A'huntin we will go~

[sacred_flamer]

Characters: Luke fon Fabre and YOU
Setting: Floor Six (until he realizes how dangerous it is), and then Floor Thirty-Two.
Format: You decide.
Summary: Luke needs warmer clothes and something other than nutrition bars to eat. Naturally, this leads to so much fail.
Warnings: Luke. Failing. AT EVERYTHING.

[There was a soft rustle from the underbrush on floor six, and if you looked closely, you might see a head of red hair snooping around. He's being surprisingly quiet for one so loud, and if you stick around long enough, you'll get to see why.]

[There's a few deer lurking around, minding their own business, and Luke is heading straight for them. He keeps himself quiet, waiting... and then he leaps from his hiding place, sword brandished and eyes squeezed shut as he aims to behead one of the deer...!]

[...but the deer are having none of that. One with a medium size rack of antlers snapped its head toward Luke, baring its teeth and letting out a dangerous, not-very-deer-like growl. He somehow fumbled in mid-air, landing on his butt as the other deer turned on him, letting out similar noises. A startled, "Meep!" escaped from him as he scooted back on his behind, before finally flailing up to his feet.]

[This was the second batch that did that! This was so not a nice forest!]

[Later on, on floor thirty-six, you'll get to see him doing much of the same... with the same amount of success. Clearly, Luke fails at this whole "hunting" thing, and needs a mentor (or someone to mock him).]

Comments

Floor Thirty-Two! IN UR FORESTS, RUININ UR HUNTS EVEN MOAR (...Hooboy, here we go...)

[idol_support]

[Hunting deer with a sword is pretty fail, Luke. But he can be pretty quiet when he wants to, because it looks like he's managed to creep up pretty close to a couple of them, when suddenly--]

Heeeeey, Luke~!

[Don't mind Rise Risette, she's just going to be basically pulling an Anise and tackling you from behind without warning. She doesn't let go after the initial tackle, either, hanging there a couple inches off the ground with her arms wrapped around his neck and her chin resting on his shoulder and of course her boobs pressed up against his back, too X'D.]

Whatcha doing?

[Of course, Risette isn't at all quiet, so the deer he'd been trying so hard to stalk have most certainly bolted and are already long gone by now.]

Oh. My. God.

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[Luke let out a really loud, "ACK!" as he was pounced on, flailing, but still ending up face first in a bush. He grumbled as he lifted his head, watching the last deer he was stalking run off into the trees.]

Dammit!

[He swiveled his head around, glaring at Rise as best he could.]

What the hell, Rise?!

This is going to be TERRIBLE isn't it. |D

[idol_support]

Rise? [She gives a playful-sounding scoff.] I'm Risette, silly! Why would anyone want to have someone boring and gloomy like Rise around when they could have me!

[She is making no move to release him, and is seemingly oblivious to the glare~]

And hey, you didn't answer my question!

COMPLETELY

[sacred_flamer]

Risette... what?

[Luke tried to stand in an effort to get her off. What the heck was wrong with her... why wasn't she acting like herself?]

Why are you calling yourself boring and gloomy? You're nothing like that.

>Db

[idol_support]

[N O P E still not letting go~]

But I didn't call myself that! Boring, dull, gloomy--of course I'm not! I'm a star! I have hundreds and thousands of fans listening to my songs and buying my merchandise and hanging on my every word in each new interview I give! Sold-out concerts and leading roles in movies and cameras flashing every time I turn around--that's the life of a top idol, and I love every minute of it!

[With a flirtatious little giggle, she leans in close, her lips just brushing the outer curve of his ear as she half-whispers,]

There's never a dull moment with me.

[sacred_flamer]

What are you babbling about?

[...and aosdjfaisdfjaisdjfas;dfkjsdkfjsdkfjasidfjsf]

[No! No! Nononononononononononononononononooooooooo! Luke flailed, trying has hard as he could to get her off his back. Because this was not happening, and she was getting off his back right now.]

STOP THAT! What's gotten into you?!

[pitiedthefool]

[Yeah, during his whole search thing? He had to check this floor, too. And he heard the scream from his bro crystal clear. So what does he do? He follows the sound and--

...what. even...]

Risette...?

[1/2]

[idol_support]

[Giggling like crazy, she pulled away to let Luke up, though she'll be pressing in close from the side once he's fully on his feet again.]

Stop whaaa~t? I haven't even really done anything yet! *chuckle* What are you getting all flustered for?

[2/2] lol, taking pity on Luke, eh? XD

[idol_support]

[She straightens on hearing that voice, then spins around, eyes shining.]

SENPAI~!

