Infighting Week One

[animusmods]

Characters: any character participating in the Infighting event
Setting: pods, week one of the event
Format: any
Summary: All week one Infighting event threads should go in here, to keep things organized.
Warnings: horror, trauma, experiment results, impossible geometry, cabin fever

[Group Information]
Dax's Pod
Riki's Pod
Jason's Pod
End of Week One

Comments

[knightime]

Probably the witty protag female who spends the entirety of her time surrounded by idiots. Oh look, I basically explained what you probably already gone through. Congratulations, you are now playing yourself.

[restitchtime]

Finally, a fucking role that I can do justice. Took them long enough to figure it out.

[knightime]

It only took kidnapping us into some ugly ass pods. They're a little slow on the uptake I guess.

[restitchtime]

Hey, at least they're willing to learn. Some fuckers can never get things through their thick skulls.

[knightime]

Who's to say they won't totally backstab. Just because they learn, doesn't mean it sticks. And seeing as Jason is a one trick pony, I'm not sure he's going to really learn.

[restitchtime]

That's fine, too. Just means you keep applying the negative reinforcement every time he fucks up.

[negative like 'leg breaking' negative]

[knightime]

Of course. I should just go tell him to knock it off. This isn't how you make friends. Pigtail pulling was acceptable. Performing surgeries on us is not the quickest way to get us to like you.

How dare I assume he only did it because it was negatively reinforced. Let me just politely tell him that he can change. He can be a better man.

[restitchtime]

Yeah, christ. Your shitty reactions are probably why he thinks that pulling this crap is the best way to get himself elected as Mr. Popular.

[knightime]

I'll be sure to inform him that everyone thinks he's that creepy fucker who collects hair and smells it in the back of the room. Maybe he'll start making some decent life changing decisions then.

[restitchtime]

Or hang himself. Either one works out for what we're gunning for, really.

[knightime]

For some reason, I doubt he's into offing himself. That would mean he's actually helpful.

[restitchtime]

He doesn't have to be into it to do it. It could be one of those take one for the team bullshit things that he doesn't have a choice about.

[knightime]

The thought of him kicking and screaming like a two year old as he's dragged off to his demise is fairly tempting. You make a hard bargain.

[restitchtime]

No reason not to. You don't fucking get what you want if you don't work for it a little.

[knightime]

Only if I get to drag him by the leg. I like to see him try to claw his way out fruitlessly. Thanks.

[restitchtime]

I guess that I can let you do that just the one time. Just don't expect it to happen again.

[knightime]

I'll record it so I can always playback to it when my leg dragging needs ever start rearing their ugly heads.

[restitchtime]

Finally, somebody fucking thinks ahead. You'll go far with foresight into your future urges like that.

[knightime]

Maybe I was meant to be a seer. See the future or make shitty predictions. Actually, no, that's a terrible idea. Fuck that.

[restitchtime]

Please, a teaspoon of common sense doesn't entitle you to ultimate vision into the vast clusterfuck that is paradox space. If it did then half the known universe would've gone crazy with knowledge of the truth or whatever.

[knightime]

I wouldn't want it anyways. It sounds like crap, to be honest. I'd know the most mundane stuff like when I'm going to take a crap in the next ten hours or something equally dissatisfying.

[restitchtime]

I don't know, that sounds just about your speed. Anything more than that'd be a little too much work for your sorry ass.

[knightime]

Your underestimating the amount of bullshit I can handle.

Just because I don't want to deal with it doesn't mean I can't handle it, thank you very much. I got a wind up knob in my fucking chest.

[restitchtime]

Didn't need the kiddy toy accessory to know that you're tightly wound, douchebag. Try again.

[knightime]

Like you're one to talk about being tightly wounded. Pot calling the kettle black.