towerofanimus | [OPEN] I guess that I don't need that though

Characters: [AU1] Eridan Ampora and OPEN!
Setting: Workshop.
Format: Starting with Action, but I'll match you.
Summary: Nearly fifty years later and Eridan still sucks at this sewing thing.
Warnings: Heavy handed sexual innuendo, attempts to make your characters uncomfortable, lewd bad jokes, Eridan being as trigger-happy with that gun as ever. Also Eridan being the troll-equivalent of a vampire, so expect him to glow if startled and shamelessly ask if he can bite your characters.

[There's a jadeblood sitting on a workbench, struggling with thread, needle and a really long, red coat. He's grumbling at it, squinting between each stitch and occasionally growling ferally at it. Sunglasses stuck on his hair, which is still black and green, Eridan seems to be slightly absorbed with his task. The short sleeve tshirt he's wearing is not very well suited for the cold, at least not without his coat, but he doesn't seem to mind. He's no longer wearing his sign on it, as it's just plain black with a small detail in yellow lines near the hem. His sign is now on his pants, black as well, stitched in jade along the lower part of his right leg. Shame the whole thing is dirty and slightly stained by blood and things you probably don't want to know the origin of. Rifle is, as always, resting by his side, an easy snatch away.]

Every fuckin' time, I swear...

[He shakes the whole thing in frustration, as he's once again, stabbed the underside of a claw with that needle. You'd think he'd be better at this, given how long he's been here. But nope. Some things just never change.]

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I know you didn't just take a jab at my height.

I'd never dare.

[He always dares.]

Sure you wouldn't.

[ no, seriously. Karkat is pretty sensitive about the height issue. 8(

at least it's nice to know that he can probably beat Eridan in some sort of hand to hand strife. ]

[Of course Karkat would win on any fight against Eridan. For one thing, because Eridan knows damn better than to even try to raise a hand against the guy.]

C'mon, nubbyhorns, don't give me that look.

[He leers a little.]

Could give me a snack, though, if you're in the mood.

[ which is not fair at all and Karkat still isn't able to get Gamzee to stop threatening people on his behalf from time to time. 8| ]

Like what.

[ not being baited by that innuendo. then it dawns on him and he rolls his eyes. ]

Let me think about that. No.

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[To be fair, in Eridan's case it has less to do with Gamzee threatening so much as asking. He doesn't find Gamzee all that threatening or scary anyway.]

But I'm hungry.

[Let him whine, then. He knows you love whining.]

My blood's off limits. I need that shit in me, thank you very fucking much.

Aww, c'mon, Kar. Just a sip.

And go back to wearing turtlenecks for a few days?

You're hilarious.

Doesn't have to be the neck...

[He's doing the puppy eyes, c'mon.]

Like the arm or a leg is any better!?

Easier to cover, at least~

Wow. Does "no" mean nothing to you?

"Eri, I clearly don't know what's best for me, why don't you take the wheel and do your magic"?

[ just this. ]

[Yeah, excuse Eridan while he melts down in laughter. You're too easy, Karkat, he can't help it.]

[ kicking you in the shin, broski. ]

Dipshit...

You love me anyway.

[Smirking~]

I'm leaving you to your failed craft...

Aww, don't be like that. Aren't gonna give me even a nibble?

If I did, then I'd have to tell Gamzee.

...yeeeah, okay no.

[Eridan winces.]

Especially not since last time.

[ pauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse. ]

What did he do.

[Eridan flinches.]

He didn't do anything. I got a little carried away.

[He offers a wry smile.]

Sorry about that.

Eridan. What happened. I already let the fact you two have some psychotic bond slide. Don't make me regret that more than I already do.

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