it.
JACK!
[Captain Jack Sparrow does not usually scream. Or screech. Or lose his cool, composed air of sophisticated pirate lord.
Bugger all, you little pest. I'm gonna shoot yer brains out, see if I don't!
[Sometimes, when an undead monkey steals your hat and runs away into a floor made of shifting, moving bars, you think "oh god, why" or "I bet you all this is God's way of getting back at me about the priest thing" and "I really did think it was a brothel, mate, it's a common mistake to make!" When you're Jack Sparrow, though, the reaction is more along the lines of profuse pirate swearing before chasing after it. Into the bars. Which is where your character will find him, balancing around half drunkenly, moving along and trying to reach the monkey with the hat, pistol at hand. He can't shoot the monkey because then his hat will fall off, but he can certainly chase it.
You know, for someone who's supposedly drunk off his ass - how!? - Jack has an uncanny sense of balance, able to run and jump and otherwise chase around after the undead, chittering monkey with relative ease.]
I will make bullets outta your bones, Jack, to make up for the ones you make me waste!
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[Jack takes that pause to chitter loudly and annoyingly.]
Monkeys are all obnoxious little critters, mate.
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[Link narrows his eyes at the one with a hat.]
What?
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[Once he had Link's attention, Jack turned around and showed him his utterly photogenic butt.]
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[Link spent three days in a groundhog loop with a moon falling down. He is unphased by Jack's attempt to imitate said full moon.]
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[While Link and Jack argue, Jack snorts and jumps about, bouncing off the bars like a little hyperactive ball of monkey-y energy.]
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[Not going to let that argument distract him, so jack can keep bouncing around.]
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[Jack sounds smug and amused.]