chronomancer: (♒ what are we living for)
Eridan Ampora ♒ chronicAugustus ([personal profile] chronomancer) wrote in [community profile] towerofanimus2012-10-02 03:36 am

[CLOSED] No one would tell me why

Characters: [AU1] Eridan Ampora ([personal profile] chronomancer ) and [OU] Eridan Ampora ([personal profile] wweh ).
Setting: Floor 7.
Format: [Action]
Summary: Sea trolls are excellent swimmers. Desert trolls, though? Not so much.
Warnings: Lots and lots of swearing. Also queer Aquarius bonding. Kind of.

[Your name is Eridan Ampora and you are a fucking idiot. You're wet and half-drowned and generally hating life a lot. You're also clutching to the side of the pool with all your wits, claws scrapping on the wet surface and not really finding enough traction to pull yourself out. You're also missing your sunglasses and that's kind of not really helping with the whole pissed off and wet and drowning thing.

You think this might actually be the stupidest way you've died, yet. And that's kind of a record, on its own.

You hadn't meant to fall in. Of course you hadn't, you're not that brain damaged. You'd always been smart enough to edge away from the water, it's just that something caught your eye in the depth, a glimmer of something or another, and you leaned in to take a look. And then you kind of lost your balance because it was like standing on a cliff except worse because it's water and honestly, fuck water. You barely managed to half scramble your way against the wall - bounced your head off it, of course - and well. Here you are.

You've also discovered a hitherto unknown property of your scarf: it's fucking heavy as hell when wet.

You hate being wet. You're not meant to be this wet. Ever. It's tiresome and your stupid body keeps trying to sink and you can't really pull yourself up, and you're honestly wondering if you shouldn't just let yourself drown. Except fuck, you nearly drowned already, coming up, and that was the least pleasant thing you've gone through in a very long while. A very good reason for landdwellers who aren't you and thus aren't idiots to keep the fuck away from water.

Have you mentioned you hate water? Because you do. A lot.]
wweh: (yeah wwell)

[personal profile] wweh 2012-10-03 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eridan groans. He goes out of his way to save your ass from drowning and what does he get?]
You're welcome. I didn't have to save you, you know. I could a' just let you drown an' say to know your role, but I didn't.

Besides, I guess I kind a' owed you one.


wweh: (Default)

[personal profile] wweh 2012-10-09 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
I couldn't have someone lookin' like me look so stupid in the water.

[Long, awkward pause. Someone doesn't know how to say you're welcome sincerely...]

You okay?