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[frilliance]

Characters: Miles Edgeworth and you!
Setting: Media room, afternoon
Format: Action but I'll match.
Summary: Edgeworth regained some Steel Samurai DVDs and is trying (and failing) to watch them in peace.
Warnings: None yet.

[So, guys, when you walk into the media room, you will see some figure wrapped in some blanket, sitting on one of the couches, watching what looks like some children’s show. It involves some tin-looking man with a spear fighting some dude in purple. With silly stunts and special effects and stuff. With the tin man shouting things like “Samurai punch!,” and “Samurai chop!” and the dude in purple either making trademark evil villain laughs or going, "Curse you, Steel Samurai!"

And no, the guy in the blanket is totally not Edgeworth. And no, he has totally not wrapped the blanket all over himself to make it look like a cloak. And no, he totally has not used some piece of string to keep the ‘cloak’ from slipping.

And no, he does not pull the cloak over his face every time someone enters the room so that nobody recognises him.

You are all clearly delusional.]

Comments

[notsogrimreaper]

Really? Then exactly what is going on, if it's not you watching your favourite TV show? In costume, no less!

[frilliance]

Wh-what? This isn't a costume! It's to make sure no one sees m-

[And he stops right there, realising his mistake.]

[notsogrimreaper]

[...Give him a minute to stop laughing, okay?]

Oh? Do your disguises always look this cheesy? You look like a typical movie villain.

[frilliance]

[Unfortunately, the administrators had not been kind enough to give Edgeworth his old grey coat, his fake beard, his hat and his dark glasses which he would specifically use to go to Steel Samurai live shows so he had to make do with what he could find in the tower.]

I...I.....

[And his eyes harden into a very stern glare.] Ryoji, if you dare tell anyone what you have just witnessed, I will make sure that you live to regret it. [SOMEHOW..]