Luke fon Fabre (
sacred_flamer) wrote in
towerofanimus2012-12-19 05:56 pm
A'huntin we will go~
Characters: Luke fon Fabre and YOU
Setting: Floor Six (until he realizes how dangerous it is), and then Floor Thirty-Two.
Format: You decide.
Summary: Luke needs warmer clothes and something other than nutrition bars to eat. Naturally, this leads to so much fail.
Warnings: Luke. Failing. AT EVERYTHING.
[There was a soft rustle from the underbrush on floor six, and if you looked closely, you might see a head of red hair snooping around. He's being surprisingly quiet for one so loud, and if you stick around long enough, you'll get to see why.]
[There's a few deer lurking around, minding their own business, and Luke is heading straight for them. He keeps himself quiet, waiting... and then he leaps from his hiding place, sword brandished and eyes squeezed shut as he aims to behead one of the deer...!]
[...but the deer are having none of that. One with a medium size rack of antlers snapped its head toward Luke, baring its teeth and letting out a dangerous, not-very-deer-like growl. He somehow fumbled in mid-air, landing on his butt as the other deer turned on him, letting out similar noises. A startled, "Meep!" escaped from him as he scooted back on his behind, before finally flailing up to his feet.]
[This was the second batch that did that! This was so not a nice forest!]
[Later on, on floor thirty-six, you'll get to see him doing much of the same... with the same amount of success. Clearly, Luke fails at this whole "hunting" thing, and needs a mentor (or someone to mock him).]
Setting: Floor Six (until he realizes how dangerous it is), and then Floor Thirty-Two.
Format: You decide.
Summary: Luke needs warmer clothes and something other than nutrition bars to eat. Naturally, this leads to so much fail.
Warnings: Luke. Failing. AT EVERYTHING.
[There was a soft rustle from the underbrush on floor six, and if you looked closely, you might see a head of red hair snooping around. He's being surprisingly quiet for one so loud, and if you stick around long enough, you'll get to see why.]
[There's a few deer lurking around, minding their own business, and Luke is heading straight for them. He keeps himself quiet, waiting... and then he leaps from his hiding place, sword brandished and eyes squeezed shut as he aims to behead one of the deer...!]
[...but the deer are having none of that. One with a medium size rack of antlers snapped its head toward Luke, baring its teeth and letting out a dangerous, not-very-deer-like growl. He somehow fumbled in mid-air, landing on his butt as the other deer turned on him, letting out similar noises. A startled, "Meep!" escaped from him as he scooted back on his behind, before finally flailing up to his feet.]
[This was the second batch that did that! This was so not a nice forest!]
[Later on, on floor thirty-six, you'll get to see him doing much of the same... with the same amount of success. Clearly, Luke fails at this whole "hunting" thing, and needs a mentor (or someone to mock him).]

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Our last option is to ask Colonel Jade for help.
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Do you really want to ask Jade for help?
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Why don't you want his help? I suppose being a fonist is his strength, but he's suited for melee combat as well.
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...it's Jade.
[He will never be able to survive his mocking and teasing and oh god, Tear, why would you want to do that to him?]
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[Luke scrunched his face up, trying to think.]
...outside of borrowing your staff? Not really. I wouldn't want to leave you with just your knives anyway.
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...We should ask Jade.
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...all right.
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She picked up their one hide and supplies.]
Where do you think he is?
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[Like he even needed to think on how to make people's lives miserable. Luke let out a sigh.]
Jade usually pops up when we least expect him anyway.
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Maybe the library.
[After all, it kind of resembled his office... with book piles all over.]
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[...though that sounded too helpful to be something Jade would do.]
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[COME ON toward the stairs~ It's only a few floors down!]
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Jade can be found with piles of neatly stacked and organized books surrounding him, a few open on the table he's at. It looked like he was cross referencing something and writing it down on a piece of paper with chicken-scratch writing. Whatever he's doing, he's been doing it for a bit now.]
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Oy. Hey Jade.
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Colonel, we would like to request your help.