Infighting Week One

[animusmods]

Characters: any character participating in the Infighting event
Setting: pods, week one of the event
Format: any
Summary: All week one Infighting event threads should go in here, to keep things organized.
Warnings: horror, trauma, experiment results, impossible geometry, cabin fever

[Group Information]
Dax's Pod
Riki's Pod
Jason's Pod
End of Week One

Comments

[hystericull]

[Gamzee curled his lip. Tch.]

Well happy fuckin' day for you, you little piece of shit. Whatever they all be doin' to us can't be as much motherfuckin' torture as havin' that grating fuckin' voice of yours filling the fuck up outta my hear ducts.

[morituramfides]

Trust me, my tear ducts are swellin' havin' to look at your stupid mug myself. You lose a battle with the Easter bunny or something?

[aka Nice hair. On the plus side, Gamzee's officially provoking him enough for Jin to put aside how unsettled he was in favor of making fun of him!!]

[hystericull]

[Don't make fun of his bitchin' hair, bro!!!]

...The fuck is a motherfucking Easter bunny.

[morituramfides]

[He will make fun of it all he wants, tyvm.]

It's a giant rabbit that goes around shitting eggs out for kids to find in neon pastel colors like the trainwreck on your head.

[MOST. DEADPAN. VOICE.]

[hystericull]

[...]

That's all the dumbest motherfucking thing I've ever fuckin' heard in my life. The fuck is wrong with you pink bitches!?

[morituramfides]

I dunno you tell me. You're the only pink bitch I see here.

[hystericull]

[SPAZZING INSIDE.]

Don't even motherfucking start with a brother, motherfucker. The shit perched on your nug ain't no motherfuckin' different than what's the brightness I all got.

[morituramfides]

[Loling inside.]

Pretty sure blue is different than pink. You guys colorblind too? I guess that'd explain a lot, actually....

[hystericull]

((You really don't have to continue this it's like over a month old wow NEVER ATTEMPTING TO BE ORGANIZED AGAIN.))

I ain't fuckin' colorblind!!! I can see that motherfucking atrocity on your head just for what's it motherfucking is!

[morituramfides]

(BACKTAGS INTO ETERNITY)

Can you even see with all that cotton candy crap in your eyes?

[Pointedly ignoring half the sentence, yes.]

[hystericull]

[FACE IS ALMOST PRESSED AGAINST THE DIVIDER NOW OKOK.]

Enough to recognize your janky-ass motherfuckin' mug. An' that's makin' a brother wish he was all fuckin' blind as it is.

[morituramfides]

[If this weren't such a shitty situation, he'd probably be chuckling derisively at Gamzee's attempt to push his face through the divider.]

Like I said, maybe he'll be nice enough to cut your eyes out. Or maybe I could borrow one of his scalpels and do it for you.

jin baby, no...

[hystericull]

[FUCK. This kid was driving him up the fucking wall! He had half a mind to just punch the shit out of said wall, actually. Maybe it would magically hit Jin in the damn face.]

And ruin this motherfucking masterpiece?

[Motioning to his own face, Gamzee chose instead to grind his teeth, working out his frustration and attempting to calm himself with more inane banter.]

can't stop won't stop

[morituramfides]

Sure, if you call bulldozing an abandoned building ruining a masterpiece.

[Shru~ug~]