06 | would that be fair if Messiah came and there was no one there?

[alephbet]

Characters: Aleph and you!
Setting: Meadow floor
Format: Starting with action brackets, will match anything.
Summary: Aleph keeps warm in the cold; unfortunately that means...
Warnings: Dick in a chariot.

[There were certain ways to keep warm in the cold, and building a campfire was tried and true. Aleph wasn't going to argue with that. His hands were cold enough that he wasn't going to waste time with traditional methods, however.

His unconventional methods included Mara. He was, after all, a powerful demon with mighty fire attacks.

Therefore: those who wish to huddle around the campfire on the meadow floor will have to share space with a shivering Aleph, and with the giant penis in a chariot that occasionally blows fire to keep the wood burning.]

Comments

[cullscuttlefish]

[Thanks to the post-flu hallucinations, Feferi was spending most of her time inside the aquarium. But she needed a bit of a break, and the meadow floor was always one of her favorites.

Now, normally, a teenage girl looking at a dick in a chariot in the middle of a meadow might get embarrassed away.

Feferi, on the other hand, attempts to wave hello to it. And to its owner. Though, really, she's more worried about the poor horrorterror who's missing an arm - people figure out ways to warm up. Horrorterrors tend to have stranger ways of getting back at people.

Either way, she's going to approach.]

Are you okay? And, uh. Why do you have a horrorterror's arm in a vehicle?

[alephbet]

I'm all right. Just trying to stay where it's warm. Would you like to sit down?

...what's a horrorterror?

[technologic]

[Even though it was freezing cold and her bad leg had started to make walking difficult, she still liked to go to the meadow, since she found it to be relaxing even with the cold.

She just wasn't expecting to see this as she limped onto the meadow floor. And now she just blinks at the sight of Mara.] ... Aaah, so you actually did it.

[alephbet]

Have a seat, you look like you're freezing and the fire's warm.

[technologic]

[She blinks over at Aleph and shrugs slightly.] I'm not that cold... But, um, thanks.

[So she goes over to take a seat by the fire, wincing slightly before drawing her knees up to her chest.]

[alephbet]

[Aleph is wearing the scarf she gave him, incidentally.]

Have you been all right since we last spoke?

[technologic]

[Which she's a bit surprised about, but she doesn't mention it.]

Besides being kinda cold, I've been okay. I somehow managed to make myself a pair of gloves that aren't fingerless like my usual pair- [Lifts hands that show said gloves she made.] -and I'm working on some other stuff... What about you?

[lightofhumanity]

[While the meadow was frozen over, chaos liked wandering in and helping whoever he saw shivering. However, as he was walking by, he sensed and saw two inhuman things that were sitting by a campfire. On appeared to be a man..the other was a monster that looked like a penis sitting in a chariot. Curious and wanting to help, chaos approached and put a hand on the man's shoulder. If he didn't shake him off, chaos would warm him up with his power, and the effect would last for three hours. If he shook him off, nothing would happen.]

That is quite an interesting creature. Might I ask what it is?

[alephbet]

[Aleph looked up but didn't shake him off.]

That's Mara, one of my demons.

[Mara nodded his 'head' in greeting.]

[lightofhumanity]

[Since he didn't shake him off, chaos used his power and warmed the man before removing his hand. chaos nodded at Mara.]

It is nice to meet you too, Mara. I admit, I am curious. Mara, in my world, is the name for an Indian female demon in one religion. If you are aware of what I am speaking of, may I ask why this demon shares the same name?

[alephbet]

Thank you.

Demons share the names of many gods and goddesses, figures from human legend, and things like that. I don't know what religion you mean, though. And this Mara is male.

[lightofhumanity]

Oh, don't mention it. We all need a little help sometimes. I'm just glad I can help.

[chaos nodded. So, this mans world was different in that way.]

I see. May I ask why that is? And the religion I am referring to is called Buddhism. I suppose it does not exist in your world though..not that that is a bad thing. And it is quite obvious that this Mara is masculine.

[A little joke on chaos's part.]

[divinitysoiled]

[Dick]

[In a chariot]

What.

[alephbet]

[Blink.]

If you want to sit down, the fire's going strong.

[divinitysoiled]

[She looked around at the group, her eyes hardening. No, she wouldn't dare. Not with people she doesn't already know want to kill her]

I merely wonder about the demon you have.

[alephbet]

Ah. Mara. He's keeping the fire going, so, if you could put up with his appearance...

[Sigh.]

[divinitysoiled]

... does it come in a smaller size?

[CATARINA. NO.]

I'm not even the remotest bit sorry

[hellacious]

[Not a lot of things weird Sis out.

She's seen a lot- from massive game constructed enemies to lands made out of metal and magma, to just about every kind of fetish porn on the market. So the fact that she hits the meadow floor and is immediately overcome with a burning sense of 'N O P E' probably says a lot.

Not as much as her mouth, which she doesn't mean to open but does anyway in order to blurt-]

...I've seen too many animes to like where this could be going already.

[Striders. Seriously.]

Not sure what's weirder- that that thing exists, or that it exists and it's breathing fire while in a chariot.

[It's a lot to have to deal with at once honestly.]

[alephbet]

That's Mara. It's a demon, and it's not going to have sex with anything.

[Facepalm.]

[hellacious]

See, you say that.

[She strides a little closer in a slow swagger despite what she says next.]

But then you also prefaced that with 'it's a demon'. So you can see why I'm a little iffy on that.

[alephbet]

I summon lots of demons. It's what I do. Most of them don't look like genitalia.

[Who's his most normal looking... right. He summons his Lilim.]

It's freezing out here! [She shivers.]

[firstofthefallen]

[Hey Aleph. Your buddy Lucifer is stopping by, which isn't particularly different from any other day.

What is is the fact that he's taken the angelic form he took when he fought alongside you against God instead of his usual human disguise. He looks over at the demon and smirks.]

Practical, I suppose.

Keeping warm, Aleph?

[alephbet]

As much as I can. Come and sit awhile, my friend.

[firstofthefallen]

[And he will. He doesn't need the heat, but Aleph's company is the only company he cares that much for. That he cherishes.]

You seem in good health, unlike most of those in the Tower as present.

[alephbet]

I'd say something about having a good constitution, but with the tower I don't think that has too much to do with it. It's probably just luck.