Idiots abound

[mustlovedogs]

Characters: Leon tsunball and Mondo mustlovedogs
Setting: The cafeteria
Summary: A strategy meeting between idiots. And also everything awkward.
Warnings: Leon and Mondo.

[With apparently no food, clearly everyone should step aside and let the real men handle things. ...Ie. just go looking around the cafeteria for nonexistent food. There has to be some somewhere in there, right? There's no way they would be left without anything. Not only that, but with Monobear planning things, they're definitely in trouble.]

Hey, Kuwata, you find anything?

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[tsunball]

[ o.. kay.. Mondo.. that's not really what Leon was concerned with, having girls around is always a good thing after all (even if some of them are crazy) but fine, whatever you want.. ]

.. Speaking about girls.. [ girls always make him moodswing, clearly. ] Did you notice yet that Enoshima appeared in this place too?

[mustlovedogs]

[wow Leon, way to 180 there...]

Oh.

Yeah, that's right, saw her beating at the window.

[tsunball]

[ > implying he doesn't moodswing like an emotionally volatile girl on pms ]

.. And?! That's all you have to say about it, Oowada? [ nothing about how nice it is to have a hot chick joining the ranks?! are you dating Chihiro for real after all?! ]

[mustlovedogs]

[Oh, right, you got me there...]

Aa? What d'you want me to say?

[tsunball]

C'mon, if Fujisaki's not your type after all, then surely Enoshima is, right?

But I'm getting first dibs here!

[mustlovedogs]

What do 'types' got to do with anything?! Enoshima's hot, sure!

[what if he likes yankiis though

...alternatively like a helpless puppy is probably good too]

[tsunball]

[ ah, so that's what Mondo is into, huh? :D cool, cool, just leave everything inbetween with a dynamite body for Leon.. ]

I got to know what kind of girls you like, right? [ that's what bros do?! ] It's all about claiming your territory!

[mustlovedogs]

...W-well, you know...

[Why you gotta do this, Leon...forever awkward...and he totally can't describe something like Chihiro after that, even more awkward... So it's down to yankiis...except he's had no luck there]

[tsunball]

[ leon's gonna leon!! ]

'You know'..? I won't understand anything if you just say that, man. You got to speak up!

[mustlovedogs]

Gu... Shit, you're putting me on the spot! What d'you expect...the kind of girl who's gonna want to go riding...

[tsunball]

[ he knows what he's thinking isn't what Mondo meant, but even so, he just can't resist.. ]

Oh, that's my favourite kind of girl too! [ just look at this grin. ] The ones who'd want to go riding with you all night are the best, right?

[ you know. 'riding'. ;) ]

[mustlovedogs]

Oh, you ride too, huh? What kind of bike you got?

[Clearly he doesn't get it at all. You should know this by now, Leon, he's a little slow.]

[tsunball]

[ well, at least this time he realises it's just really Mondo being that slow, yeah.. although he didn't see it coming just yet. Geez.. ]

... I didn't mean that kind of riding, bro.

[mustlovedogs]

...Huh? What kind?

Ah, guy like you's probably got a car.

[he so figured this one out.]

[tsunball]

[ ace detective Mondo. and by now Leon figures the joke will just have gone stale if he explains it, so sure, sure, let's go along with this.. ]

Not yet. I was actually thinking about saving up for one before since it'd be cool to drive around in one [ and pick up chicks ] but then.. well, yeah. [ got stuck in crazy murder school. ]

[mustlovedogs]

[Smart man, Leon...]

You got a license? If you're going with a car you should get one where you can put the roof down, riding down the highway with the wind rushing against you's about the best experience you can get. 'Course it's better on a motorcycle for sure...

[completely forgetting about the [part where he's dead.]

[tsunball]

[ ah, i see, i'm just being ooc? smart man, leon, that can't be used in the same sentence!! ]

Not yet, kept failing the theory part. [ this should not be surprising, what is studying, after all. ] I was so close though..! Just a little more and I could've gotten it and then a kind of car all the chicks would dig!

[mustlovedogs]

[Totally ooc!!!!]

...You ever thought about buying a license?

[no don't suggest illegal things [cry]]

[tsunball]

[ illegal murderer bros!! ]

Huh? [ not like this idea is really.. strange or bad to Leon, either way.. ] I guess so, but.. I never would've gotten away with it under my parents' noses, y'know?

[mustlovedogs]

[probably has a fake ID already anyway]

You just go to the test, tell 'em you passed and come home with all the stuff you need to prove it. They think anything's weird, tell 'em it's changed since they took the test or something.

[tsunball]

... Man, you've sure thought this through. [ But he's grinning a little, this is amusing to RULE BREAKERS!11! ]

Wish I could've figured that out earlier.

[mustlovedogs]

[RULE BREAKEEERS!!!!1!!!111!!!!]

Nah, I got mine for real. Well...had to get a fake ID to take the test, but...

[so is it actually for real? not exactly...]

[tsunball]

Well, I have one of those. [ no other way to get into some rock clubs/concerts.. ]

Thought nobody would notice either way, hardly anyone recognizes me after I grew out my hair a little while ago.

[mustlovedogs]

Must've taken a while, huh? Yeah they don't give guys with a beard any trouble. Some kids don't even try to look the right age, the hell's wrong with them?

[tsunball]

I guess they're just too retarded to pull off this kind of thing. [ pot, kettle, etc. ] It's for the better either way! People like them don't belong doing the kind of stuff a fake ID can get you.

[ you know, drinking, clubs, driving, etc.. ]

That's only for guys like us!