We pissed in Jason's cornflakes the post the master edition

[nemophila]

Characters: Swaps swaps swaps swaps swaps swaps Everr'booodyyyyyy
Setting: The library, and wherever you want, really, Event Days 3-5
Format: Anything!
Summary: The Let's-Get-Everyone-Back-Into-Their-Bodies post! It's like a party with science! Use this post for the before, during, or after as you please!
Warnings: Mention of needles, possibly violence if people really don't want to get switched back.

On Day 3, the Hacker Team set to work collecting the supplies needed to switch people back, and late on Day 3, a group figured out how to switch everyone back. Over the last few days, they'll try to gather up all the identity-confused people to switch them back before the last day comes and kills 'em all.

Comments

[puppy_lancer]

...Ruler.

[The red lance forms in his hand. He gets into position, looking as if he is about to thrust the spear at her. However, there is a conspicuous lack of any killing intent.]

Come.

[faithstaynight]

[The lack of killing intent is what causes her to merely raise an eyebrow, instead of calling her armor and sword to her.]

Just what are you doing, Lancer?

[puppy_lancer]

Challenging you.

[His voice sounds as flat and tired as it did at the beginning of their conversation. Nothing remains of his usually cheer or bravado.]

Take out your sword, Ruler. Or do you want to be naked before my spear?

[He gets a bit of vitality back at the last line. Heh. Innuendos.]

[faithstaynight]

[She grits her teeth, looking quite offended at his choice of words.]

I refuse. I do not raise my sword for pointless brawling, and I will certainly not entertain a single request of yours. Now stand down - a library is no place to draw your weapon.

[puppy_lancer]

Make me.

[He knows she wants to hit him. This is why he's gonna give her a reason to do it.]

Or do you want a bloodbath?

[As if to back up his words, he makea halfassed attempt to give off some killing intent.]

[faithstaynight]

[Yeah she still looks pretty unamused.]

I am not in the mood for such things now, Lancer. Cease this useless provoking.

[puppy_lancer]

[He thrusts the spear at her, not aiming to hit her, but to narrowly miss.]

Why should I? I've finally got my body back. Could use a good fight.

[faithstaynight]

[Yeah, she's really, really not in the mood, so she doesn't so much as flinch when the spear is thrust close to her face.]

And I would rather not fight. You were not able to respect my personal space during the past few days, so I would greatly appreciate it if you could at least respect this one request of mine.

[puppy_lancer]

[He frowns, and then retracts the spear.]

Look, I was you for a day or so. Or as much as I could be you. And from everything I know, you probably really want to hit me right now.

[He taps the butt of the spear against his head.]

I already said I know nothing can make this up to you, but kicking my ass should at least make you feel better, right?

[faithstaynight]

No, it really wouldn't. It may be a brief moment of satisfaction, but it would do nothing in the long run.

I stand by what I said before. What I truly want is for you to not speak to me after we part ways today.

[puppy_lancer]

Does stewing in your anger do something in the long run then? I know you're a good kid. Hell, you didn't deserve the shit in your life. Or the shit that I put your body through. And you really don't deserve to to suffer for nothing. Can't smack those English assholes for you...but hey, you can smack an asshole right here, right?

[faithstaynight]

[She scowls.] You humiliate me by flaunting your perverse actions in my body, and then you say I "do not deserve it"? If you thought I did not deserve it, then you should have avoided such actions from the very start!

[Her hands curl into fists, but she still doesn't make a move to hit him.]

There is only so much one person can forgive another for. You have crossed a line, and this is the consequence.

[puppy_lancer]

I didn't know!

[Alright, this has managed to get on his nerves as well, and for the first time since the badly done innuendo, he actually sounds like himself.]

I knew shit about you when I first got into your body! And now I know I'm wrong! That's why I'm not saying "forgive me". I'm saying "punch me"! Or hell, kill me, even!

[faithstaynight]

That is no excuse! It does not matter who I am... the only thing that matters is that this body is not yours! You had no right to defile it the way you did!

[Her knuckles are white as she clenches her fists even harder, her nails cutting into her palm....]

And you wish for me to hit you? Then that is even more of a reason to not do so. I will not give you any sort of sick satisfaction from this. In fact, I will take my leave now, I think.

[And she doesn't even give him a chance to protest - she spins on her heel and heads for the staircase.]

[puppy_lancer]

[He watches her go...and then turns around and punches the wall.]

...Bastard!

[It's directed at himself. Dammit, why did he never think any of this through? Why did he always fuck up so badly? Why did it never occur to him that she would be offended at any of this? That she would have "tastes" unlike his?]

Fuck...

[Well, there was yet another good woman who he had failed in some way.]