[And WELP, isn't this familiar...she's all but flung herself at Yu again leaving Luke totally forgotten lol SORRY BRO, PRIORITIES]

[sacred_flamer]

[Oh man, he doesn't even care; Yu saved him, that was good enough for him.]

[Seriously, foolbro, what the hell is wrong with your girlfriend?]

...what the heck is going on, Sensei?

[pitiedthefool]

[Owwwwww... Yet he doesn't wince or grunt in surprise. So... you're welcome, Luke?]

...Hey. [Well, at least she still has priorities.] I was about to ask the same thing.

[GIRLFRIEND WHY WERE YOU CLINGING TO MY BRO? I MEAN SERIOUSLY.]

[idol_support]

[She's latched onto Yu's arm now, though she's kinda more clingy about it than normal. It's gonna be a lot tougher than it usually is for him to move his arm, or maybe even just move, period. And good luck getting her to let go...]

Well, that's what I did ask Luke way before, and he never answered! He was creeping around, like he was trying to sneak up on someone! He's the only person I've seen around here so far though--no Nanako-chan yet! But I'm sure we'll find her, Senpai, so no worries!


[...Geez, Risette, breathe.]

[sacred_flamer]

[...yeah, thanks for taking one for the team bro, but he's still kind of what over how weird she's acting.]

I was trying to hunt!

[He gave Yu an exasperated look, as if to say, "What did you do to your girlfriend?!"]

[pitiedthefool]

[You're welcome, anytime. Still, he does indeed "sweatdrop" despite his continued poker face.]

I know-- and sorry about that, Luke.

[He exchanges that look with a genuine amount of confusion. "Whadafuq," indeed.]

...Is it their turn to fight bears, or do we leave that (dubious) honour to Aki-senpai? XD

[idol_support]

Hey, what are you apologising for, Senpai? You didn't do anything wrong, and I didn't do anything either!

[She cuddles against Yu's side a little more, giggling into his shirt-sleeve, either brushing aside or entirely oblivious to both guys' confusion.]

C'mon, he was hunting with a sword! No way was he gonna catch anything like that! You should show him how it's really done, Senpai!


[Because hunting with a bus-stop sign would be so much more orthodox.]

Oh my god Risette you are pissing him off so much. XD

[sacred_flamer]

[...dude. Yu. Bro. There is something seriously wrong with your girlfriend.]

I'd like to see you do better! Since when are you this airheaded, Rise?!

[...when Luke calls you out on being an airhead...]

THEN HER WORK HERE IS DONE. Only not really. B]

[idol_support]

[That earns Luke a pout, and an utterly childish foot-stamp...though what she's upset about here maybe isn't what you'd expect.]

Stop calling me that! I told you, I'm Risette!

[sacred_flamer]

[Luke put a hand to his forehead, exasperated.]

Again with the Risette thing...

[He looked over to Yu; you better explain bro.]

[pitiedthefool]

...Risette, did you get sick earlier this month?

[And not tell him. 8( Because he'd been worried, okay. Seriously, that is the ONLY WAY he can understand why she wanted to be called Risette when not even a few months ago (for her) she did not appreciate it and only called her Rise.]

[idol_support]

[The pouting is gone in an instant as "Risette" turns an openly adoring gaze up at Yu.]

Aww, Senpai, are you worried about me...? ♥

[FANGIRLISH GIGGLES AND ARM CUDDLES x100 ♥]

And weeeell, maybe I was a little bit sick, but it wasn't so bad! [Liiies, lol.] Anyways, I'm totally fine now, so it's nothing worth worrying about! We've got way more important things to focus on!

[Like how fail Luke is at hunting figuring out the best ways to get warm~ ♥ ...fighting bears? finding Nanako-chan!]

[sacred_flamer]

[...oh dear sweet Lorelei, Luke was fairly sure he was about to be sick. He put a hand on his head, letting out an exasperated groan.]

...man, I want the normal Rise back. This one is annoying.

[1/...4? lol idk]

[idol_support]

[She shoots a glare Luke's way, then says with a huff]

FINE! If you want your precious Rise back so much, you can just have her!

[Scowling, she bowed her head and blinked rapidly a few times--]

[idol_support]

[--and then suddenly her head came up, her eyes wide and startled as she very nervously took in her surroundings...and froze in place, going absolutely still.]



[...She. Is standing right next to Senpai. Hugging his arm. Very tightly.]

[idol_support]

[oh

oh god]

[4/4]

[idol_support]

[With a soft noise of startled dismay, she hastily let go of Yu and took half a dozen swift, half-scrambling steps backwards, stopping only when a tree looming up behind her stopped her from backpedaling any further.]

[And eye contact is definitely no longer a thing, as she stares intently at her shoes, arms tucked behind her back, her head down and her face deeply flushed.]

[And not a word was spoken, of explanation or otherwise.]