Down the Hatch

[terreifying]

Characters: [AU1] Rei and you!
Setting: cafeteria, July 4
Format: anything goes
Summary: Rei hosts a hotdog eating competition
Warnings: none yet except for descriptions of Rei's eating.

[Today, starting from lunchtime, diners might notice something odd about the cafeteria. Rei had pushed several tables together and covered them with piles of hot dogs. Chairs surrounded the tables and a crayon sign, standing out from all the hot dogs, was in the center of the tables.]



[And Rei herself was sitting in one of the chairs. She was already gulping down hot dogs at the rate of one per mouthful. Her mouth was seemingly distended to show a gaping maw and white teeth too many in number to belong in a human mouth.]

[Indeed, if anyone takes up the challenge, it might be a formidable one...]

Comments

[terreifying]

Oh. I wonder if they have videos...they did have them for Aceman.

[hemoeroticism]

How should I know? I did what I did for the Wretched Egg out of love. After all... just like before, I'm here for her, and Woodpecker isn't. ✩

[terreifying]

I think she's very glad you are. Having a close friend from home makes everything better.

[hemoeroticism]

Heh... yeah, I guess she would be happy about that, wouldn't she?

[ Too bad Ganta isn't here to hear that one. ] Don't worry. My love is the only love she needs. ✩

[terreifying]

I dunno. She has other friends, doesn't she? I mean, it's fine to have one really good best friend, but everyone needs more than just one friend.

[hemoeroticism]

Oh, she does. It's hard not to love Shiro, I'll even admit that. But from her own world? It's just me, here.

[terreifying]

Mm, yeah. You'd definitely be that one special friend that nobody can replace ever.

[hemoeroticism]

Aha, aww, how sweet of you. ✩

[terreifying]

[She smiles, but looks sad. This is all making her miss Shinji and the others a lot.]