towerofanimus | We pissed in Jason's cornflakes the post the master edition

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We pissed in Jason's cornflakes the post the master edition

Characters: Swaps swaps swaps swaps swaps swaps Everr'booodyyyyyy
Setting: The library, and wherever you want, really, Event Days 3-5
Format: Anything!
Summary: The Let's-Get-Everyone-Back-Into-Their-Bodies post! It's like a party with science! Use this post for the before, during, or after as you please!
Warnings: Mention of needles, possibly violence if people really don't want to get switched back.

On Day 3, the Hacker Team set to work collecting the supplies needed to switch people back, and late on Day 3, a group figured out how to switch everyone back. Over the last few days, they'll try to gather up all the identity-confused people to switch them back before the last day comes and kills 'em all.

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Oh.

[ Don't mind her, she'll just be... inching away. Slowly. Don't want to appear rude or anything! ]

...What?

... May God have mercy on your soul when it is your time to go.

[ Mamadroid doesn't approve of your shenanigans, Lancer. ]

Great. Now I can hear the Lord's Prayer in my head.

[And it's in French]

Fitting, is it not?

[ And, just to top it all off, have a little grin. ]

Yeah. Very. I always did want to have a prayer looping endlessly in my mind.

[He sounds sarcastic, of course.]

Why are you so against it? Is it not better to have at least something going through your mind than complete silence?

[ She'd know that. The more silence one surrounds themselves with, the worse it's going to get. ]

I'm sure the prayer lost its right to be called "something" on the tenth loop. And when I feel like shit, I just want everything to give my head peace.

But talking to a cute robot counts as "something".

You would be surprised--

[ Then, she'll pull a face at being called a robot and give him a stare. ]

I am more than just a robot. The proper term to use is android, though I will accept the term gynoid instead.

Didn't know they had specific terms like that. Fine. Cute Gynoid. You're cuter than some human girls, in fact.

Why am I cute? I am not a pet.

[ Flirting goes right over her head. Sorry, Lancer. ]

No, but you're a pretty young lady. At least, you appear to be.

... I am not exactly young.

[ She would tell him her real age, but that's personal information. ]

Human women usually like to be called young. Call it erring on the side of politeness.

No, I am telling the truth. I am not young. Although, that is... an interesting thing to say. I was not aware of that.

[ Sorry, she's logical by all belief. ]

You didn't know that? How much do you know about humans anyway?

One moment.

Accessing database. Find information on humans, homo sapiens, and anything related.

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451855241594851185400 files found. Would you like to redefine your request?

Is that sufficient?

...Very.

[Okay, maybe he should have phrased that one better.]

Well, what about what human girls like and don't like to hear?

Accessing database. Find information on flirting, love, and anything else related.

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52850132351 files found. Would you like to redefine your request?

I think you are going to need to be more specific.

[He throws up his hands in defeat.

Okay, then let's not talk about humans. Just talk about you. What do you like?

[That's the sort of answer that can't be contained in a file, right?]

I like reading, writing, talking with others, building useful items, finding out new information and traveling.

[ It's contained in a file, sure, but she's willing to give him more to work with. ]

Huh. Sounds...nice.

[A little boring, though.]

What sort of books do you like? Ever consider seeing the movie of the book?

Informational and educational books pertaining to quite a large variety of topics. And, no. I do not see the point in seeing a movie of something when one's imagination can take care of that.

[ Yep, she's very traditional. ]

Well, the thing with movies and fiction is that you can see how other peoples' imaginations works. A good story is always fun now and then.

Can you not do the same by talking about different interpretations?

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puppy_lancer - 2012-09-23 16:18 (UTC) - Expand

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