Hats, hats, hats!

[spacehipster]

Characters: The Doctor and YOU
Setting: the cafeteria
Format: Lights, camera, action!
Summary: The Doctor is making paper hats.
No, really.
You know you want one.
Warnings: The hats are so cool you might not be able to handle it. Brace yourself.

[Sitting alone at one of the tables in the cafeteria, a grown man is folding a piece of paper. The entire table he is sitting at is covered with identical sheets of paper.

What on earth is he doing?]

Comments

[spacehipster]

Well, you've got one now. Do you need help putting it on?

OOC: EXCUSE TO USE NEW ICON YAY. Also: brb, dying of laughter.

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

[What. Is that an insult? He's taking that as an insult. There's no way to tell with this guy.]

...no.

[And he puts it on, still looking distinctly unimpressed with the Doctor. The fact that "WHAT THE HELL. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WEARING A PAPER HAT" is not lost on him, mind you. As a matter of fact his mind is telling him that right now. But he kind of doesn't care right now because he's not stupid, he just doesn't own a hat.]

fffffffffff XD

[spacehipster]

That's good. I wouldn't want anyone to be unable to wear a hat. Brilliant things, hats. They can make one look so much cooler than you'd think possible. An impressive feat. I do wish River would stop shooting mine. Thinks she's so hot with her "hello, sweetie" and "it wouldn't make that noise if you turned the parking breaks off." She's just jealous that my TARDIS only makes that noise for me.

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

[Over the course of the Doctor's charming monologue, Ienzo has miraculously regained control of his face (which means, he is back to being a stoic little herpaderp), and has also taken off the hat and set it on the table in front of him. Really. He... does not like that hat. Or any hat for that matter.]

...what exactly is a 'tardis'?

[spacehipster]

Time And Relative Dimension In Space. Time machine. Type 40. Incredibly sexy. Always takes me when and where I need to be, my old girl.

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

...i see. [And he does. He caught all of that. As a matter of fact, he's more interested in the concept of a machine which can somehow invoke magical properties -- because obviously temporal magic would be what moves it through time. Right?]

[Well. This Doctor fellow is a very interesting individual.]

[spacehipster]

Do you?

[He raises an eyebrow, and goes back to hat making.

You'd be surprised how real his paper stetson looks]

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

[Well okay maybe not allll of it... Ienzo drops his gaze to the floor. Or rather, the table.]

[He then commences eyeing the assorted colors and patterns of paper (as well as the hat offered to him a short time ago). As can be expected, he has zero paper hat making skill so obviously he can't do anything with them, but...]

[spacehipster]

Do you want me to teach you?

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

...about what? the tardis?[Oh god he better not be talking about hats again.]

[spacehipster]

No, hats.

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

[DAMMIT]

...no. i know what hats are... i just don't own any.

[spacehipster]

No, no, no, no. You misunderstand.

Paper hats!

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

...what about them?

[Congratulations, Doc, you have successfully completely lost him. He is fighting valiantly to keep the confusion off of his face.]

[spacehipster]

I'll teach you how to make them, if you want.

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

w-well...

[And once again courtesy gets the better of him.]

...alright... thank you.

[spacehipster]

Watch closely.

[Makes a Stetson within the minute and puts it on his head]

Got it?

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

...no.

[The Doctor is the best teacher. So good that no one can comprehend his wonderful teachings.]

[spacehipster]

Oh. Right. Human. I forgot.

[Goes VERY slowly this time]

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

[Okay, that's... somewhat better. After waiting patiently for the Doctor to finish his extreeeeeemely slooooooooow tutorial, Ienzo took another paper from the table and started to follow suit. All things considered, he was doing fairly well with remembering the steps, though he took way too long making sure that the paper was folded exactly down the middle and things like that.]

[spacehipster]

Excellent work! You're a natural!

[TWO THUMBS UP]

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

[Somehow, he doubted that.]

...thank you.

[spacehipster]

You're very welcome...

Hn. I need to come up with a good nickname. I'll get back to you on that.

[tempustemporum.livejournal.com]

[Nickname? ...Oh god he forgot to introduce himself didn't he. Dangit.]

...my name is ienzo... you're free to use that... if you like.

[Okay kid, you can stop channeling Fluttershy now.]