06 | would that be fair if Messiah came and there was no one there?

[alephbet]

Characters: Aleph and you!
Setting: Meadow floor
Format: Starting with action brackets, will match anything.
Summary: Aleph keeps warm in the cold; unfortunately that means...
Warnings: Dick in a chariot.

[There were certain ways to keep warm in the cold, and building a campfire was tried and true. Aleph wasn't going to argue with that. His hands were cold enough that he wasn't going to waste time with traditional methods, however.

His unconventional methods included Mara. He was, after all, a powerful demon with mighty fire attacks.

Therefore: those who wish to huddle around the campfire on the meadow floor will have to share space with a shivering Aleph, and with the giant penis in a chariot that occasionally blows fire to keep the wood burning.]

Comments

[hellacious]

See, you say that.

[She strides a little closer in a slow swagger despite what she says next.]

But then you also prefaced that with 'it's a demon'. So you can see why I'm a little iffy on that.

[alephbet]

I summon lots of demons. It's what I do. Most of them don't look like genitalia.

[Who's his most normal looking... right. He summons his Lilim.]

It's freezing out here! [She shivers.]

[hellacious]

Shit, this all just got about eighty percent more hentai.

[But she's snickering a little, and settles near the fire, watching Lilim out of the corner of her eye. Thankfully, her shades hide that, so the direction of her gaze is more or less ambiguous.]

You know, the term 'demon' might not be the wisest one to use if you don't want people freaking out about 'em.

[alephbet]

It's the correct term. I'm not sure what else to call them - there's 'minion' but they don't really like that.

[Lilim nods, curling her tail around her to try to keep warm.]

[hellacious]

[An idle shrug.]

Straight up 'summons' might work, cause otherwise I gotta say. 'Demon' ain't a real human-friendly term, most places.

[alephbet]

Summons it is.

[Aleph smiles a bit, goodnaturedly.] I'm Aleph. Thanks for the advice.

[hellacious]

Sis.

[A slight inclination of her head, cap tipped up by one finger.]

Consider it a freebie this time- I don't hand out all this sweet-ass wisdom for free every day.

[alephbet]

Nice to meet you, Sis.

So normally I have to pay? I don't have a lot of money on me to pay with - what else do you take as currency?

[hellacious]

'Pay' is kind of a loosely-operating word. Actual money need not actually be involved.

[alephbet]

So... barter?

[hellacious]

Could put it that way, yeah.

[alephbet]

I don't have much that's useful.

[hellacious]

Don't necessarily gotta be stuff- it's just gotta be useful.

[alephbet]

Sparring? Demon bodyguards?

[hellacious]

Either of those might work, honestly.

[alephbet]

I'll remember that for next time.