06 | would that be fair if Messiah came and there was no one there?

[alephbet]

Characters: Aleph and you!
Setting: Meadow floor
Format: Starting with action brackets, will match anything.
Summary: Aleph keeps warm in the cold; unfortunately that means...
Warnings: Dick in a chariot.

[There were certain ways to keep warm in the cold, and building a campfire was tried and true. Aleph wasn't going to argue with that. His hands were cold enough that he wasn't going to waste time with traditional methods, however.

His unconventional methods included Mara. He was, after all, a powerful demon with mighty fire attacks.

Therefore: those who wish to huddle around the campfire on the meadow floor will have to share space with a shivering Aleph, and with the giant penis in a chariot that occasionally blows fire to keep the wood burning.]

Comments

[divinitysoiled]

[Dick]

[In a chariot]

What.

[alephbet]

[Blink.]

If you want to sit down, the fire's going strong.

[divinitysoiled]

[She looked around at the group, her eyes hardening. No, she wouldn't dare. Not with people she doesn't already know want to kill her]

I merely wonder about the demon you have.

[alephbet]

Ah. Mara. He's keeping the fire going, so, if you could put up with his appearance...

[Sigh.]

[divinitysoiled]

... does it come in a smaller size?

[CATARINA. NO.]

[alephbet]

My magnificence can never be diminished.

I don't think so.

[divinitysoiled]

How sad. You look like you could have... other uses.

[Go sit in the corner and think about what you've said, Catarina.]

[alephbet]

...Mara, you know, I've never stopped to think about whether you could actually have sex with anyone with your size. It just didn't occur to me.

[divinitysoiled]

Hmph. I doubt that. It must have been in your thoughts while you destroyed your enemies.

[alephbet]

No, my thoughts were on destroying my enemies and not being destroyed myself.

[divinitysoiled]

[She looked at him with hard distrustful eyes, her stance starting to shift slightly to defensive] Oh?

[alephbet]

I don't really have an interest in sex.

[divinitysoiled]

But you do in destroying things. With demons.

[Demons that would definitely be stronger than her]

[alephbet]

I save people. Unfortunately that includes a lot of fighting.

[divinitysoiled]

Save? Or poke your nose where it doesn't belong?

[alephbet]

Save. It's a Messiah thing.

[divinitysoiled]

Have you ever thought that you might be keeping those who accept their fate from moving to their proper spot?

[alephbet]

You mean 'dead'?

[divinitysoiled]

[She lifted her head slightly, acknowledging it in the positive]

[alephbet]

I help people who ask for my help or clearly don't want to die. I've never encountered anyone who wanted to be dead.

[divinitysoiled]

Then pay closer attention, because some don't want a fucking light good doer godly being to be the one to help them!

[Catarina step back that is not Lauren no stop it think about what you just said]

[alephbet]

Don't call me that.

[Twitch. Mara too looks ready for a fight, as much as Mara can look like anything.]

[divinitysoiled]

Then what are you, helping people like that?!

[alephbet]

I'm a human. Nothing more than that.

[divinitysoiled]

... human. Human, you call yourself. Disgusting.