sacred_flamer: (LHL: Luke x sword = OTP)
Luke fon Fabre ([personal profile] sacred_flamer) wrote in [community profile] towerofanimus2012-12-19 05:56 pm

A'huntin we will go~

Characters: Luke fon Fabre and YOU
Setting: Floor Six (until he realizes how dangerous it is), and then Floor Thirty-Two.
Format: You decide.
Summary: Luke needs warmer clothes and something other than nutrition bars to eat. Naturally, this leads to so much fail.
Warnings: Luke. Failing. AT EVERYTHING.

[There was a soft rustle from the underbrush on floor six, and if you looked closely, you might see a head of red hair snooping around. He's being surprisingly quiet for one so loud, and if you stick around long enough, you'll get to see why.]

[There's a few deer lurking around, minding their own business, and Luke is heading straight for them. He keeps himself quiet, waiting... and then he leaps from his hiding place, sword brandished and eyes squeezed shut as he aims to behead one of the deer...!]

[...but the deer are having none of that. One with a medium size rack of antlers snapped its head toward Luke, baring its teeth and letting out a dangerous, not-very-deer-like growl. He somehow fumbled in mid-air, landing on his butt as the other deer turned on him, letting out similar noises. A startled, "Meep!" escaped from him as he scooted back on his behind, before finally flailing up to his feet.]

[This was the second batch that did that! This was so not a nice forest!]

[Later on, on floor thirty-six, you'll get to see him doing much of the same... with the same amount of success. Clearly, Luke fails at this whole "hunting" thing, and needs a mentor (or someone to mock him).]
facedthetruth: (That's of no concern to me.)

[personal profile] facedthetruth 2012-12-20 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Anything beyond the capabilities of an un-augmented human are suppressed on this floor, including those brought about through technology or unusual heritage.

*It's a bit more obvious when you can normally leap over buildings and cut through solid steel.*
facedthetruth: (How interesting.)

[personal profile] facedthetruth 2012-12-20 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
In other words, that pitiful display just now truly is the best that you're capable of.
facedthetruth: (That's of no concern to me.)

[personal profile] facedthetruth 2012-12-20 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
If that's how you attack, I doubt your target makes much difference.
facedthetruth: (That's of no concern to me.)

[personal profile] facedthetruth 2012-12-20 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Some things can be gathered by simple observation. *Cough cough.*
facedthetruth: (How interesting.)

[personal profile] facedthetruth 2012-12-20 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
*He just chuckles through the coughing.*

Well then, I'll be looking forward to your attempt to prove me wrong. But first, you'll want to do something about that weapon of yours.
facedthetruth: (How interesting.)

Oh hey, I know you! *Ads!Ulqui-mun.*

[personal profile] facedthetruth 2012-12-20 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh really? An impressive feat, to know the skills of everyone in this tower.
facedthetruth: (How interesting.)

Small internet XD

[personal profile] facedthetruth 2012-12-20 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Then should I blame the fact that you weren't aware that I've been known to craft my own blades on my recent arrival?
facedthetruth: (That's of no concern to me.)

[personal profile] facedthetruth 2012-12-20 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
*He's just amused, sorry.*

Since it's a pity to see a swordsman hampered by an inadequate weapon, I might consider reaching an agreement regarding either repairing that or replacing it with something intact.
facedthetruth: (That's of no concern to me.)

[personal profile] facedthetruth 2012-12-20 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
The next time our hosts decide to deprive us of proper food, I'll expect your assistance in making up for their shortcomings.
facedthetruth: (How interesting.)

[personal profile] facedthetruth 2012-12-20 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you think I'm asking for this later instead of this month? You claim you'll improve, so this will just provide you with incentive not to be lazy.
facedthetruth: (That's of no concern to me.)

[personal profile] facedthetruth 2012-12-20 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Then it shouldn't be a problem for you, now should it?
facedthetruth: (How interesting.)

[personal profile] facedthetruth 2012-12-20 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
*He smirks, then coughs some more.*

In that case, I shouldn't have to worry about you disappointing me when it comes time for you to hold up your end of the bargain.