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[nemophila]

Characters: Swaps swaps swaps swaps swaps swaps Everr'booodyyyyyy
Setting: The library, and wherever you want, really, Event Days 3-5
Format: Anything!
Summary: The Let's-Get-Everyone-Back-Into-Their-Bodies post! It's like a party with science! Use this post for the before, during, or after as you please!
Warnings: Mention of needles, possibly violence if people really don't want to get switched back.

On Day 3, the Hacker Team set to work collecting the supplies needed to switch people back, and late on Day 3, a group figured out how to switch everyone back. Over the last few days, they'll try to gather up all the identity-confused people to switch them back before the last day comes and kills 'em all.

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[puppy_lancer]

[He groans.]

Can I just blame God? Or say he wanted to test me?

[He shakes his head again.]

Oh yeah, the memories that say I'm a French girl also say I believe in God and prayer. Fuck.

[immortalia]

God tests everyone. That is why life is so challenging and yet so great at the same time.

[ She'll shrug a bit and blinks after what he says next. ]

...Though, are you not religious if what you are saying about Him is true?

[puppy_lancer]

NO! The gods are annoying fucks. They can stay out of my life for all I care.

[immortalia]

...hm. That is sad to think, but I will not try to change your beliefs anymore than you would with my own.

[puppy_lancer]

Sooo, you believe in God?

[Where was Ruler's body when he needed it? "Then wanna try out a Saint" would have been a great pickup line.]

[And then he remembers who Ruler really is and the guilt hits him again.]

[immortalia]

I was acquainted with one of His servants back long ago. He has changed my life and I continue to follow his word.

[ Otherwise, yep. She does to a degree. Have fun with that, Lancer. ]

[puppy_lancer]

That's nice, I guess.

[He has nothing against religion. It's just not for him.]

I've met saints and succubi here. They're both nice.

[immortalia]

...Succubi? I am afraid I have not ran in to that particular creature around here or back home.

[puppy_lancer]

Some sorta demon. They're nice kissers.

[immortalia]

[...]

Oh.

[ Don't mind her, she'll just be... inching away. Slowly. Don't want to appear rude or anything! ]

[puppy_lancer]

...What?

[immortalia]

... May God have mercy on your soul when it is your time to go.

[ Mamadroid doesn't approve of your shenanigans, Lancer. ]

[puppy_lancer]

Great. Now I can hear the Lord's Prayer in my head.

[And it's in French]

[immortalia]

Fitting, is it not?

[ And, just to top it all off, have a little grin. ]

[puppy_lancer]

Yeah. Very. I always did want to have a prayer looping endlessly in my mind.

[He sounds sarcastic, of course.]

[immortalia]

Why are you so against it? Is it not better to have at least something going through your mind than complete silence?

[ She'd know that. The more silence one surrounds themselves with, the worse it's going to get. ]

[puppy_lancer]

I'm sure the prayer lost its right to be called "something" on the tenth loop. And when I feel like shit, I just want everything to give my head peace.

But talking to a cute robot counts as "something".

[immortalia]

You would be surprised--

[ Then, she'll pull a face at being called a robot and give him a stare. ]

I am more than just a robot. The proper term to use is android, though I will accept the term gynoid instead.

[puppy_lancer]

Didn't know they had specific terms like that. Fine. Cute Gynoid. You're cuter than some human girls, in fact.

[immortalia]

Why am I cute? I am not a pet.

[ Flirting goes right over her head. Sorry, Lancer. ]

[puppy_lancer]

No, but you're a pretty young lady. At least, you appear to be.

[immortalia]

... I am not exactly young.

[ She would tell him her real age, but that's personal information. ]

[puppy_lancer]

Human women usually like to be called young. Call it erring on the side of politeness.

[immortalia]

No, I am telling the truth. I am not young. Although, that is... an interesting thing to say. I was not aware of that.

[ Sorry, she's logical by all belief. ]

[puppy_lancer]

You didn't know that? How much do you know about humans anyway?