08 | your blood drool attracts the flies

[scentofmakai]

Characters: Zett Takajo and you!
Setting: 58, 29, 13, Wildcard.
Format: Actionspam, will switch to match.
Summary: Zett spends the day in his demonic (belzebul) form. He practices flying, hangs around the hedge maze, sings an irreverent song in the church, and at night goes monster hunting.
Warnings: Violence towards monsters or people possible. Irreverence towards churches.

[A: floor fifty-eight, day]
[Tall floors mean flying practice, and Zett takes advantage of the full height of the floor, flying in complicated arcs and loops in a way that would probably be very impressive if you could ignore the hanging corpses above him.

Maybe you can ignore that. Your call.

When he feels like he's done enough, he reclines against a wall for a bit.]

[B: floor twenty-nine, day]
[Since Zett can just fly over the hedge maze, he enjoys this floor and its lovely plants. He can be found stopping to smell the roses, or if someone seems to be having trouble with the maze itself-]

Need a hint?

[-he'll be a good Samaritan.]

[C: floor thirteen, day]
[Demons in his world aren't actually hurt by churches, so he's just going to stretch out on one of the pews.

He won't actively bother anybody praying, but if it doesn't look like anyone is...]

Old Noah was mucking the Ark out one day when he heard a great shriek from the neighboring stall, said he to poor Ham who was hugging his loins, "Ah, the hedgehog, my boy, can't be buggered at all"~

[Obviously he has tons of respect for sanctity.]

[D: any floor that doesn't null powers, night]
[While it is strange for monsters to fight each other, you'd be forgiven for believing the giant fly-person shooting lightning to be another monster. If you're going hunting, too, or he's distracted you might even get an attack in before he greets you with a] Hey!

[Whether you assume he's a monster or not, he's certainly a sight. Most common enemies don't stand much of a chance.]

Comments

[belzebul]

Don't look at me like that. I wouldn't expose kids to that kind of raunchy song, especially not Yotsuba.

Yeah, I was. I think that was also the day I started calling Enoch 'uncle'.

[He had a complicated reason for it at the time involving family trees in different universes, but now it's more of 'I like him and you can't stop me from saying it'.]

[brbtalkingtogod]

Just getting sure. But that's good to know or I would have needed to have a serious talk with you.

[But as long as Zett wouldn't do such a thing it's all fine.]

How long ago is it...

[Lucifel tries to remember how long it's been... but he has difficulties with doing so. Him not traveling through time however he liked it is still something he isn't used to.]

[belzebul]

It was a Zo month because he had trouble with the weather, so... [Zett counts briefly under his breath, then announces with confidence.] About nine months ago.

[brbtalkingtogod]

Nine months.

[So much time had passed?]

[belzebul]

It seems like a little shorter than that...

[brbtalkingtogod]

Time flies...

[Pun not intended.]

[belzebul]

I'll try not to be annoyed about the pun.

[brbtalkingtogod]

What pun?

[belzebul]

The fly pun.

[brbtalkingtogod]

I didn't make any puns.

[Does he look like the kind of person to make puns?]

[belzebul]

[...yes?]

Whatever you say.

[brbtalkingtogod]

It's not my fault if you take it as a pun.

[belzebul]

It kind of is...

[brbtalkingtogod]

[It wasn't his intention Zett, really.]

Anyways...

[belzebul]

Something else to say?

[brbtalkingtogod]

[Actually, there is something else...]

Enoch shouldn't hear about Noah and his ark. Even if that's a future that might not happen in our world.

[belzebul]

Alright. I won't sing that in front of him.

[Even if he doesn't know why.]

[brbtalkingtogod]

It's not about the song... Oh well, just make sure he won't hear of that person.

[It would be a bit of an explanation, were he to tell Zett.]

[belzebul]

I won't talk about him at all, but can I ask why not?

[brbtalkingtogod]

[... Why?]

I spoke of a future that might not happen in our world, haven't I? Let's me just say that Noah is related to him by blood... and that he will have to deal with the flood Enoch tries to stop from happening in our world.

I don't want Enoch to think of such a possibility.

[belzebul]

...yeah, I bet you don't. Nobody likes thinking of failing.

[brbtalkingtogod]

He shouldn't be under more pressure than he already is.

[And even if the chances for this happening in Enoch's world were slim, and that the Enoch in his world had succeeded, it was still a possibility.]

[belzebul]

I'd like it if he got to take a nice long break after this.

[brbtalkingtogod]

Yeah... a vacation will certainly be in need after all of this.

[belzebul]

...All the vacation spots I know have demons in them.